Okay, Writing Team,
we have been tasked to write some dreams.
Now, I want the ideas sharp, original,
first dream up is a dream for Derek.
Does anyone have any ideas?
- He could be, he could be sitting on a beach
looking into a sunset.
- Okay.
- And we could integrate some soft music and seagulls.
- Oh, I love that.
Alternatively, he does love basketball.
So we could do an indoor court setting.
- What if he was making out with a sixth grade teacher
on the top of the Chrysler Building?
- Um, say that again?
- Yeah, he is like making out with her,
and then he like realizes and goes what?
Mrs. Liebovitz!
- Yeah, that's a really weird idea, Janet.
(crunching)
- It's never been done before.
- I mean, I don't hate it.
- It is original.
- Oh, ah, okay.
I'll, I'll jot it down,
but maybe, maybe we can get back to the other-
- [Janet] And then he remembers,
he ordered pizza for delivery but the elevator's down.
So the pizza guy can't get the pizza to him
to the top of the building.
And then he is like, worried that pizza guy's
gonna be mad at him.
- Well, that doesn't really seem like a big deal
because Derek doesn't even know the delivery guy anyways.
- Ah, It's a big deal.
- Does Derek take the stairs?
- He has to.
- Yep.
- Why doesn't the delivery guy just come up the stairs
to meet Derek?
- He already started, so that question is moot.
Okay, and now he's going down the stairs,
but he's, he can only move in slow motion now.
And the stairs are endless so he can't get to the bottom,
and now everybody's passing him,
but he can't go any faster.
- Who is everybody?
And why is everybody passing him?
- Because there's a fire.
- How?
- Has he always been moving in slow motion?
- No, I think it just started with the stairs.
- Okay, but why is there a fire?
- Because there is.
- But that doesn't make any sense.
- It's an emergency.
- That's true.
- Okay, so, so, so there's a fire, Chrysler Building-
He goes down the stairs,
and then what he gets to the stairs,
he gets his pizza, and what happens to Mrs. Leibovitz?
- He gets to the fourth floor, opens the door,
it's his stepdad's bathroom.
- No, it's not! What?
- The one with the bad toilet?
- Yep.
- No, this is not working for me.
- And he flushes it, but it's not going down.
It keeps coming, the water rising, rising, rising,
floating poop, floating poop.
- Could, could he just go back into the stairwell?
- Nope, he can't because the water's coming up,
coming up, coming up, coming at him.
He turns to go, guess who's standing in the doorway?
You won't get this...
Don Cheadle!
Blackout, wake up in a cold sweat.
- Of course.
- What? Of course.
No, of course.
No, we're not.
We're not doing-
Janet, this is ridiculous, this is a terrible idea,
and we are not doing it.
(gasps)
- What?
- Wow.
- Well, I guess I will just have to tell my dad,
Mr. Sandman, that you didn't like any of my ideas.
- Your dad, your dad is Mr. Sandman?
(smacking)
- Yep.
- Like the, the OG dream writer.
- And I don't think he'd be too impressed
with your lack of vision.
- Okay, well we're, I'm I think we're gonna do that.
Yeah, I think we're gonna, I'm we're gonna do that one.
Okay, so that and Derek.
Boom, Don Cheadle dream.
Let's move on.
- Okay.
- Let's next dream up, Erica.
Anyone have any ideas for Erica?
- Hiking in the Grand Canyon.
- Scuba diving in Bali.
- Her childhood dog has really big boobs.
And she's trying to find the hotel key
to get into the room where she left
the Declaration of Independence.
But, Benedict Cumberbatch took the key
to a different universe.
So, now she's got a team up with Captain America,
who is actually the grocery store worker,
who winked at her that one time.
- That is traumatizing.
- Oh, but before I forget, she forgets everything
before she wakes up.
- Is that an, is that an option?
Can we do that?
- Yeah, of course.
We can do that with every single one.
- Oh, oh.
(tapping)
So like, if she, so she, if she was on the subway
and forgot her clothes and was handcuffed to a clown-
- That yes, that's what were talking about-
- Oh, that's good. - [Janet] That's an idea.
- [Writer] Oh, I love that. - [Janet] Write that down.
- [Writer] Oh, I Love that idea.
- [Janet] Really nice stuff.
- [Writer] Oh, that's good.
Let's do that one.
- Yeah, okay. Let's ah-
Clown concept.
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