IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE NUANCED ROLES FOR WOMEN IN
ENTOURAGE.
THE MELISSA MCCARTHY ACTION COMEDY SPY WHICH IS
HILARIOUS AND HAS A 95% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES AND YOU
SHOULD GO SEE IT, RULED THE BOX OFFICE THIS WEEKEND
RAKING IN $30 MILLION, AND HANDILY TROUNCING THE JEREMY
PIVEN HAIR PLUG VEHICLE, ENTOURAGE.
WHICH ONLY MANAGED TO SQUEEZE 10 MILLION BUCKS OUT OF
ITS SUBHUMAN FAN BASE.
DREAM LARGE, FAIL LARGER. I MEAN...
SO MEANWHILE ON FUNNY OR DIE COMEDIAN GIL OZERI STAYED
UP FOR 54 HOURS WATCHING EVERY EPISODE OF ENTOURAGE THIS
WEEKEND AND RIGHT BEFORE HE WENT INSANE HE COUNTED HOW
MANY TIMES FEMALE CHARACTERS TALK TO EACH OTHER DURING
EIGHT SEASONS OF THE SHOW.
IN GUYS, IN EIGHT SEASON, THE TOTAL 8.5 TIMES.
8.5 TIMES.
8.5 TIMES THAT A WOMAN WAS NOT JUST A PROP ON ENTOURAGE.
>> WOW.
>>CHRIS: DOES ENTOURAGE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH STRONG FEMALE
CHARACTERS? MAYHAPS.
WE SPENT FIVE MINUTES COMBING THE ENTOURAGE IMDB
PAGE AND FOUND A PLETHORA OF FULLY-FORMED ROLES FOR WOMEN
ALL THE WAY RANGING FROM MODEL AND
GYM MODEL TO THE INCREDIBLY NUANCED BIKINI GIRL.
SO I'M GONNA SHOW YOU AN ACTOR FROM IMDB AND BASED ON THE
TASTEFUL PHOTOS IN WHICH NO WAY OBJECTIFY THEM, YOU HAVE
TO GUESS WHICH OF THESE TWO REAL CHARACTERS THEY
PORTRAYED IN THE ENTOURAGE MOVIE BECAUSE [BLEEP] KNOWS
YOU DIDN'T GO SEE IT IN THE THEATER.
FIRST ONE, THIS YOUNG ACTOR.
WAS SHE GIVEN THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME AS RAVER MODEL OR
TOPLESS YACHT GIRL.
SHE HAS BEEN SHRUNK DOWN TO THE HEAD OF A TOOTHBRUSH.
GODFREY.
>> TOPLESS YACHT GIRL.
>> LET'S FIND OUT.
>> YES, TOPLESS YACHT GIRL.
(APPLAUSE) >> UNCREDITED.
>> THIS PHOTO SHOWS THAT BOTOX ISN'T JUST FOR WOMEN,
LOOK IT, HE'S GETTING >>CHRIS: OH, [BLEEP].
>> HIS FOREHEAD IS PERFECT.
>> WHY DOES KEVIN DILLON'S FACE LOOK LIKE A V FOR VENDETTA MASK?
>> HOW ABOUT THIS NOT AT ALL EXPLOITED ACTOR?
WAS SHE ASKED TO BRING GRAVITAS TO THE ROLE OF THE SUSHI GIRL
OR YELLING LADY IN THE CAR?
JENNIFER.
>> THANK YOU.
I AM GOING TO GUESS YELLING LADY IN THE CAR.
>> SHE DOESN'T REALLY SEEM LIKE SHE'S YELLING
THERE. DO YOU FEEL LIKE SHE'S GOING TO EMOTE IN THE
CAR?
>> OR SHE'S ONE OF THOSE GIRLS THAT LAYS DOWN WITH SUSHI
ALL OVER HER BODY AND I FEEL LIKE IN HOLLYWOOD,
SHE'S LIKE NOT ANOREXIC ENOUGH FOR THAT ROLE.
SO I FEEL LIKE IN HOLLYWOOD THAT WOULD BE LIKE OH, JUST
LET HER YELL, GROSS.
>> THE CORRECT ANSWER-- [BLEEP] HOLLYWOOD.
THE ANSWER IS THE SUSHI GIRL.
>> YOU THINK THERE WAS A SCENE LATER WHEN ONE OF THE
GUYS WAS DUDE, SHE WAS HOT BUT SHE KIND OF
SMELLED LIKE FISH.
>> HOW DO YOU THINK HER AGENT BROKE THE NEWS TO HER
THAT SHE GOT THE PART OF SUSHI GIRL?
>> DOES SHE HAVE AN AGENT OR A RUSSIAN MOB BOYFRIEND?
>> YOU WANT MY GIRLFRIEND TO LAY DOWN WITH SUSHI ALL OVER
THE PUSSY, HUH?
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
EXTRA $1,000 TO SHOW SUSHI PUSSY.
>> NEXT UP WAS SHE RESPECTFULLY CAST AS GIRL
DANCING UNCREDITED ON BOB SAGET'S GIRL NUMBER ONE?
THIS GIRL LOOKS LIKE SHE WOULD HAVE CO-HOSTED
SINGLED OUT WITH ME.
>> BOB SAGET'S GIRL NUMBER ONE.
>>CHRIS: I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
THERE IT IS.
>> YES.
>> AND HER AGENT'S LIKE, "YOU HAVE TO BE IN A BATHING SUIT."
"FOR A BEACH SCENE?"
"NO, YOU'RE IN A SNEAKER STORE."