- I'm comedian and filmmaker, Jordan Schwartz,
and I'm documenting my rise to Tik Tok fame.
Recently, some kids at my high school
started a creator house called The Out House.
It's comprised of some incredible talent
from Rachel Mathis to Steven Jackson
and even Samantha Ginsburg.
They're basically the biggest celebrities at our school.
(upbeat music)
I'm going to join their house and collab with them.
I'm gonna be so famous (chuckles)
you won't even know my name.
But first I have to prove that I, Jordan Schwartz,
am a genius and necessary addition to their house.
And in order to do that,
I need to look like a real Tik Tok Eboy.
Eboy style is basically a rip off of '90s fashion.
And as a Tik Tok comedian,
I'm the King of ripping stuff off.
(upbeat hip hop music)
Time to walk the walk and tik the tok.
(door knocking)
(door opening) - (chuckles)
- Hey. - Jordan, no, no.
Get away from his house. Nobody wants you here.
- Oh, daamn. I heard Jordan was a convicted felon.
- Oh my God, an ironic Tik-Toker.
You should totally join us, you look so stupid.
(footsteps fading)
I'm gonna collab my jords off.
(upbeat music)
It's only been 20 minutes
and I think I'm fitting into the Tik Tok house so well.
I'm clearly the most popular, people are giving me
a lot of space, which I think is a sign of respect.
I bet when Jay Z walks into a club,
everyone gives him space, it's called a VIP area.
- Hey guys, today I'm going to be teaching you
how to make a romaine hearts salad.
Chop up the romaine and put it in the bowl,
- Chop up the romaines and put them in the bowl,
the super bowl.
- Always remember to wash your good tomatoes guys.
- Make sure to wash your grapes and tomatoes guys.
- Chop up your garlic super fine.
- Make sure...
Jeff Garlin, he's super fine.
- Jordan, what are you doing?
- What are you doing, Rachel?
- I'm making a salad for Tik Tok and you're copying me.
I'm making a salad for Tik Tok
and you're just copying me.
(salad dropping) Oh! my salad.
(upbeat music)
Wow. That wasn't very Tik Tok of you.
So what do you think of Jordan?
And try not to say anything too horny.
- Jordan, you stole my content and you ate my salad
with your growth and bare hands.
Um, no. I didn't eat it,
I threw it away because salads are gross.
My relationships in the house are all unique and all great.
Steven and I are clearly best friends,
we're like an '80s action movie, "Buddy Comedy".
Samantha and I are new friends
but I think it's more about mutual respect.
And Rachel, (chuckles) oh, Rachel,
that one's really silly because Rachel is so horny
all the time for me, and I'm like, eew, get away.
My salad Tik Tok's really blowing up,
12 views and counting.
- What the hell is this?
- What Steven had seen was my hard work.
A duet to a duet. Only the elites can pull these off.
(upbeat hip hop music)
- And when you did that, I was like, daaamn,
you thievin' from Steven.
- [Jordan] I'm not thievin',
I'm just trying to learn from your talents.
- Oh I don't have talons. I'm not a bird.
- [Jordan] What? - I said, I'm a person,
not no bird.
- If you're Rachel do add this in an hour.
- I'm only doing this so you'll finally leave me alone.
- How horny do you get when you think of me?
- Not at all. In fact, you grossed me out, dude.
- Wow. That sounds pretty horny.
Remember when we went to prom together,
and then we had sex for the first time?
- No, we never went to prom together, Jordan,
we never had sex nor will we ever have sex.
- That was awesome. - No it wasn't.
- Your hair looks really good today.
- Thank you.
- I cut some of it off when you weren't looking,
I'm gonna put it in a treasure box.
Isn't that romantic?
- What! Jordan, are you okay (beep) serious?
You really cut my hair? What are you (beep) (screams).
- Okay. I'm gonna check back
in an hour, bye. - I'm gonna kill you (groans).
(upbeat music)
- Samantha doesn't realize this,
but we're doing a collab right now.
This is gonna get so many likes.
(upbeat music)
- I saw you filming me and stealing my content.
- [Jordan] Stealing, collab, tomato, tomato.
- That's not how collabs work, and it's tomato tomato.
- [Jordan] Oh, okay. So then it was a coo-lab.
- Whatever. My dad's gonna sue you.
- (exhales deeply) I can't believe it.
Samantha likes me so much, she wants to collab in court.
Anyway. I probably should get to bed,
I bet Rachel wants to make me breakfast super early.
(upbeat music)
(Jordan stretching)
Morning everyone. Morning, guys
I don't smell breakfast (laughs).
Are you guys collabing without me?
Steven, Rachel (toilet cover seat closing)
I'm just kidding she wouldn't be in there, maybe.
Hello? Echo, echo, echo.
Guys, where is everyone? (footsteps pattering)
- What are you still doing here?
- I live here.
- No one actually lives in Tik Tok houses,
I rent this house out by the day,
- But I have nowhere to go.
I moved out and sold my car to buy this sick outfit.
- That's not my problem.
I have 15 sets of twins scheduled to be here in an hour.
Get out. - Sounds like a pretty awesome
group of creators.
I bet they'd wanna collab.
- They're not creators.
- Sounds like a sex and humping thing.
- Get out. (footsteps pattering)
I swear to God, you are getting out.
- No, I've got into my room, don't come in.
- You better...
You do know I want this open. - [Jordan] Don't come in,
I'm naked. - You're still gonna...
- [Jordan] I'm naked,
I'm doing a Tik Tok, - (indistinct) look alike.
Get (groans) - [Jordan] You're ruining it,
you're ruining my Tik tok.
- I will burn this house down with you in it.
- [Jordan] No. About that, it's already burned down
cause it's lit in here - I will burn...
- from my Tik Toks.
- I said I wasn't gonna know you'd heat off this again.
- It's fine, it's fine.
It's fine I'm just going to set little fires everywhere.
(cool music)
(door closing) (footsteps pattering)
Hey (all laughig)