THIS IS HOW IT WORKS, I WILL SHOW YOU A NEWS STORY WRITTEN
ONLY IN EMOJIS, WILL YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THAT NEWS STORY
IS ALL ABOUT.
SO WHO HERE THINKS THAT THEY KNOW THEIR EMOJIS?
WHO KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS, WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE DOING?
DO YOU REALLY, DO YOU?
OKAY, COME, STAND UP FOR ME, COME RIGHT HERE, HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.
>> James: I'M VERY WELL, WHAT IS YOUR NAME.
>> KATHERINE.
>> James: WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> HERE IN LOS ANGELES.
>> James: WITH BRINGS YOU TO THE SHOW TODAY.
>> YOU.
>> James: NO, KATHERINE, STOP.
WHAT YOU WOULD YOU NORMALLY BE DOING ON A MONDAY IF YOU WEREN'T
HERE RIGHT NOW.
>> I WOULD ACTUALLY BE WORKING.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU DO, WHERE DO YOU WORK.
>> I WORK FOR THE L.A. COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH SERVICES.
>> James: WHAT DOES THAT ENTAIL.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
>> WE'RE LIKE WHEN PEOPLE WANT TO JOIN THE COUNTY THEY HAVE TO
DO ALL OF THESE TESTS, WERE IN CHARGE OF ALL OF THAT.
>> James: CAN I BE HONEST, KATHERINE, I SWITCHED OFF.
YOU MUST FIND THAT A LOT.
>> YEAH.
>> James: YOU MUST GET THAT A LOT.
>> IT'S OKAY.
>> James: NOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR EMOJIS.
>> I BELIEVE I DO.
>> James: REALLY, YOU ARE I A BIG EMOJI USER.
>> YES.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR MAIN GO TO HE EMERGENCIEE.
>> THE LAUGHING.
>> James: I'M LAUGH SOG MUCH I'M CRYING MY EYES OUT.
>> WHAT DOES THATK LOO LIKE?
WITH TEARS.
>> James: I SEE IT, YOU KNOW YOUR EMOJIS AND YOU KNOW YOUR
NEWS STORIES, SO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE PRETTY GOOD AT THIS.
>> I HOPE SO.
>> James: WHO ARE YOU HERE WITH TODAY.
>> MY MOTHER AND MY COUSIN.
>> James: HI MOM, HI COUSIN.
ARE YOU BIG EMOJI USERS?
NO?
OKAY, YOU DON'T TAKE THEM VERY MUCH.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NEWS STORY HER
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS NEWS STORY COULD BE.
AT ANY POINT TODAY, KATHERINE.
>> SOMEONEAN IN FRONT OF A CA
I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: SOMEONE RAN IN FRONT OF A CAR.
THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE GOING FOR.
>> YEAH.
>> James: I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT THIS MADE THE NEWS.
I KNOW THERE IS SLOW NEWS DAYS BUT SOMEONE RUNNING IN FRONT OF
A CAR, ANY IDEAS?
>> NO.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, I TELL YOU WHAT IT IS, POLICE IN
MINNESOTA PULLED OVER A MAN WHO WAS TRYING TO USE THE CARPOOL
LANE WITH A SKELETON IN HIS PASSENGER SEAT.
YES.
CAN I SAY, LOOK, IN MY DEFENSE, I-- I THOUGHT IT WAS MICK
JAGGER, OKAY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING CATHERINEMENT TAKE A SEAT.
WHO ELSE KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS?
(APPLAUSE) HERE LET'S MOVE AMONGST YOU.
LET ME SEE.
YOU'RE VERY CONFIDENT.
COME ON OUT, STEP ON OUT, HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD, GOODK HOW ARE YOU.
>> James: YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO ON A HIGHER STEP.
DID YOU SEE HOW HE DID THAT?
HE WAS LIKE, HE WAS LIKE-- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
OH NO, I'M OF FOOT 7.
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE YOU ARE FROM.
>> DANIEL FROM ARIZONA.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING, WHAT BRINGS TO YOU THE
SHOW.
>> I'M A MAKEUP ARTIST.
>> James: ARE YOU REALLY, BE HONESTK YOU CAN TELL MY EYE IS
BAD.
>> I CAN TELL YOU ARE WEARING MAKEUP.
>> James: THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED.
(LAUGHTER) THAT WASN'T THE-- OF COURSE I'M
WEARING MAKEUP BUT CAN YOU SEE.
>> OH, WAY.
>> James: CAN YOU SEE THAT MY EYE IS PAD.
>> YEAH, IT'S PRETTY READY.
>> James: IS IT READY, IS IT REALLY READY QUNS YEAH.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, SHE IS REAL ESTATE LIKE YAIRK IT'S
REALLY BAD.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO AS A MAKEUP ARTIST TO TAKE AWAY THE
REDDENING OF MY EYEWITNESSES TO BE HONNIST I WOULD PUT AN EYE
PATCH ON, I THINK THAT WOULD BE PRETTY FIERCE.
>> THAT WOULD BE COOL.
>> James: I WOULD QUITE LIKE TO DO THE SHOW IN AN EYE PATCH
AND NEVER MENTION IT DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO TH T ONE DAY,
REG, WE SHOULD ALL WEAR EYE PATCHES AND NEVER MENTION IT.
>> Reggie: ABSOLUTELY, OF COURSE.
>> James: SERIOUSLY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH MY
EYEWITNESSES I WOULDN'T PUT ANY MAKEUP NEAR T I WOULDN'T WANT TO
GET IT MORE INFECTED.
>> James: YOU ARE A LOVELY MAN.
>> THANKS.
>> James: YOU ARE A LOVELY MAN.
>> ST PRETTY READY SWRZ TELL ME THE TRUTH S IT BAD.
>> I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH, IT'S PRETTY RED.
>> James: I FEEL LIKE IT'S GETTING WORSE THROUGHOUT-- IT'S
NOT INFECTIOUS, NO, IT'S NOT INFECTIOUS, NO, NO, IT IS NOT AN
INFECTION T IS LIKE NO, GOD NO.
>> OKAY, GOOD.
YEAH, IT'S READY.
>> James: HONESTLY, ST ONLY IF I TOUCH YOU.
I'M TEASING.
NOW DO YOU USE A LOT OF EMOJIS.
>> YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR GO TO MOG.
>> I USE THE ONE THAT IS LIKE, I JUST DID SOMETHING NAUGHTY, YOU
KNOW THE SIDE EYE.
>> James: THAT IS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS.
>> James: I THINK IT IS LIKE MEH.
THAT IS THE DIRCHESZ BETWEEN ME BEING MARRIED AND YOU OBVIOUSLY
NOT BEING MARRIED.
I JUST DID SOMETHING DIRTY.
I'M LIKE, I'M MORE LIKE YEAH, I COULD GET CHINESE FOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NEWS STORY.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IS GOING ON HERE.
>> OH WOW.
>> James: WHAT WAS THE OH WOW, IS THAT BECAUSE OF THE EGGPLANT
IN THERE.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
OKAY.
SO THIS MAN'S EGGPLANT WAS CRUSHED ON A BICYCLE GEAR AND HE
CRIED AND HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.
SO CRUSHED IN HIS BIKE CHAIN, THAT IS WHAT IT IS.
>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT, MI GOING TO GIVE YOU THAT, BECAUSE
IT YOU ARE PRETTY CLOSE, A MAN IN MALAYSIAS IS RUSHED TO THE
HOSPITAL AFTER GETTING HIS PENIS STUCK IN A BICYCLE GEAR.
THAT WAS EMOJI NEWS, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RUPAUL AND
RACHEL BROSNAHAN.