200,000 subscribers?! WHAT?! I can't even picture 200,000 people and if I try... it makes me very
anxious. Thank you so much for subscribing, thank you for supporting all this weird and ridiculous
stuff that I make. This is my dream job and I still can't believe that I get to do it every day.
It's thanks to you that I can, so here is me as Tasha casting Hideous Laughter, telling 50 of
the dumbest D&D jokes that me and my patrons could come up with. I hope you enjoy groaning over them!
Why couldn't the cleric with bad aim heal his friends? Because his healing mist.
Casting duplicity is something I can see myself doing. I prefer the company of adventurers. All others just
lack class. Some of the dragons I know sleep during the day. You know... so they're free
to fight knights. What does an unarmed fighter like to drink? Punch, of course. It's a good
thing clerics know mending. Their clothes are always so holy! I've heard it's difficult for
warforged to date. They're often perceived as high maintenance. I've never met a smart kenku. They're
all bird brains, I'm afraid. How many wizards does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it depends
on what they're changing it into. Two gnomes walk under a bar. I've developed a new magic item that
allows you to cast stinking cloud at will. Halflings are always asking me to lend them
money. Seems like they're always a little short. Why were the musicians thrown out of the tavern?
They were barred. And groups of bards were banned! The bandit was shocked to realize his target
was a tempest cleric. Did you hear about the warlock who fell down the stairs? He misty step.
I used to date a ranger. He misses me... but his aim is improving. Have we met before? I swear I
find you so familiar. How did the transmuter wreck their mount? They turtled it. My DM told me to
roll with disadvantage. Usually I prefer mine with butter. My favorite song is by a warforged bard,
but you might not like it. She only plays metal. Low dex wizards have to be very careful. I hear
they cantrip. I could've sworn I had another deity joke in here... must have been a clerical error.
What is the difference between a wizard and a sorcerer? Class. Some say the scariest cheese
is the zom-brie... but I'd have thought it was the brie-holder! Sorry, that one was cheesy. I never
put dragons on the guest list. They're total party killers. I always invite my myconid friend though.
He's a fungi. Have you seen the latest barbarian fashions? I hear they're all the rage. How does a
rules lawyer like their steak? RAW. A gunslinger once told me that when fighting a necromancer,
hold your fire until you see the eyes of their wights. I've been listening to a lot of elven
lullabies lately. I love trance music. I met a bard with fake ear extensions. He was an elvish
impersonator. Don't worry about the twig blights, they're more bark than bite. Why don't most druids
use weapons while in wild shape? Well they already bear arms. Graviturgists are my favorite Dunamancy
wizards. They're just so attractive! Did you hear about the rogue assassin? Neither did his target.
You can't use hyperbole with rogues. They take everything literally. I met my doppelganger
recently. I was beside myself. Why do clerics wear white robes? They prefer to spare the dyeing.
My cleric friend is worried about their god's obsession with gathering new followers.
She's thinking of staging a divine intervention. Yesterday a land shark was headed right for me!
Thankfully I dodged that Bulette. How do treants get around at night? With bark vision. I've been
looking for inspiration, but... no dice. Why didn't the monster have a date to the ball?
He forgot Tarrasque her out. I once fought a lich who had undead cat minions.
He was a neko-mancer. A beholder walks into a bar. With all those eyes, you'd think it would have
seen it! They say bards are 99% perspiration, 1d4 inspiration. How do water elementals say hello?
They wave. You always have to make the first move with low dexterity adventurers.
They never take initiative. Do you know the difference between a wizard and a thief?
Wizards can comprehend languages... thieves cant! The other day a Firbolg insisted that we'd met,
but I had never seen herbivore. If you made it this far, you are a brave soul and you have an
impeccable sense of humor, so congratulations! Thank you again for 200k, I still can't quite
wrap my head around it. I appreciate every single one of you nerds, so... thank you for being here.
Also just a huge thank you to my patrons who helped me write this script! I am a pretty
prolific pun-maker, but lists like these would be really hard to create alone. Our writing table
streams for this video were unbelievably fun. If you want to hear me do this with D&D-themed
pickup lines and D&D-themed insults, make sure to check out my D&D jokes playlist, which I will put
on this screen. You're so cute! You're so cute. You're so cute! You're so cute! You're so cute.
Perfect baby! Listen to your purrs! [High-pitched squeal]