(ball thuds)
(Dr. Wagner gasps)
- Mouse trap madness, bowling badness,
and the old cup check.
Today we are back at it,
breaking down and reacting to all of the wild,
over the top medical scenes
and cringe-worthy injuries from "Jackass."
Obviously, these scenes are performed
by trained professional actors,
and there's medical staff standing by,
so don't attempt any of these at home.
Let's dive right in.
- I'm Preston Lacy here with pro kicker Josh Brown,
and this is the field goal.
- Oh gosh, he's a pro kicker,
so he knows what he's doing.
Hopefully he's wearing a mouth guard.
I would've worn a full face mask,
like a football helmet,
versus just some ski goggles.
(ball thuds)
(Dr. Wagner gasps)
Getting hit in the face like that with a ball,
depending on if it's flat or the pointed end,
this can cause serious whiplash injury,
head snapping back,
you can actually cause a really bad cervical fracture
as well as an injury to the spinal cord itself,
even if it's just bruising.
- You guys look like idiots.
- This looks like a raquetball court,
and I anticipate the ball's just gonna be
bouncing around everywhere.
I love their outfits.
At least they're wearing protection for their heads.
- Boy.
(ball thuds)
- Oh, he hit himself.
(Dr. Wagner laughs)
Right in the neck!
The biggest thing we worry about,
one, you can have the spasming of your vocal cords,
which basically is the top part of
where your airway starts,
and if those spasm and lock up,
you're not gonna be able to get air through.
And because of the trauma of the neck,
you can actually cause inflammation,
having soft tissue swelling of the airway,
thus you won't be able to get any air through.
- Oh, did you take it in the neck?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh my God.
- Oh!
- He took it in the Adam's apple.
- Wow, so you can literally break the cartilage
of your Adam's apple or anything in your neck.
(rock music)
Oh my gosh, this is a bungee of some sort.
- Goddam, this is the BMX tug of war.
- Okay, wearing a helmet.
Oh, geez.
(rock music continues)
(Dr. Wagner gasps)
But why?
- Why?
- Lands right on cactus plant.
Cactus plant has these thorns,
and they're just gonna cause
a significant amount of puncture wounds
and injury and discomfort and pain,
increased risk of infection,
and trying to get those thorns out, quite painful.
Yeah. Bad idea.
Thrown off the couch,
you got a pullback of the whiplash going backwards,
and then lands forward,
puts his arms out,
but you increase the risk of having a fracture
of your wrists or your forearms.
And then obviously head injury.
- This is the mini loop.
(rock music)
- Oh my gosh.
Oh geez. Get some speed.
You gotta get speed.
Yeah, you gotta have speed,
so you can get the centripetal motion,
so you can actually have enough gravitational pull
to stay on the ramp.
(rock music)
So that was a,
that was a good first fail.
Landing on your back, your arm,
all these different areas,
you increase the risk of having a dislocation
as well as fracture.
(rock music)
There we go.
Go, go, go, go.
Oh, so close.
Lots of fails.
Please be careful.
Obviously, you're gonna have soft tissue injury
a lot of bruising, a lot of ecchymosis,
some contusions, and maybe even a hematoma.
You can have a tire burn,
which is quite common from the spinning wheel.
(rock music)
Oh!
This little bike flying around gets you in the face,
you know, can break your jaw,
hit you in different areas that you wouldn't expect.
So if you fall, just make sure you use your arms
in the appropriate way.
- I'm Steve-O and this is the fish hook.
- Oh my gosh.
At least the fish hook looks like there's no barbs
on the one end,
so it doesn't get stuck.
You could pop it all the way through,
but why are you doing this?
If it had a barb, we can't go backwards on it.
You just snip it on one end or the other
and take it out that way.
(Steve-O groans)
That's gotta be so painful without any anesthesia.
Oh my gosh.
That is awful,
and so not smart.
Increased risk of infection,
because of the bacteria that are in our mouth to the cheek.
You're gonna have a, potentially, a scar now on your face.
- You good?
- That hurt to do that to you.
- If we ever have to do any type of procedures
where we're causing holes, lacerations,
anything like that, or cuts,
we're using anesthesia.
We're giving injections to anesthetize the area.
The face has a lot of nerves, a lot of blood vessels.
You're doing it blindly,
so you just gotta be really careful
of what you're actually puncturing.
- Now it's time for some man fishing.
(rock music)
- That's just awful.
Get out of there, man!
You can get a shark bite.
I know they're rare,
but not in this situation where you're teasing them.
They always say don't have anything shiny,
and really no fast motions.
And he's got a shiny thing in his mouth coming out,
and he is like freaking out and flailing.
Mousetrap? Oh man.
- Oh, man.
- I mean, who had to set all those up?
That's what I want to know.
(rock music)
Ouch!
Hopefully nobody has ever experienced
what a mouse trap feels like.
It's horrible.
It is a nasty spring that can actually break fingers,
besides causing obviously soft tissue injury and bruising.
Roll quick,
but they're not attaching to his skin.
I wonder if it actually hurts.
I don't want to try though.
(rock music)
Oh!
Okay. You can see that there was a couple stuck on his skin,
which actually really hurts.
It's like getting pinched by something horrible.
Is it something crazy, detrimental, and bad?
Probably not,
but probably quite annoying and uncomfortable.
- This is the hockey cup test.
- Hockey cup test.
(Dr. Wagner gasps)
I don't know if anybody out there has ever
worn a cup before.
It's not like this massive cushion to protect your gonads.
It's a piece of plastic, pretty much,
that just covers the area.
You still feel it.
You just don't feel it as bad as there was nothing there.
(Dr. Wagner gasps)
Oh my gosh, that's gotta be so painful.
It's so dangerous.
Hopefully it didn't crack.
All I can think about is if the plastic cracks,
and cause a laceration to the penis or to the scrotum,
and then you have a testicle that just comes hanging out.
This stuff does happen.
(rock music)
Awful.
You have your major blood vessels just to either side
of your genitals.
Hitting the artery, hitting the vein, hitting the nerve.
You gotta be really careful.
They all run right together,
right next to each side,
so that's another increased risk
of having a ruptured blood vessel in that area,
which can cause even more complications.
Oh geez.
(ball thuds)
Oh, right the groin!
- My groin!
- Taking anywhere between a six to a 14 pound bowling ball
to your groin on the backside,
it could hit into the ischial tuberosities,
which are the bones that you actually sit on,
and you can actually fracture those.
You can't actually really get them fixed,
unless it's totally trashed,
and just walk on it,
because it's actually not a weightbearing fracture,
so it just hurts.
(pins clatter)
Ouch.
Sliding headfirst into these pins,
you can actually get horrible fractures of your neck.
You can have an extension injuries.
You can actually cause an injury to the spinal cord itself
where you actually cause a tear,
or you actually get blood going down the middle of it,
called the syrinx.
So a lot of bad things that can happen.
(people cheer)
Oh geez, that bowling pin metal crate looking thing
can come down and potentially crush you.
Also, you guys ever slide bare skin on
the gymnasium floor that has that lacquer all over it?
It's gonna take some skin off.
Awful.
- That split knocked my nuts in half.
- Oh, it did actually hit his testicles.
If the board is too far forward,
and it looks like the ball maybe bounced up underneath
versus does the tissue over your legs
and your buttocks stop it before?
You never know.
It might be hanging really low.
It was awful.
That was awful, but these, again,
"Jackass" professionals here.
They've been doing this for a long time,
and do not recommend anybody doing this.
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