Speaker 1: Marathon kissing sessions are some of my favorite things to do
with a guy, outside of read the bible, drink milk and play checkers and the
usual.
When it comes to kissing, everybody gets really nervous and
frustrated.
'How do I breathe?
When do I breathe?
How do I turn?
What do I do?
Do I need to stop and take a break?
What if my jaw hurts?'
I'll tell you what to do.
You can control a kiss so easily if you just put a hand here, a hand there,
and if you need to stop and breathe, just pull away and use that
opportunity as you're taking a breath to look in your partner's eyes.
Make is real sexy.
What you definitely don't wanna do is exhale through your
mouth when you're kissing your partner because you're gonna blow a bunch of
carbon dioxide in them.
You might kill them.
All right.
You might not.
You won't kill them but you might turn them off.
You definitely want to exhale through your nose and, if you want to, inhale
through your mouth and you guys are turning in the kiss.
Oh, what's that?
You wanna see?
Well, OK.
I guess it's the least we could do.
Ready for a marathon?
By the way, we both just inhaled there.
Speaker 2: At the same time.
Speaker 1: Yep, at the same time and, you know, that the thing that makes a
great kiss is two people perfectly in sync.
OK.
Back to where we were.
Speaker 2: What were we doing?
Speaker 1: Oh, a marathon, making out.
Yeah.
Speaker 2: OK.