Oh, my God.
HIGH-PITCHED GROAN
BOTH OUT OF BREATH
SHE LAUGHS
Bloody hell.
So, you're really...
You're really good at all that stuff, right? SHE LAUGHS
Yeah, I guess, thanks.
I mean, you could do that professionally.
What?
THEY LAUGH
Well, you were great as well.
Seriously, though, I mean, that was like a ride on Nemesis.
It's a rollercoaster we have here in the UK.
You could set up a little booth and...
SHE LAUGHS
..and sell photos at the end.
Cool.
THEY SIGH
Anyway...
It was really nice meeting you, Alan.
Yeah, cool. I, um...
I think I might have to call it a night.
SHE LAUGH
Yeah. No worries.
Oh, thank you. I'm glad you understand.
It can be kind of awkward.
So, a bit of shut-eye know, and then breakfast in the morning and
let's just say you won't be needing your wallet.
HE LAUGHS
Unless your wallet contains your Oyster card,
which you might need, so you know what?
Bring the wallet.
But I'll pay.
You know what?
I think it might be better if you went tonight,
just because I've got to get up early for work and everything and...
I thought you said you were unemployed.
Yeah, no, yeah, I am.
I mean, getting up early to look, to look for jobs.
Well, that's great, cos I can stay and help, like,
I work in recruitment.
That's my thing.
What area?
That's such a shame. I have no interest in the arts.
Yeah, I once had sex with a guy because I thought he said he was Banksy.
But it turns out he was, um, he just worked at a bank.
So... It was probably something to do with that.
I'm also just, like, a personal space kind of person.
I roll a lot, like, and the night, just like...
Don't beat yourself up about it. Everybody does.
Same.
I think though the worst are the night terrors. Yeah.
I have this recurring nightmare where I'm shitting myself in a Sainsbury's.
I think it has something to do with a past trauma.
No, I shit myself in a Sainsbury's.
I think it's more of a flashback.
But, just, I really have to sleep.
Don't worry about it. It's fine.
I won't hear a thing. I'm a sound sleeper.
Look, is this bed better than yours or something?
Oh, my God, are you homeless?
No, of course not. I have a nice bed in a nice home.
It's been said I'm an all-round great catch.
Yeah, but you knew this was just sex, right?
It was just a one-night stand.
No, no, no, isn't that like a label you assign later, like,
in the morning, like, if you regret it?
Well...
What?
No. I mean, I didn't mean to say that.
No, you were fine. You were absolutely...
You were good. OK?
I went down on you, I did my shaky head thing.
Great job, well done, gold star, you're a hero for doing that,
but it's just that I need to sleep now.
Are you kicking me out?
politely...
asking...
.if you wouldn't mind being kicked out?
It's the same.
You go and I sleep.
Or how about, no, hear me out here, OK, I sleep here,
you sleep there and then in the morning we sort of just
casually see if we still like each other?
Or you could just fuck off?
All right, I can take a hint!
Loads of people.
Well, it's been a long conversation!
Look, I didn't mean to be harsh, OK? I just...
So, it's just walk of shame then, is it?
We had sex. It was great.
Be happy, be proud!
Give me some skin!
Yeah!
But now we just go and lead our separate lives, separately.
I'll call you, though.
Yeah, you gave to me earlier.
No, I didn't...
No, yes, yes.
Text...text me on that number.
HE LAUGHS
Ah!