Oh man... the flavours!
I think that's the best lamb I've ever had.
Look at that!
Hi, I'm Josh.
I'm Ollie.
And today we're going to be trying, as far as I'm aware,
The only Michelin-starred Indian takeaway in the world!
I'm finding that I'm really looking forward to your episodes this season.
And NOT looking forward to yours.
No...
Flipping heck, you've already made me eat testicles and electrocuted my face!
Oh my gosh!!!
But look how young he looks!
Livid.
Today Ollie, we have Gymkhana!
Indian food is the most common delivery food in the UK.
With chicken tikka masala taking the spot of the UK's national dish.
How do you improve on something already so loved? Today we find out!
I've prepared, Ollie, a wide variety of dishes.
We have our methi mutter,
That's German for mother-in-law.
Very good...
Tandoori roti,
Dal mahrani,
Chili garlic naan!
Chicken butter masala!
Goat keema pao,
Tandori masama lamb chops!
This looks incredible!
Josh : Tandoori chicken. Ollie : Gulab jamun
That's the dessert mate!
Oh... boy!
You know what I'm like when I'm ordering. I kind of don't do it in half measures.
Ollie : No! Josh : It's all or nothing, and so...
There was a set menu. So I got that,
And then just added... other dishes.
Where do we start?
Having a bit of plain naan!
I'm gonna get dipping in some of the curries. Here we have Dal Maharani and chicken butter masala.
Get stuck in mate. Look at the butter chicken. Look at that.
Holy moly...
Oh, wow... the flavours!
That is not out of a can! I'll tell you.
Some of the Indian takeaways that I've had...
Josh : It tastes like canned food? Ollie : I'm pretty sure come out of a can.
Oh, what is that?!
Ollie : It's so good. Josh : That is amazing!
I've never even heard of Dal Maharani before!
Where have you been all my life, Mr Dal?!
Mr. Dahl.
Oh, what, like Roald Dahl?
He was part of the Dahl family.
A bit of a chicken butter masala.
Ollie : Oh, boy. Josh : Look at that! Oh gosh...
Ollie : Oh my gosh!
That's crazy good!
The thing is I've had chicken tikka masala, probably hundreds of times.
Josh : Maybe thousands! Ollie : Maybe thousands.
But you know how they say in heaven everyone will be, the true like who they were meant to be.
Josh : The perfect version of themselves. Ollie : Yeah!
That's the perfect version!
You may have noticed a little bit of a kick and you're probably thinking, oh,
Wouldn't it be lovely to have something to wash it down with?
Yes!
Fear not because not only do they deliver food,
Indian beer!
Cheers!
Oh that's incredible. Okay, we need to load up with a bit of rice.
I didn't order any straight rice, because we have a biryani!
Ollie : Biryani. Josh : This is going to be literally...
10 minutes of me non-stop butchering.
That is heavenly biryani as well.
Oh my gosh!
There's just so much flavour to it!
Like this is the actual event,
And all the other biryanis I've had, are the tabloid stories about the event.
Okay! I like that.
Yeah, that was a good...
This green one over here? Methi Mutter.
This is... smells yogurty!
It's paneer. I think it's paneer.
It's paneer. It's not nearly as strong a taste as
That is honestly...
The tastiest Mutter I've ever experienced.
It's a delightful Mutter. It is! It's absolutely delightful!
It's a mesmerizing mutter!
It's the mutter of all mutters!
Oh, okay!
It's the the grand mutter!
The grand... okay!
Josh : It's like we're being welcomed home to the mutter land! Ollie : Yeah, exactly!
To mutter home!
Okay, I really want this. I think it's the best smelling thing on the table.
This is the tandoori lamb.
It's just amazing to me that at any point, that that was actually a chicken.
Ollie : Oh, a lamb... It's not a lamb... Josh : It is amazing! Because it's not a chicken!
imagine being a lamb, right? On the hillsides of New Zealand...
Ollie : Looking around... Josh : Why New Zealand?!
They have lots of sheep there. And...
This was your destiny!
It is your destiny...
Holy crap!
That is a thing of beauty.
Man O ' lamb! That's incredible.
When you just had to rhyme,
Peanut butter and jam with peanut butter and lamb,
Ollie : I should have done this! Josh : You could have gotten this.
But no, you went for lamb's testicles.
This is what it could have been, Ollie.
