Glitch Productions
And SMG4 Presents:
(Ahh... the forest......
...& Mario?)
Mario: hrph
Mamma mia... *grunts*
Mario: *Italian gibberish* |*wooping in his flashback*|
Mario: *Italian gibberish* *grunts* |*wooping in his flashback*|
Mario: Here we go!
WAH! (oh wow)
(Cover your kids' eyes!)
WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP (x2)
(OMG MARIO IS GONNA DIE!)
WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP
(MARIO! LOOK OUT!)
*Still wooping*
(Something is getting closer...)
(Mario! Stop wooping!)
Mario: Wahhh!
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.......
big chunguuss.....
Mario: (You want Mario's Spagett?)
Big Chungus: (yes yes yes)
Mario: (oh no plz)
Big Chungus: (gimme my spaghetti!)
*Mario crazily shakes head* Mario: (NO!)
*Big Chungus crazily shakes head* Big Chungus: (YES!)
(0_0) *shut down*
Mario: What's wrong with you?
Big Chungus: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mario: *PANIC*
Big Chungus: GET IN MAH BELLEH!!
Mario is a wiazrd: YOU!!
SHALL NOT!!!
PASS--
*oof*
CHUGUS VACUUM: *ON*
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*latah bish*
*gun cocks*
Mario losing his sanity: The Hunt... Is on
Mario: GET OVER HERE!!
Big Chungus: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
*Mario Went Total Psychopath On Big Chungus*
*YEET*OOF*
Mario: GOTCHA BITCH!
MISSED x ∞
*Mario's aim sux*
Mario: *Grunts*
Mario: DIE BITCH!!
*Airplane noise*
oh
bruh
Bullet Bill: AHH THE PAIN ITS UNBEARABLE!!!
Tell my children I luv-- (WTF CHUNGUS! sin count: ∞)
Big Chungus: ohok...
Big Chungus: oo ee oo lala~
Confused Mario: (Wut?)
???: Hey kid!
Totally not Mario: Wanna check out my van?
I got some candy~
(dat face tho)
(Oh... )
Mario: ow...
Mario: *grunts*
(o shet Mario pulled out the big gunz)
*GET THAT MOFO*
NOM
Big Chungus: oOOooo~
Mario: *Grunts* No! Hurry up already!
Chain Chomp: It's so thicc!
EXTRA THICC
DAMN BOI HE'S THICC!!!
BOI!!!
THAT'S A THICC ASS BOI!!!
DAYUM!!!
Big Chungus: IIIIIII'm about to whip somebody's aaaaaaaaassss (gay!)
*bishes*
Big Chungus: HA! GOT EM!!!
*dat derpy walk though*
(Oh shet. he fahked up)
Big Chungus' Power: *OFF*
(snoring and shit)
Mario: HO Ho ho!
(The fucking walk like HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!)
Mario: GOTCHA!
Mario: Game Over!
BOO! (Minecraft version)
Big Chungus: AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERHH!!!
*ded*
Mario: boiiiiiii
i win
OH I GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE RICE FIELDS TONIGHT!!
YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE
OH YOU SO DEAD!
Chungus: Plz! And leave me no harm!
(CHUNGUS IS FRIEKING OUT)
Mario: MMmmm~ So good and tasty! (I don't think he wants to R.I.P chungus)
HMMMM... HM!!!
Big Chungus: WHAT THE F#@K!?
Mario: Haha! Game Over! (Oh shet he gonna get roasted)
(Mario senses something...)
Mario: Wahh!
(pelo battle cry)Chocka hoo Chocka hoo Chocka pinga Chocka hoo
Chocka hoo Chocka hoo Chocka pinga Chocka hoo
*Chungus Battle Cry Continues*
Chungus Cop: Keep your hands in the air... Step to the rear of the Chungus
Mario: How about you suck mario's-a pingas?!
THAT'S IT! WE'RE CALLING THE MILITARY!!
*La Cucaracha*
Chungus Soldier: *Inaudible* Duty reporting!
Mario: oh sh@t!
*Screams*
*Boing*
*Continue Screaming*
Target required
*FIRE*
Mario: *PANIC*
*Slowed down oof*
Mario: mama mia...
what's-a going on here?
