Here now with a very special Jim Jefferies Show editorial,
is one of our writers, Curtis Cook.
>>Thanks, Jim.
Now, Curtis, just remind me--which one of my black writers are you?
>>The other one.
Carry on, then.
>>I'd like to talk about a serious issue that's been plaguing the black community for years.
>>I'm talking, of course, about Kanye West.
>>Everybody expects Kanye to maintain a certain level of crazy, but
>>recently, he's been taking it a little too far.
>>First, he started defending Trump and taking selfies in his MAGA hat.
>>Then Trump thanked Kanye for his endorsement, and man,
>>when the alt-right saw that, they hopped right on Kanye's dick.
>>Probably because they were excited to finally have a cool black guy on their side and not
>>just some punk ass Herman Caine lookin' motherfucker.
>>Then, Kanye said some real irresponsible shit on TMZ.
"Kanye West, he's in hot water again. This time for comments he made about slavery, listen"
Kanye: When you hear about slavery for 400 years, for 400 years? That sound like a choice.
Kanye: Like...you was there for 400 years and it's all of y'all?
"Okie doke."
>>Okie doke is right, Jim.
>>I had the same outraged reaction.
>>And as with most things Kanye, it's hard to tell if this is a promotional stunt or an actual psychotic breakdown.
>>But one thing's for sure...
>>Kanye West is one step away from going full on black Republican.
>>Until now, I thought black Republicans were a myth. A made up story parents used to scare their children.
>>You know, like the Bogeyman or Kwanzaa.
>>But they're out there, and just like White Rhinos and
Jewish Holocaust deniers, they are extremely rare and usually estranged from their families.
>>So far, Kanye West has 3 of the 4 signs of being a black Republican.
>>He's rich, he undermines the struggle of the black community,
>>and his kids are lighter skinned than him.
>>If he had a white wife, he'd be 4 for 4.
Well, he's married to Kim Kardashian. What's she?
>>She's Armenian.
And Armenians are...
white?
Okay, but so what if he's Republican? Is there a law that
says that black people have to be Democrats?
>>Put it this way, Jim. At least Democrats gave us Obama. A lot of white people voted for him.
>>I know that because they always find a way to bring it up
within 5 seconds of meeting me, like, "Hi, I'm Harold.
I voted for Obama twice and it's totally okay with me if you wanna sex up my daughter."
It's kinda like the dad in Get Out.
>>Oh, I'm gonna be honest with you Jim. I still haven't seen Get Out.
What!? You haven't seen Get Out?? It's so good! You gotta
see it! YOU would--anyone one--but people love it.
It's the best movie of the year, I say. It got robbed at the Oscars.
>>I know that, Jim. Because you say that every damn time I see you.
>>And you always follow it up with:
>>Tell the other one I said that too.
I guess for voters of color, Democrats are the lesser of two evils.
But sometimes, that's the best option there is.
>>I don't know, man.
>>If I had my druthers, we'd form our own party.
>>Band together and create a political organization that's
dedicated to the betterment of black folk.
Oh, kinda like a National Association for the Advancement of, uh, people with uh...
>>Oh, of colored people. Yeah. My bad, I forgot you're not allowed to say that.
>>But, yeah. It'll be just like the NAACP but with fewer letters and less Rachel Dolezal.
>>We need a good name.
>>I know. We'll call it the Black Panther party because everyone loves that movie.
>>And we'll only wear black so people know we're really serious about that color.
>>And to make a good impression, we'll do stuff that usually only white people do, like
>>walk around with machine guns and talk back to the police.
Well, good luck with that.
>>Thanks, Jim!
I saw a white guy do this in The Breakfast Club. Looked pretty cool.
>>Don't you forget about me, Jim!
I won't! Give it up for the other one, Mr. Curtis Cook!