-How is your -- is your dog, Petunia,
enjoying the quality time she's getting with you?
-I think she is. She's snoring.
I don't know if this audio can pick it up.
She's laying on a little towel. She's enjoying it.
I think it took her a couple -- It took her more than a week
to realize what was happening,
which is that we weren't going anywhere.
We've taken her out on the street a couple times,
safely, with a mask on.
Totally kidding. -Right.
-Her face is flat. It would suffocate her.
-[ Laughs ]
-And she just looks around, like, empty streets, like...
Like, no one anywhere.
And it's really weird to a dog. -Yeah. Our dog is --
-Her whole life, she's at leg level.
And now there's none. -Yeah.
There's no legs to mark exactly how tall she is.
-There's no legs. She doesn't know -- yeah.
She can't tell a quarter from the Statue of Liberty.
She's got no -- [ Both laugh ]
--Without legs.
-You went back.
You hosted "SNL" for a third time.
-Yeah, and then the world ended.
-Yeah, and the world ended.
And in February, right? February.
-It was leap year, Saturday, February 29th.
-And you -- you had to cancel a stand-up show in Canada?
-Yeah. I -- Yeah, but I'm --
I'm gonna get there real soon.
-So, Toronto, yes?
-Toronto, Canada. -Yeah.
-Supposed to perform in the fall.
Had an emergency.
Truly had an emergency, couldn't perform.
By the way, no one cares.
They're still mad at me for canceling the first time.
I can tell them my legs were chopped off,
and they'd be like, "Well, you should've let
ticket owners know."
Then weather-related cancellation.
Then I rescheduled for February 28th.
And I say, "There's no way this is gonna be cancelled."
Then I cancelled it for "Saturday Night Live."
Now it's going to be rescheduled for the fourth time real soon.
-You had Lorne write a letter for you.
-Yes, Lorne is the --
I think he has a dukedom in Canada.
-Yeah. -Or a fiefdom or something.
So he's a Knight of the Order of Canada.
And he'd tell you that, and so --
-Wait. He wears -- He's got the little button.
-They have a little button, yeah.
-A lapel pin. I should make clear, it's not,
I don't think, a button. [ Laughter ]
-It's not a -- No. It doesn't have a pin
on the back, and it says, "I'm in Canada."
It's small, understated lapel pin.
Looks very nice.
So he wrote a letter to his own people
to ask for their forgiveness for me missing the date.
-Yeah. -And it was very nice.
And I am really excited to see the people of Toronto.
And I do -- This isn't like a life bit
where I keep can canceling the show for fun.
I'm not a sociopath in that way.
I recognize how that would be funny.
But I am not currently doing that.
-[ Laughs ] -Well, all the good people
of Canada and every great nation
has a chance to hear you and Nick Kroll.
And we'll be right back to talk to talk about the
"Oh, Hello: the P'dcast"
right after this. -Thank you.