When the outside temperature rises And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something Youre missing that one final screw
Youre simply not in the pink my dear To be honest you haven't got a clue
I'm going slightly mad I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened It finally happened - ooh oh
It finally happened I'm slightly mad
Oh dear
I'm one card short of a full deck I'm not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck I'm not my usual top billing
I'm coming down with a fever I'm really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over I think I'm a banana tree
Oh dear
I'm going slightly mad I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened It finally happened - uh huh
It finally happened Im slightly mad
Oh dear
Ooh ooh ah ah Ooh ooh ah ah
I'm knitting with only one needle Unravelling fast it's true
I'm driving only three wheels these days But my dear how about you
I'm going slightly mad I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened It finally happened - oh yes
It finally happened I'm slightly mad
Just very slightly mad
And there you have it