I'm taking my jacket off. Oh, I'm getting warm.
Alright, Ollie. Do you want to try the Roganjosh?
Because it looks like it's calling to you and that bone... Looks remarkably like a handle.
However it is very saucy. And I know you're already a messy eater.
I have no idea what Roganjosh is, but it looks amazing.
Oh my gosh! That looks unbelievably tender!
Is it good?
I think that's best lamb I've ever had.
Are you serious?!
...In my life.
Oh, man! Where has this been all my life?!
Do you think... Well, it's been on a very very expensive menu,
At a restaurant where it's impossible to get a reservation.
I'm serious about this, right? I want you to see this.
Right, this is lamb.
Oh my gosh... it literally just falls off the bone.
Ollie : See that? Josh : Holy moly...
Ollie : What next, Josh? Josh : Goat Keema Pao!
Literally looks like we're supposed to make mini goat burgers!
I mean to the untrained eye, this does just look like chili con carne.
I'm sure that the entire nation of India just face-palmed.
At the same time making a clap sound that can be heard on planet Mars.
Around the earth!
A little bit of lime for you, sir!
Now do do we bite or do we go all in one?
Can you fit all of that in one?
It's not a challenge! I reckon half.
That's a lot of food!
I don't know if you're enjoying this as much, because you've had it all in one bite...
I've not... enjoyed it... I'm more worried.
That...
Is by far the best goat I've ever had.
It's the GOAT goat!
Last one!
Have we tried everything?
Except for this Tandoori chicken.
Look at the beautiful char grilled meat...
My gosh...
It's so soft and tender and yet full of flavour!
And char grilled!
This is genuinely...
It's amazing! The fact that you can have this food just delivered to your door.
Oh my gosh, I thought that was beer.
What?! It's obviously not beer!
I wasn't looking at it, I was listening to what you were saying!
Does not taste good if you think it would be beer.
Not only do they deliver you beer and mango lassi with the meal, they also have their own Indian old-fashioned in a bottle!
Ollie : Oh my gosh! Josh : I know you're partial to an old-fashioned,
Yeah, of course I am!
Ollie : Oh, that is a huge old-fashioned! Josh : It's quite big, but...
Josh : Don't worry about it. Ollie : Don't you have one?
Josh : Yeah, of course! I have my own one. Ollie : Okay. Good.
How does it smell?
It smells incredible!
Literally we've now passed beyond just getting Michelin star food delivered to our house,
This is a cocktail from a Michelin star restaurant, delivered to your house to enjoy a nice little romantic drink!
With a good friend.
Nothing more.
Nothing.
Cheers!
Josh : That's good! Ollie : That's really good!
Oh wow, it's really... it's strong though!
Ollie : It's strong. Josh : Small sips.
Ollie : Oh, Josh! I just realised! Josh : Oh, that's lovely. Yeah?
Josh : We're moving onto dessert? Ollie : The final course!
Oh, look at it! It's like dripping with honey!
Look at that! This looks phenomenal! It's like an Indian doughnut!
Oh my goodness!
Who needs flipping doughnuts?! I just want this!
Holy... balls.
I mean that is a holy ball!
Yeah, i. is a ball!
And it tastes heavenly!
What's in there?! There's like some seeds or something?
You know what? It's kind of like a pistachio baklava style...
Slightly nutty...
Scrumptiously sweet!
We've said this before in Michelin madness but that's... One of the best desserts.
Oh... it's unbelievable!
This is one of the best meals I've ever had in my life.
Genuinely.
It's actually amazing to try something,
That you've had many many many times before, but...
It's similar and reminiscent...
But just 10 times better.
On a different level.
Right?
Josh : Yeah, no, I completely agree. Ollie : It's like...
It's like eating in HD!
Josh : Yes! I like it! Eating in HD! In 4D. Ollie : It is!
Josh : It's a 4D experience. Ollie : I feel like I've just been watching...
Freaking VHS videos of British Indian food for the last 30 years,
And now suddenly I've been given an 8K TV.
I feel like we should applaud the chef.
Mr Gymkhana, congratulations.
Pretty sure that person doesn't exist but whoever made this food,
Ollie : Seriously. Josh : Well done.
See you JOLLY soon!
Hello, my name's Simon, a Jollybean from Kent.
And my reason to be Jolly today is that my homemade beer is finally ready to drink after months of waiting.
And i'm excited to send some to Jolly too!