- WE ARE BACK WITH KEVIN HART, AND WE ARE PLAYING JENGA.
AND YOU SAID DURING THE BREAK
THAT YOU HEARD THAT I WAS A CHEATER.
- I DID HEAR THAT. - NO, I AM NOT--
- NO, I HEARD THAT.
- I AM COMPETITIVE, BUT I WILL NEVER CHEAT.
- LISTEN, ELLEN, BLACK PEOPLE
TAKE GAMES LIKE THIS VERY SERIOUS, OKAY?
DON'T CHEAT.
- WELL, THEN CONSIDER ME BLACK, 'CAUSE I--
- WELL, THEN DON'T CHEAT.
- I FEEL THE SAME WAY. - ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
NOW, BECAUSE--BECAUSE--
THIS NEEDS TO BE LIKE A SPEED JENGA,
SO DON'T TAKE TOO LONG.
AND WE'RE GOING ONE HAND.
- YOU WANT TO GO FIRST? - I'LL GO FIRST.
- ONE HAND. - ONE HAND. I'LL GO FIRST.
- GO. - STRATEGY TO MY JENGA.
STRATEGY TO MY JENGA. - ALL RIGHT.
MY PIECE IS OUT.
PUT YOUR PIECE ON THE TOP.
[yelling] ONE HAND, ELL--
OKAY, GO AHEAD. [laughter and applause]
WHY Y'ALL CLAP? THAT WAS SHAKING LIKE CRAZY.
[cheers and applause]
ON YOU.
OH, THAT'S GONNA FALL.
THAT'S GONNA FALL.
THAT'S SO GONNA FALL.
EVERYBODY KNOWS, DON'T GO TO THE BOTTOM.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
[cheers and applause]
[laughing]
OKAY, AT A CERTAIN POINT, GUYS,
I'M GONNA NEED A STOOL TO PUT THE PIECES BACK UP ON TOP.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
AH!
crowd: OH!
- DANG! [laughter]
- NO. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?
DO YOU WANT TO END THE GAME?
- THERE'S A STRATEGY TO THIS GAME.
AH!
[laughs]
AH!
I GOT TO-- I GOT TO PULL IT OUT,
'CAUSE I STARTED IT.
I CAN'T CHEAT, ELLEN.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE DID THIS PIECE.
STUPID KEVIN!
- WELL, THERE IT GOES.
- AH!
- WELL, THERE'S NO WAY IT'S GONNA STAY LIKE THAT.
- ELLEN, DO NOT-- DO NOT TALK
WHILE I'M DOING MY PIECE RIGHT NOW.
HA!
[crowd exclaims]
AH!
- IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SLOWLY YOU GO.
- YES, IT DOES. - IT IS GONNA--
- IF I GET THIS PIECE TO GO BACK SOME--
- NO, IT'S NOT.
IT'S GONNA FALL.
- AH!
DA! DA!
[crowd cheering]
[applause]
- OH, NO.
SO CLOSE.
"ABOUT LAST NIGHT" IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
GO SEE IT.
HE'S... HAVING SEX IN IT.
WE'LL BE BACK.