You're here on a good day because this is our 2,499th
show.
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Tomorrow-- Tomorrow will be a huge show,
but today is huge as well.
It's almost 2,500 shows.
How many of you have seen all of the 2,500 shows?
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OK.
You are liars.
[LAUGHTER]
How many of you've seen at least half of them-- half?
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Not good enough, but, OK.
If you've been watching, you're about to be rewarded.
I'm going to test your knowledge of my show.
It is time for Pop Quiz.
If you get the answer right, you'll get a prize.
All the prizes are items from my underwear drawer.
All right.
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[CHEERING]
OK.
All right, let's see who my first contestant will be.
How about you?
[CHEERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Step around to the game show, Pop Quiz.
Hi, what's your name?
[? Chipeta. ?]
That's right.
All right.
Questions--
You're bad with questions?
Well, I'm asking the questions, you just have to answer.
OK.
You don't need to be good with questions.
You have to be good with answers.
OK.
I sent a famous singer to Jamba Juice,
and I made her eat wheatgrass.
What is that-- Shhhhh--
what is that singer's name that I made eat wheatgrass?
Famous singer--
[LAUGHTER]
Adele?
[CHEERING]
All right.
Adele is right.
You get Ellen underwear.
[CHEERING]
All right.
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[LAUGHTER]
[INAUDIBLE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHEERING]
Hi.
"Hi-eee."
[LAUGHTER]
It's hot in here.
It's the dancing.
I don't know what it is.
All right.
Don't cheat.
You helped her cheat.
Don't cheat.
What's your name?
Nicole M. McDonald.
Oh, the whole thing.
OK.
We've taken the show to different places
around the country and even around the world.
Name one place that we have never gone.
(SHOUTING) Canada!
(SHOUTING) Right!
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[CHEERING]
You get Ellen underwear!
[CHEERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHEERING]
You OK?
Yeah, you OK?
Yeah, I'm all right.
All right, on a scale from one to 10,
I think a game is going to be about a four.
But, what things do I usually rate between one and 10?
What do I usually rate between one and 10?
Don't look around.
I honestly don't know.
Yes, you don't, do you?
No.
So sorry.
Babies-- people send me their babies
to rate between one and 10.
I'm a baby rater.
All right.
I have two babies.
What does that have to do with--
[LAUGHTER]
--anything?
Oh, good for you.
All right, I'll give you something anyway.
Thank you.
You get--
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--Ellen underwear.
Thank you.
OK.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHEERING]
You're close.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
All right.
Hi.
Who are you?
What is your name?
Where do you live?
What do you do?
Emily from San Diego, medical sales.
Band-Aid-- Band-Aid-- Band-Aid salesman.
I like that you made it medical sales at first and it's--
it's Band-Aids.
OK.
I've celebrated 15 Halloweens on the show.
This year I was a pregnant version of someone
that I had been before.
Who was I?
Oh God.
Emily.
I know.
Halloween show-- big show.
I know.
I go through a lot of trouble.
And they really think it's important around here
for me to do it.
Karla?
Yes!
I was Karla Kardashian!
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[INAUDIBLE]
All right.
Thank you.
[INAUDIBLE]
You!
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Hi.
How are you?
Good.
How are you, Ellen?
Good, thank you.
What is your name?
Where do you live?
What do you do?
I'm Heather and I'm from Glendora
and I am a substitute teacher.
A substitute teacher.
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We're going to have a teacher here next week who
was gone for that day.
I wonder if you're that substitute teacher.
[LAUGHTER]
It would be a nice coincidence.
It would be weird that I know what's happening next week,
every day.
At the end of the show I say five words.
What are they?
Be kind to one another.
That is correct.
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You get no [INAUDIBLE]