Bum, bum, bum, bum *Baseball tune*
Bum bum (Starts to get aggressive) *Baseball tune*
Da da di do da dooo
SIMPSON >:(
CHARGE! >:D
I mean
Yes, sir
I just bought a new car
A nice foreign number
"The Lamborgatti Fasterossa"
A Lamborgatti Fasterossa :O
That's the car I think about when I make love with my wife!
Yeees *Mr Burns style*
I need you to pick up my car at the factory in Italy
And ship it directly back to meh
I'll save thousands in taxes ;D
YOU'RE SENDING ME TO ITALY? :DD
Yeeees
Can I take my family? :DD
Sureeee
Do I have to hang out with them? :I
It would be nice
OOOOOOHHH UGHHHHHH AHFUEHFWEFEFWEUOAHDE
AHHHHHHUFEIHFERLKH
Ohh
*Plane noises*
Hmpphh
HmppUHH
*Secret tv activates*
Hey, that guy in first class is taking a tv out of his armrest ;O
What's in you?
*Homer murders armrest*
Awh >:(
Bunch of stupid cables >:(
*Homer murdering the wires*
*Engine dies*
*Engine falling through the sky like a free bird*
*Engine assaults the ground*
HEYA BRANDIE
THE KIDS JUST GOT A NEW PLAYHOUSE
Cletus
You are the most wonderful husband and son I ever had <3
*Fancy Italian music*
*Plane lands*
What's with the Canadian flag on your backpack?
Whale....
Some people in Europe have the impression that America has made some stupid choices in the past
So.... Five years?
So for the next week, I'm from Canada
Ah, I think dad may blow your cover
THAT FLAG IS MINE!
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!
*Homer showing Italy Democracy and freedom*
SHOCK AND AWE, LOSERS
SHOCK AND AWE
You'ree Carah
She'sa coming off the assembly line
*Machine clips on that image thing*
*Other machine cleans the image thing*
(Perfecto)
This carah
Is the Oolitmate marriage of deisgn and technology
*Marge OOOHOHH*
Marriage ;D *Looks at Homer*
Now, we have to drive it straight to Rome
Where it'll be shipped to Mr Burns in Springfield
GEEEEEE
I wish we could explore a little more of Italy
Margeee :O
Are you encouraging MEE to be irresponsible?!
Why don't you encourage him to get us some health insurance
*Homer charges in* WHY YOU LITTLE
*Homer strangling Bart initiated*
*Bart calls for back up*
*Machine strangling Homer initiated*
*Bart calls for more back up*
*Machine activating door hitting skill*
*Homer losing fight*
FINISH HIM!
*Homer and Bart die*
So....
First time in Italy?
*Italian and car noises*
Waw
I've seen photos of this
But you can't really experience it until you're here!
A Mc Donald's where you can get booze!
*Homer drinks booze*
But, dad don't you wanna turn around and look at the tower? :D
Ehhh, there's a picture of it on my cup
*More Italian music*
When Mount Vesuvius erupted people were
overcome by volcanic ash so fast
That they were frozen in whatever position they were in at the moment of their death
Savages >:(
*Even more Italian music*
We've past the Ponte Vecchio bridge, three times
I think we're lostt
Let me check the navigation system
Says here we should turn left at a fat chick in a Toto
being fed by a midget
That's a DVD of a fallini movie
*Italian circus music*
I get it
The midget represents dwarfs!
DAD! CHEESE TRUCK!
*Cheese truck goes haywire*
*Family scream*
*GASP*
MOZZARELLA!
PARMIGIANO!
PROVOLONE!
PECORINO!
GORGONZOLA! (Chowder fans, anyone?)
Fontina!
Taleggio!
BOCCONCHINI! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Boconchini hitting car windshield*
*Car cleaning self*
*Family screaming*
MORTADELLA!
*Mortadella assassinates car*
Don't worry, we go the cheese insurance!
It doesn't cover Mortadella
NAAOOOOOO
*Family pushing car*
Stupid Italy
Wish you'd never been unified
By Victor Emmanuel the second (I think he said the name wrong)
If only it stayed a loose confederation of City States
Trading with each other and occasionally waring
Maybe there's a mechanic in this tusk in village
*Milking goat*
Hey, do you know anything about fixing sports cars?
Excusie?
IT'S A LAMBORGGATTI FASTEROSSA
XT5-50
WITH ABS SPORTS-TECH PACKAGE!
Ehhh
Americano?
AMERICANO?!
What the hell could that mean?!
Why can't you people learn to speak my language? >:(
I learnt to eat YOUR food >:(
*Old wise lady points*
*Speaks Italian*
Hey, she says the mayor speaks English
(Wait if Lisa could understand, why didn't she talk to her?)
I honor you and your country
*Homer grabs a mug from his magical pocket*
*GASPP*
KENTUCKY!?
IN ITALIAN THIS MEANS WHORE!!!!
*Old lady smacks Homer*
THE END