Mario: *pants* Hmm?
What are you doing?
Big Chungus: Hey kid, would you like some drugs?
*Girl scream*
GOTCHA BITCH
Mario: Oh no you don't!
*Super Mario Odyssey*
Mario: Oh yeah!
Big Chungus: What just happened?
Enemy spotted
NOOOOOOOOOOO--
Wait a minute? ahhhh sssssh@t!
Mario in disguise: Why don't we just give up partner?
Mario: hehehehehe haha...
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Now u fuk up)
Mama mia...
ah spagetti... (He's still alive?!)
*snoring*
ah the princess...
*snoring*
ah dat ASS!!!
*Knock knock knock*
Mario: Hmm?
*gibberish*
Mario: AH! Oh no! (pelo battle cry again)
Mario: Hey stinky! *Italian gibberis--*
SILENCE!!
*Warp pipe sound effects*
*more gibberish*
de!
(pelo gasp)
Mario: *Laughing*
Mario: Wah! *panic*
GRAAAAND CHUNGUUSSS!
*screams*
IM VERY CHUNGRY (get it?)
Mario: NOOOO! GOD! NO!
Mario: *Italian gibberish*
*gibberi--*
Judge Chungus: Say what?
(That music! Could it be?)
(It is!!! Meggy!)
Mario: Yes! I'm so happy to see you again!
Grand Chungus: What da hell is this?
*gibberish*
Mario: Hey! Shut up!
*Knock knock* (Wow... that's really hard... for a plumber...)
*mumbling*
Ah yeah.. that's definitely is
SILENCE!! *more gibberish*
*Grand Chungus having a stroke*
Judge Chungus: BOI!! What u gonna do huh?
(Playing 3DS while tied up... Yup that's normal...)
Mario: Imma guess imma go fishin'
Judge Chungus: Huh what?!
Mario: penis
Grand Chungus: GENIUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Mario: Mama mia..
Mario: Okie dokie! Let's-a go! Oh yeah!
*gibberish*
Mario: Haha! That's-a easy for me!
Mario: *Italian gibberish* Let's-a go
Mario: Hoho! Hello!
Shigeru Miyamoto: Oooh! My boy!
Mario: Are you ready to fly?
Shigeru Miyamoto: Uuhh...
Mario: OKEYDOKEY
*rip*
Master Hand: U MUST DI--
*Gun shot*
oof
*Level up*
Mario: Lot's-a fun!
Mario: *Singing while shooting*
Goomba: Ah! OH MY GOD! Mario: *Singing while shooting*
Mario: *Singing while shooting*
*BOOM*
*Cha-ching*
Mario: Hello! *Italian gibberish* Yipee!
Goomba: Uh... No.
*S L A P* Goomba: AHHH!
Mario: B*tch
*Level up*
Koopa: Jesus! Hey!
Koopa: You're holding up the lin--
*S L A P*
Monty Mole: That was very nice...
*S L A P* Monty Mole: AH!
*Toad wandering around*
*S L A P*
*S L A P ing intensifies*
*Level up*
(mafia in a nutshell)
*S L A P*
uh
*Cha-ching*
Mario: Oh yeah!
*Level up*
That's-a so nice!
*BOOM*
(Big Chungus for PS4?)
Mario: Ho my god!
Big Chungus: I did it! I did it!
(look at awl dose gaems)
*Honk*
*Honk* Mario: Here we go!
Weehee!
(rip toadsworst)
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Tari: What?
(POW! U R DED! Not big suprise...)
Tari: Hmm? What the...
dadadadadaddadadqa
Tari: WOW!!!
(hory shit that was fast!)
Money (x8)
Mario: It's-a king Mario!
Mario: Yay!
Judge Chungus: der... derderderder...
Mario: *Excited* Oh Yeah!
Judge Chungus: derderder (Wow... that escalated quickly than I expected...)
Mario: (Wait... what?)
Judge Chungus: *gibberish*
*Throws him out*
Mario: WAAAAaaaaa---oof!
Mario: *Sigh* Oof...
*pipe noise* Mario: *Sigh* Oof...
Mario: fak uuuu