>> Greg: LOOK AT YOU.
IF A JERK INVADES YOUR CASTLE,
CAN HE SHOOT HIM WITHOUT A
HASSLE?
IF THE SHERIFF GETS HIS WISHES,
HOME INVADERS WILL SLEEP WITH
THE FISHES.
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SHERIFF BOB
JOHNSON, GREAT NAME, SANTA ROSA
ROSA COUNTY FLORIDA.
HE RECENTLY ANNOUNCED HOWEVER
BRAVE HOMEOWNER SHOT OF BURGLARY
SUSPECT IT WAS AFRAID TO COME
FORWARD BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THEY
MIGHT GET IN TROUBLE.
WHERE DO YOU THINK HE WAS,
CALIFORNIA?
IN THE GOLDEN STATE YOU HAVE TO
GIVE BERGERSON AVOCADO RAP
FEDERAL OF SHARMAN FOR WHEN THEY
SPEAK TO ANYONE IN YOUR
DOORSTEP.
I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT.
THIS SHERIFF PREFERS YOU SHOOT
AN INTRUDER.
YOU’RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO
STAND YOUR GROUND WHILE YOU
SQUEEZE OFF A FEW ROUNDS.
>> SOMEONE’S BREAKING INTO YOUR
HOUSE, YOU’RE MORE THAN WELCOME
TO SHOOT THEM IN SANTA
ROSA COUNTY.
WE PREFER THAT YOU DO.
>> Greg: THAT IS ONE WAY TO
REDUCE CRIME SCENE TAPE OR
PAPERWORK.
DOES THAT SOUND RECKLESS?
IF ONLY THERE WERE A GUN SAFETY
CLASS THEY OFFERED EVERY OTHER
SATURDAY COULD MAKE YOU SHOOT A
LOT BETTER AND HOPEFULLY SAVE
THE TAXPAYERS MONEY.
>> WE HAVE A GUN SAFETY CLASS
THAT WE PUT ON EVERY OTHER
SATURDAY.
IF YOU TAKE THAT, YOU’LL SHOOT A
LOT BETTER AND HOPEFULLY YOU’LL
SAVE TAXPAYERS MONEY.
>> Greg: WOW.
A CLASS THAT SUPPORTS THE
SECOND AMENDMENT BUT DOESN’T
TEACH TODDLERS TO DO LAP DANCES.
NO WONDER LIBERALS HATE FLORIDA.
[LAUGHTER]
THANK YOU FOR THAT.
SOMETIMES SILENCE IS AWESOME.
>> IT WAS THE MOVE AFTER IT, THE
ALL OF THE MARTINI.
>> Greg: NOW YOU ARE TALKING,
MICHAEL.
SHOOTING INTRUDERS, ISN’T THAT
HOW YOU GET YOUR WARDROBE?
>> ZINGER.
ZINGER.
I LOVE THIS STORY.
I LOVE THIS SHERIFF.
THIS IS THE SPIRIT WE NEED AGAIN
IN AMERICA.
WE NEED MORE SHERIFF’S GOING
"SHOOT THEM YOURSELF."
LIKE A REAL JOHN WAYNE THING.
GO AHEAD JUST POP A CAP IN THEIR
ASS AND WE WILL COLLECT THE
BODY.
IF YOU DO THIS WHICH I HIGHLY
ENCOURAGE, IF THERE IS A HOME
INTRUDER, BANG-BANG BANG.
YOU SHOULD GET SOME MONEY BACK
OFF YOUR TAXES.
YOU KIND OF DID THE COPS’ JOB.
>> Greg: THAT MIGHT BE AN
INCENTIVE TO JUST START SHOOTING
ANYBODY.
>> YES.
NOT EVERYBODY.
JUST THE BAD GUYS.
WHEN THEY STARTED GIVING YOU
YOUR OWN CUP AT McDONALD’S.
I HAVE TO FILL THIS UP?
BUT I’M STILL PAYING THE SAME
AMOUNT?
I DON’T LIKE THAT.
MY SUPERSIZED MEAL THESE TO COME
DOWN --
>> Greg: YOU SAVE MONEY BY
KEEPING THE CUP IN YOUR CAR.
GO IN AND PRETEND THAT YOU JUST
BOUGHT A NEW CUP.
