Was that ABBA, you were playing?
ABBA! Yes, it was.
How do you pronounce it?
ABBA! ABB
Are you in pain?
I think, I, I think, I think it's just ABBA.
It was so weird. You went, AH-BA! that's the way
that that's Why, what porpoise would say it
if scientists worked on it for like a year. AH-BA!
[Max] ABBA!
(dolphin noise) ABBA! [Max] I did work on it.
Good porpoise. Good. Says George C. Scott.
All right.
Abba.
Abba. What do you Max Weinberg!
I think I have it.
All right. Keep working on it just, Abba.
that's what the kids are listening to now I'm in touch.
All right.
The two of us arguing over the pronunciation of Aba.
[Max] Abba.
That's a good, you stopped doing that.
People just tuning in Who've never seen the show,
Will be like, isn't that nice?
a learning disabled man is on the drums!
"Isn't that Nice! Just the guy in the drummer is over there.
"ABBA! ABBA!"
How was your day Max? "ABBA!"
[Max] Abba.
You will eventually start saying something else
and the doctors will be most pleased.
All right.
I wanted to talk to you.
This is a, I did something cool Recently. There's a
there's apparently there's a deli here in New York city.
It's called the Stage Deli.
I've probably a lot of you have probably heard of it.
It's a big New York city landmark.
It's pretty famous.
And the Stage Deli, well they name sandwiches
after celebrities at this place.
And about two weeks ago, I heard that they honored me.
So I was excited.
So just the other day, just to like two days ago
I grabbed a camera crew and I went over there to check it
out and well, this is what we found.
This is the Stage Delicatessen it's
a New York city landmark.
They named sandwiches after celebrities here.
And I understand they named something after me.
It's pretty exciting.
(music playing)
These sandwiches make no sense. Look at this.
The Gloria Estefan, tuna, bacon, American cheese, lettuce
and tomato. It really captures her native Cuba.
Don't you think? Look at this,
Jack Wagner, hot open Turkey. That's a really good sandwich.
Who the hell is Jack Wagner? Excuse me, sir?
Do you know who Jack Wagner is?
No idea.
No Idea.
Here's the Halle Berry salami, tongue, and pastrami.
I guess that makes sense. I don't know her.
John Stamos, Greek salad. John Stamos, his show's
been off the air for eight years. Is it just
because he's the only Greek person they could come up with?
Richard Simmons, tropical fruit Salad. I don't get
that one at all. And then look way down here at the bottom.
Conan O'Brien soup and salad. Choice of any soup
and a small house Salad. This is incredibly depressing.
How many people order the Conan O' Brien soup and salad?
Oh, about three, four or five a day.
So it's not really popular?
Not the Greatest thing in the world.
I'm the King of late night. What am I doing?
You're not the king, don't get excited
you're not the king of late night.
Maybe late, late, late, late night, but not late.
There's two guys Way ahead of you.
Yeah. Those guys.
Well what are you gonna do? Wanna get rid of them?
[Conan] Yes! Lets get rid of them
Shoot them. Shoot them. Shoot them both.
[Conan] C Could you think about getting the Conan O'Brien
which is a soup and salad?
Uh, No, I really didn't.
I would order it just
for the fact that I think you're a nice person.
Thank you! That was a nice, you took pity on me.
Thank you very much. What time do you get off?
When are you done with work?
(cat noise)
Oh she left.
They always leave during that part. This is exciting,
And we're going to go visit the woman who ordered the Conan.
O'Brien. Sharon, you just ordered the Conan O'Brien
and that's that's pretty exciting.
Did you order it because you were excited
about Conan O'Brien?
Absolutely.
You have no idea who I am do you?
You're absolutely right.
Never seen me before have you?
Nope. Do you stay up late often?
No and I don't Watch TV.
You don't watch TV at all.
(laughing) No.
This must be thrilling for you to meet me. Why don't
you have a taste right now and we'll see how you -
What and have it dribble down my chin on TV or something?
No, come on. you think we'd do something like that?
Please. Dribble, please dribble.
I think you have to improve your image by a sandwich.
You gotta be a Corn beef pastrami combo with
a little brisket.
That would be a great sandwich actually.
That's you. That's you.
Say it again. Corn beef
Corn beef, Pay attention so you be able to listen
I'm sorry, I've been drinking.
Corn beef
Corn Beef
Pastrami
Brisket
Bri- that's an ama- and that's all on one sandwich?
Please don't interrupt.
(music playing)
Hey Norman?
[Norman] Yes sir?
Could you please?
Yes sir.
This is it. Tell me what this is.
This is the future Conan O'Brien sandwich.
This is You sir.
Okay. Where is the mayonnaise and the M&M's?
There isn't. There is no mayonnaise
and peanut M and M just pushed in there.
Sir, Like I told you, your not in Arkansas
you're not in Wyoming. You're in New York
A little caramel. How about a little dribble of caramel?
No Sir. Absolutely zero. This is you.
One suggestion, I'm gonna say one thing
and then I'll be quiet.
Don't. You better be quiet and don't say nothing.
Cake frosting. You just
I just told you before, don't say nothing and be quiet
Just put a little cake, chocolate cake.
You're wasting your energy sir. This is you.
This is the new Conan O'Brien. This is a sandwich.
(music playing) (people clapping)
Oh my god! That's my thumb!
I almost ate my thumb.
So it looks like I'm sort of moving up.
I'm going to get a sandwich of my own.
They're going to design.
So either way, I'm sort of headed to the big time.
And I was wondering if you would take over my soup
and salad for me?
Or not.
(music playing) (crowd cheering)
That's my new sandwich! That's a great sandwich!
I love that sandwich. All right we'll take a little break
Big show tonight. When we come back
Brendan Fraser are going to join us.