I don't want to rap.
I want to...
♪ Sing ♪
[ R&B music plays ]
Uncle Roger, frankly,
there should be a hall of fame for all your accidents.
I heard they were building one and you drove right through it.
I guess the only thing left to say is...
Alright, here we go! Full singing!
♪ Roger, you know ♪
♪ That you don't belong on the road ♪
♪ But you can't let go ♪
♪ It's so apropos ♪
♪ That we're increasing ♪
♪ Your deductible ♪
I told you I saw a bunch of people in the basement.
I still don't believe you.
♪ No, you don't belong on the road ♪
♪ But you can't let go ♪
♪ Every single day ♪
♪ You cause Stan to crash ♪
♪ Into a flagpoooooole ♪
♪ Oh, he is crashing ♪
♪ He's going down, down, down ♪
♪ Roger, you know that you don't belong on the road ♪
♪ Somehow he walks away every time ♪
♪ But you can't let go ♪
This song hurts my feelings, which sucks,
because its already stuck in my head.
What a fabulous concert. Is this free?
It feels free because it's bundled
with your insurance plan.
Free! Free! Free!
♪♪
Roger:
in the way no one trusts me, which is a lot!
I'm still upset no one in this family will let me drive.
Roger, I know this is a great chance for a joke,
but I want to get straight to it --
I'm willing to give you driving lessons.
Hmm.
I guess I'd get to drive your sick truck.
Yes. But you have to be extremely careful.
My truck is a highly specific shade of orange
that's been proven to cause epileptic seizures,
so they don't make parts for it anymore.
If you're going to earn the family's trust back,
you're going to have to show them you can focus
Hey, look!
A sign!
He's still allowed to adopt?!
[ Laughs ]
Roger, goddammit, watch the road!
I can laugh
[ Gasps ]
Whee!
You crashed my perfect truck into that hideous Tesla!
Hmm...Tesla...
You better have good insurance, pal.
Oh, God, the orange of your truck
is so highly spec--
[ Sputtering ]
Tesla...
♪♪
Roger, why did you invite us to SoSo's?
Yeah, this place sucks.
It smells like cheap marinara and unpaid child support.
And the food...
it tastes...
I wanna say...
bad?
Okay, you guys need to stop
shitting on SoSo's.
Alright? This is a perfectly fine restaurant
for families on a budget.
Then why don't you eat some?
What?! No! I don't wanna die!
Speaking of not dying, I am finally willing to accept
that none of you want me to drive.
Thank you, Roger.
We appreciate you respecting our wishes.
Sorry, you didn't let me finish.
I'm willing to accept that none of you
want me to drive on Earth!
[ Engine humming ]
[ Screams ]
[ All gasp ]
[ Screaming ]
Wow! I've heard about five-star dining,
but this is ridiculous!
Looks like at SoSo's, it's not just the savings
that are out of this world!
No, no, I should take this seriously.
After all, there's a certain
We have fun.