>> WE LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT
GREG.
>> BITE MARKS.
>> Greg: I HAVE A LOT OF
PROBLEMS.
MY PROBLEM WITH SHOOTING
INTRUDERS AND I THINK YOU WILL
AGREE, BEING A WOMAN.
I HAVE A LOT OF WINDOWS IN MY
HOUSE AND I DON’T WANT A CORPSE
RUINING MY HARDWOOD FLOORS.
IS IT BETTER TO DRAG A PERSON
OUT, GET THE PERSON OUTSIDE?
I THINK THAT’S AGAINST THE LAW.
>> WHY DON’T YOU GET CAMERAS AND
LASERS, TRIBULATIONS, LIKE SPY
STUFF.
>> Greg: THAT’S FUN.
>> YOU CAN SEE THEM COMING.
THERE’S A LOT OF TECH GUYS THAT
WILL DO IN-HOME PANIC ROOMS AND
THEY HAVE THOSE STEEL THINGS
THAT COME DOWN AND THEN THEY
HAVE A HOLE FOR THE SHOTGUN.
>> Greg: I LIKE THAT.
>> MAY BE SOME NICE TILES.
>> Greg: YOU ARE GLOBAL
MANSION.
DO MANSIONS HAVE THOSE?
>> A DECOMMISSIONED MISSILE SILO
IN KANSAS AND IT HAS A WHOLE ARM
ROOM, A GUN RANGE.
YOU CAN STAY THERE WITH THE DOOR
SHUT FOR FIVE YEARS.
>> Greg: SOUNDS LIKE YOUR
CHILDHOOD, KAT.
[LAUGHS]
YOU KNOW, KAT, YOU ARE A
LIBERTARIAN SO YOU MUST APPLAUD
THE MURDER OF INTRUDERS.
>> I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS
IS CONTROVERSIAL.
[LAUGHTER]
I DON’T.
I REALLY DON’T.
WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO, ASK
THEM IF THEY NEED HELP FINDING
ANYTHING?
OF COURSE YOU SHOOT THEM.
I DON’T KNOW.
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW IT’S NOT
CONTROVERSIAL.
I REALLY DON’T.
>> Greg: WHAT I THINK IS GREAT
ABOUT THIS.
IT TURNS HOME INVADERS THINK
TWICE
TWICE.
>> DON’T PICK THE WRONG HOUSE.
>> THE ONE THING THAT HE SAID.
I THINK YOU HAVE TO KEEP
REPEATING IT, USING GUN SAFETY
CLASS.
YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO FIRE A
GUN.
IT’S NOT LIKE THE MOVIES.
EVEN IN THE MOVIES IT’S A LITTLE
DANGEROUS.
A LOT OF CRIMES THAT HAPPEN TO
PEOPLE, THEIR OWN GUNS GET
TURNED AGAINST THEM.
THEY BUY IT AND ITS SHINING AND
IT LOOKS COOL AND THEY PULL IT
AND THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE
DOING IN THE INTRUDER TYPICALLY
DOES.
IF SOMEONE COMES IN YOUR HOUSE,
IT’S THANKSGIVING.
SHOOT THE JERKY.
BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU KNOW
YOU’RE DOING.
IT’S VERY IMPORTANT FEW HAVE GUN
SAFETY CLASSES AND KNOW HOW TO
TAKE CARE OF YOUR GUNMAN QUICKLY
LOADED AND UNLOADED AND HANDLE
YOUR BUSINESS.
>> Greg: WE ARE LIVING IN A
TIME WHERE THERE ARE FEWER
POLICE OFFICERS FROM DEFUNDING.
IT MAY NOT BE THE LAST RESORT.
IT MAY BE YOUR ONLY RESORT.
>> YOU WON’T HAVE TO SEE THEM
NEXT WEEK WHEN HE ROBS YOU
AGAIN.
>> Greg: THAT’S A BETTER
POINT.
THE ARREST THAT HIM AND HE’S
BACK OUT, HE’S GOING COME BACK
FOR MORE.
>> I DON’T THINK ANYONE WOULD
ROB ME TWICE.
I’M PRETTY ANNOYING.
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>> APPARENTLY I OWN A MASSIVE
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