- So this morning, I drive into work
and my producers told me they were gonna do a show
about Ellen's favorite moments.
And I was, like, "Oh, my God.
I can't wait to find out what Ellen's favorite moments are."
And they're, like, "You're Ellen and you have to tell us."
And I was, like, "Oh." But, so then, I was, like,
"What do I do?" 'cause it wasn't really easy to choose,
but then it got me thinking
to the very beginning of the season,
and big butts were the trend, you know?
And everybody was having big butts.
And I think I had a lot to do with it
'cause I had that cameo in Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" video
and, yeah, it's still the most watched video
on Ellentube. Take a look.
[singing] - My anaconda don't--
My anaconda don't--
My anaconda don't want none
unless you got buns, hon.
- Oh, my gosh.
Look at her butt.
Oh, my gosh.
Look at her butt.
Oh, my gosh.
Look at her butt.
Look at, look at, look at her butt.
Oh, my gosh. Look at her butt.
- That wasn't my only collaboration this season.
No.
Thank you very much.
That wasn't my only collaboration.
I got to star with Matthew McConaughey
in his Lincoln commercial also.
- That's a big bull. - I don't see it.
Hey, you know, whatever you put in these brownies,
I don't know what they are, but, boy, they are delicious.
- I think that's old Cyrus.
- Oh, now I see it.
Hello, Cyrus.
Maybe--maybe we should ask him to "moove".
"Moove" it along.
Hey, we're in his way.
Maybe he should use his horn.
These are good. Mmm.
Maybe he fell asleep.
Maybe he's "bull-dozing".
[laughing]
What are you doing with your fingers?
What's that?
You want, like, a wet one?
You want, like, a something?
Look, I don't want to be a pest, but
I'm supposed to be at dinner by 5:00,
and I don't like to be late.
- I can respect that.
- Thank you. You know, maybe,
I think you might have taken the wrong way.
- Take the long way, huh?
- No, I said the wrong way.
This is weird, this guitar music,
don't you think?
[singing] - Turn down for what
Turn down for what
- Pass me another brownie.
Of course--of course the biggest movies of the year,
one of them anyway, was "Fifty Shades of Grey",
and originally I had the part of Anastasia,
and it was really the role that I was born to play.
- Mr. Grey will see you now.
- I have a natural instinct for what makes a person tick.
I like to see your face.
- I'd like you to see my face.
- This isn't quite what you might be thinking.
- What I'm thinking?
Um, hmm.
Well, I was just thinking about how fun it is
to get pears around Christmas time
and how each one of them is individually wrapped
in foil and how beautiful they are
like little presents.
Can you imagine if all fruit was like that?
I mean, cherries or blueberries or raspberries
and each one of them, you'd have to unwrap.
It would be a present.
That's what I was thinking.
- I'm not the man for you. - Oh.
Oh, you've heard the rumors?
Well, don't believe everything you hear.
Ayoooga.
There's something on my lip.
There's something there?
Oh.
It was popcorn.
That's okay.
Ahem.
[singing] Oh, oh, here she comes.
Watch out boy, she'll chew you up.
Oh, oh, here she comes.
She's a man-eater.
Rowr!
She'll chew you up.
- My tastes are very singular.
- This is so "Pretty Woman".
Oh, hell no.