Hello my name is Kevin and I have a dream.
It’s a smelly mystical dream of aromatic excretion.
Well my dream is now a reality thanks to
Squatty Potty Unicorn Gold.
This “before-you-squat” spray comes in tropical dropsicle, pinch of vanilla, citrus
squeeze, fruity booty, and mystic forest which everyone knows is home to the beautiful
Beef Jerky Rose - a majestic meat flower bouquet - because this is LÜT!
If you like your coffee black and your breakfast spreads to match, then brandish Black Peanut Butter.
It combines oreos and peanut butter, making it the perfect pairing of legumes and crumbs.
Don’t sucCRUMB to broken bread like this lady…
There has got to be a better way to do this!
There is a better way!
The ribbon butter dispenser decorates your food and can turn one stick into ten feet.
Slide it in, screw on the handle, and push down for aesthetically appealing corn, potatoes,
steak, and more.
Even I can do it!
Umm..congratulations.
And congrats to you for not losing your suitcase thanks to
Inventive Luggage Tags.
If you’re worried about someone stealing your stuff just inform them that they “won’t
look good in your clothes.”
Or remind them that they’ll have to do your laundry.
These come in a variety of colors and make valid points so you can relax and enjoy a
massage courtesy of
Car Play Mat Shirts which feature drawings of roads on a t-shirt allowing you to sleep
while your child or weird friend drives a car on your back.
Now privately put on a different shirt with
The undercover.
Stop undressing in your car, behind trees, or other visible venues.
Slip in, secure it, and then remove your pants. That was scary. By reaching through the pockets and inconspicuously
taking them off.
Just put on some new ones and you’re done.
Do the same with your torso and call it a liquid-y day on your phone protected by
Smart-phone water bottle holder.
It doubles as a weather-resistant pocket and hydration station.
But if you hydHATE not knowing what happens when you’re not home…
Use the Tiny Screw Camera to find out.
This device is extremely small making it easy to conceal.
It’s simple to set up and gives you high quality video.
If you want more miniature things you’re not screwed because
MyZen offers a collection of tiny terrariums made from various glass objects like wine
glasses, beakers,and a teapot.
With your bizarre love for atypical displays of nature go ahead and sport
Grass flip flops.
They chloro-fill your desire for the feel on your their feet of freshly-mowed grass.
And they perfectly fit you like
Mega Chill Float Cooler fits your need for a refrigerated refreshment and raft combination.
With a removable ice chest, six cupholders, and four durable handles, there’s no excuse
for getting out of the pool to grab a snack or drink.
For a thermometer as cool as your drink check out
Galileo Weather Ball.
It includes a Galileo thermometer that reads 64 to 80 degrees fahrenheit.
When the temperature goes up, the liquid-filled bulbs sink.
When it’s cooler, the liquid inside the tube becomes more dense and the bulbs rise
to the top.
Weather or not you’re an astronomer
You can explore the stars with Uniqcube.
Not only does it look cool but it has a map of constellations with translations in English
and Latin.
It offers a lovely aesthetic but for a lovely Kinetic…
Take a look at Kyle’s Kinetics.
Since 2012, Kyle has designed a plethora of balancing sculptures like Airplane, Swinging
Kid, and Scuba Diver.
And to balance time management with dental hygiene use
FlossTime.
It mounts to your mirror and dispenses floss with the touch of a button so you’ll be
reminded every time you brush your pearly whites.
It even comes in colorful animal snap-ons to make it fun for kids or people who like colorful animal snap-ons
so you can catch the flossing
bug like
Catchabubble.
If you’re tired of quickly-dissipating bubbles and aren't we all? Don’t worry because these last longer and
can even stack up.
What other bubbles compare to them?
None…
Chuck Pens that come in a set of two and help you knock out those to-do lists.
If someone tries to use them against you make sure you duck…
Soap.
Inside every bar is a US bill of 1, 5, 10, or 50.
It’s only $13 originally so if you’re the lucky winner of the $50 one you’ll make a sudsy
profit.
So you can walk around saying....
I’m kind of a big dill.
Links to all the Lüt in the description below. Click here
for a playlist of more Lüt and as always, thanks for watching.