[voice breaking] I'm a teenager, why is my voice so weird?
SHUT UP!
Sir! China just unfriended us on Facebook!
DAMN! Try sliding into their DMs.
Tried it, it didn't work!
[ALARM]
Oh no! They just blocked us!
On Facebook??
No! On everything! Uh, Snapchat, YouTube... even MySpace!
Looks like we're gonna have to resort to our final measure...
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Take that China! Yeah, that'll teach you to mess with America. Oh my God, we got 'em so good!! [laughing]
ANNOUNCER: Please rise for the National Anthem!
[SINGING] Oh say, can you see-
[ANTHEM BECOMES DUBSTEP REMIX]
[CRYING] So beautiful...
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to ship Patty and Francis. Patty, do you ship yourself with Francis?
I totally ship us.
And Francis, do you ship yourself with Patty?
Yeah, dude.
Well then, I now pronounce you...
Prancis.
Prancis?
Do you have anything else?
Well, you can do fatty?
Hmm. Yeah, no, I think we're just gonna stick with Prancis.
Solid choice.
Alright China. Here's the deal if you don't unblock us on all social media, we're gonna put an embargo
On your supply of Benzac.
[In Chinese] No! My friends as I have occasional breakouts!
That's your problem.
Oh my God, that was so cool, did anyone snap that?
Got it!
Nice. Gonna look so rad on my story! [laughing]
[In Chinese] Did you guys TP us?
...No.
That was Canada.
Yeah, I can't uh
Uh... So, am I fired? Because, like, you haven't responded to any of my texts in weeks.
Yeah man, I'm so sorry, my phone must have been on silent. I sometimes just leave it on silent, so.
That's weird, because you know, I saw that you read my text weeks ago, and you were typing something, and then you just stopped...
Yeah, that's so weird, man. Yeah, I don't know...
Am I fired?
Hey man, just saw this text! So sorry didn't get back to you earlier man. B-T-Dubs, you ARE fired!
Smiley face!
What the hell, bro! You voted for Ian?! Ian sucks! John voted for me, and he's a valedictorian
Jess voted for me, and she's hot! You know who votes for Ian?! Fatty!
Ugh, it's Prancis!
Mine's blonde so you can't see.
I'm thinking about shaving my arms though-
Get against the wall, go!
What! What! Why!
Oh my God, my boyfriend, what did he do?!
He took a screenshot of a private snapchat photo.
YOU MAKE ME SICK!
You're going away for a lot longer than 10 seconds.
Dude, where is everybody?
Oh, Greg's at the dentist, Danny's Grandma's sick...
What?! She's sick again? Okay, and where is General Keith?
He said he overslept.
He's been posting Snapchats all day.
This just in! World peace achieved because no one showed up.
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