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[audience cheering]
Honey, do you know where my toolbox is?
I'm gonna try to fix the leak in the faucet.
I actually just called a guy, he's gonna do that
and he's gonna fix the leg on the table, too.
Oh,
[doorbell rings]
Oh, that's him, could you get it?
Yeah.
Well, hello there.
Jonathan Feathers, handyman at your service.
I'm here to clean the gutters, snake the drains,
mow the lawns, and ease the pains.
Come on in.
This a mighty fine house you got here.
Oh, thank you.
Reminds me of my childhood home, except much bigger,
and not inside of a tree.
You grew up in a treehouse?
Well, it was a home inside of a tree.
What did you say your name was again?
Jonathan Feathers.
That's a really interesting name.
Well, I used to be a bird.
This man is crazy, where did you find him?
He had really good reviews on Yelp.
Fast, thorough, works for birdseed.
I thought it just meant he was really affordable.
Well, it is affordable, ma'am, I can assure you.
You see?
The going rate for birdseed is about 53 cents a pound.
Although, I do also take Apple Pay,
but it's usually just the core.
I have so many questions.
Like, you used to be a bird?
Well, you see?
One day, I happened to let out a dropping,
which happened to land on a woman,
who happened to be a witch.
She cursed me by turning
and took my family prisoner.
At first, I wanted to cry,
but I had not become accustomed to my human form,
so I just kind of went.
[scratchy throat sound]
And now I must complete 300 good deeds
to be restored to my natural form.
How's that working out for ya?
Well, I'm about halfway there,
which made being a handyman a natural fit.
You see?
I don't know if you know this,
but us birds use tools all the time.
Do you also make the tools?
I wouldn't be a real bird if I didn't.
Now, is this the table right here?
Yeah, it's just that right one.
Oh.
Oh, it's just a little loose, I can tighten that in no time.
There we go.
Task 149, done.
What will you do when you hit 300?
Well, I suppose it's been ages
since I've regurgitated food into the mouth of a youngling,
so I suppose I'll go back to raising my family.
You can't do that as a human?
Well, ma'am, it's frowned upon
to vomit into the mouth of a human child.
No, I meant, have a family, just embrace being human?
Well, that's awful kind of you,
but you see, that's just not who I am.
I am a bird,
and you've just got to let me spread my wings and fly.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a leaky faucet to fix.
It's upstairs, second door on the right.
Thank you.
Jonathan: Well, hello there, birdy.
[squawking]
Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.
Let me take care of that for you.
[in audience]
Matt:
This is just fine, sir.
Oh, he's getting all of them, huh?
I don't know why I wanted powdered donuts today.
Hm.
Task 150, done.
[explosion]
[cackling]
Well done, Jonathan Feathers,
you have accomplished one half of your good deeds.
And as such, I shall give you half your reward.
[chimes]
Well, would you look at that?
I'm gon' fix that sink!
[whistles]
I don't believe this.
That's the same witch that turned your brother into a cat.
THAT'S where I knew her from!
[audience cheering]
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about which animal you are trying to become
through your good deeds.
An otter, 'cause they hold hands when they sleep
and it's really cute.
Alanis Morissette wrote that song, "You Otter Know."
You know so much.
I feel so foolish.