What is up, party people?
(laughing)
[Keith] He’s so little!
The fattest knight…
Oh, that’s rude.
(laughs)
No body shaming jokes here, please.
I know what you are.
Say it.
Say it out loud.
A vampire.
Are you scared?
No.
You know, I make pizza with little Wesley all the time.
Well, hey. Look! I could be! Look, I could be your son!
Okay! Okay, let’s do that!
Papa, you wanna make the pizza?
(laughing)
I think, other than, you know, I need to fix the neckline, I gotta do a lot of hemming.
(laughing)
I sewed the arms shut!
How did that not occur to me?
I become a giant baby-man when I’m sleepy.
And I know you, some of you are thinking I’m a giant baby-man to begin with.
Go right and fuck yourself right in the face.
[Instructor] You can put anything in it. Olives, popcorn.
[Zach] Olives? Olives is the first thing your mind goes to?
[Keith] Olives would be delicious in a bowl!
There’s gonna be a “No Olives” sign on my bowl.
You can put anything- [Ned] You don’t like olives?
You can put anything else.
Woah! Look at my goofy bowl. I love it!
[Keith] That is an olive bowl through and through.
I’m not putting any olives in here.
I’ve never seen a better olive dish than that.
There’s no olives allowed!
I’m gonna tell you right now. There is no food going in this, ever.
This is decorative.
I’m gonna come over to your house and just fill it with olives.
And to make sure you know who is the contraction-eer,
we also have this dumb ass hat.
Who the fuck picked this hat out?
I did!
All you can eat is a fucking potato!
This is like the Irish Famine all over again!
Pretty sure it’s the exact opposite
They didn’t have potatoes?
Zach, that WAS the famine.
It was a famine on potatoes.
- Mmmm.
They had NO potatoes.
I thought they ONLY had potatoes.
Oh, that means that Wendy’s is dope!
They got potatoes!
We solved the famine!
What are her trigger words?
We don’t love you.
What is the “g” in g-string?
Is it for “golly! that’s up there!”?
G for Gap? No, G for
[Keith] Gee wow that’s cool outfit.
Uhh…
Spank me daddy!
The…Try Guys BDSM!
- Yeah.
That’s not a line in the…that’s not a line in the video!
I don’t know why that was my hint! - I like it though! I like it!
I don’t know why that was my hint!
Did I like it…
He liked it.
I didn’t hate it.
He liked it.
My body, my mind, my brain, doesn’t get it.
I want Baby Alive to go back to being baby dead.
Do I feel like a golden god?
You bet your sweet buns I do!
First of all, I dressed like a pizza today!
I look adorable.
We all agree.
That man right there?
Best head.
Today, I’m taking the cock out of cocktail.
(laughing)
[Keith] Disgusting.
I’m the big boy, and today is my day.
Year two!
[Keith] Year two we didn’t do anything.
Year two! It was our second time the second time we made a video at VidCon!
It was the second time! Year two!
What are you talking about?
We made two videos at VidCon!
Why would it…why would it be the year three one?
That makes no sense!
What are you talking about?
What are you all talking about?
I feel like this is going to be really good.
Okay.
[Ned] Let’s dive in.
If you say so.
Please be good, please be good.
- Oh, it’s so good.
Oh, it’s great.
Zach, you did it!
Honestly, this is really good!
Zach!
You can bake a brownie!
(screams of excitement)
It’s not too sweet, it’s not dry.
Texturally, it’s crispy on the outside, it’s soft in the middle
Literally have nothing bad to say about this.
[Rosanna] Me neither. This brownie is perfect. It’s everything I’d want in a brownie.
I feel like I’m gonna vomit.
This is the only brownie that I’d possibly eat the whole thing.
Can we get some of that brownie over here?
Yeah, this is the right texture, baby.
Woah! It tastes like a peanut butter and jelly.
- It does. It’s pretty good.
It tastes like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
I’m biting into a peanut butter and jelly.
2020, y’all! Anything can happen!
Uh, is it a brownie?
It’s the best brownie I’ve had, Zach.
Judges, thank you.
Guys, I’m used to fighting at this point. I don’t know what to do with myself.
[Eugene] You just be quiet.
[Keith] You just nod and smile.
[Ned] You just say, “thank you.”
[Eugene] You don’t have to say anything.
Now, we’re gonna leave the room so y’all can deliberate
for who gets second through fourth place.
Beneath the king of Without a Recipe, Zach Kornfeld.
(chanting) Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach!
Confusing.
[Eugene] Like good confusing?
Yeah.
Is it making you…horny?
I look um…like a victorian ghost right now.
(laughing)
What’s wrong?
Yeah, that looks good!
Are we too pale?
How do I get it off?
I can’t see anything! Does it look good?
Let me look at you.
Oh, it’s…why did they laugh?
You look good!
- You look good!
I think he looks good!
I don’t know why everyone’s laughing!
(laughing) What?
What kind of clothes cowboys wear when they go out?
Ranch dressing! (laughing)
This is my first time being penetrated!
On camera…on…well, yeah!
Yeah!
My very best friend,
The number one Kornbuddy of them all,
[Eugene] Oh, I don’t wanna be it.
The top cornflower!
I don’t wanna be a Kornbuddy. - The Korn seed!
The kernel of my life!
I rescind my…I don’t wanna be a contestant.
Eugene Lee Yang my best friend!
Wow! Congratulations!
Why did you phrase it that way?
I actually have a James Charles story.
[Keith] No.
One time, we were at the Chateau Marmont
- Oh, yes.
for a YouTube dinner.
We were walking, and James was talking to Emma…Chamberlain.
And James said,
“OMG Emma, I have some mega tea for you.”
And I turned around, and I was like
“Dude, you guys brought tea? I would love some!”
And then he looked at me and said
“OMG, scary.”
That really happened?
That really happened.
If this is what Christmas has been about all this time,
I’ve been missing out.
I almost forgot!
There’s a little daddy inside all of us.
Well, you know what that’s…
We gave it a try!
Are you changing the slogan?
Yeah. That’s how we gave it a try!
- Gave it a try!
That’s how we gave it a try?
We’ll say that together?
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That’s how we gave it a try!