Hi there everyone so today I’m here with my Irish friend Bribry
Hi And today he’s going to tell me about the
joys of Irish candy cause I haven’t had any yet
of which there are many joys Evan Everything that I will be showing you today
I’ve either not had myself or I have not had in 6 years
Yeah what do we got first okay Evan
We’ll start with these little bad boys right here
They’re called meanies It says mega meanies.
Sorry they’re called mega meanies *laughs*
You might love them now but in an hour your breath is gonna feel like your face has been
up someone’s arse.
oh they smell like those British monster munch’s
They’re a lot better than that.
They’re Irish.
They actually are better than that.
I like them better than Monster Munch.
I tried monster munch and I just had to throw the bag away.
These are taking me back to school lunches when I was a little girl.
What would you rate these out of 5.
I give it a solid 4 I give it a solid 4 as well just as a snack.
I’d like this with a sandwich I give this 4 potatoes out of 5.
Casual racism, brilliant.
With that light savoury snack, you need to wash that down with something fruity.
I give you a drumstick bar.
These are very popular in Irish shops.
Drumstick refers to an ice cream cone in America.
Really?
That shows how different we are.
It looks like an airhead first of all so here we go.
Oh I got all of it!
oh man, It tastes like a really good airhead.
I don’t know what an airhead is.
It’s like an American taffy that’s full of chemicals and colours.
I love it.
I’m gonna give that a 5 out of 5 just for tasty.
Jesus Christ.
You’ve outdone yourself already.
It can only get worse.
It’s like laffy taffee as well.
Have you ever had laffy taffee?
No Does it make you laugh?
No the jokes, there’s really bad puns inside the packages.
Is that where you got it from?
Yeha.
There’s some really bad ones.
Like one of my favourite ones from a laffy taffee is why did the dog cross the road.
It didn’t it was chewing it’s bone.
It’s the worst joke I’ve ever heard.
The mikado is a staple in any Irish household.
We use those to put paper together in America.
Staples oh
*laughs* These look so cute
they are ooo coconut oh man
the coconut on top is so soft and fluffy.
And you have a bit of jam in the middle And the biscuit on the bottom is just a nice
consistency.
I’m gonna give that a 5 out of 5 immediately and I’m gonna go for another one.
I need these.
Why aren’t they in England?
I need a lot of these I don’t know why they’re not in England
Maybe you do have them but you call them something else.
Like I don’t know something British and lame.
David Cameron.
David Camerons.
David Cameron eats Fox’s biscuits.
I hear you ask me, I did ask you.
how can you top that?
I give you chocolate covered Mikado’s.
It looks like a big ol’ lump of poo.
First impressions.
See, my thinking is sometimes you just put chocolate on anything and make it work.
I don’t think that works.
I like both equally.
Really?
Ooo that’s so nice.
This is so much better than the Australian candy I had.
Yeah.
Mmm I’m gonna give it a 5 out of 5 as well.
We can go for our food right?
I need to visit Dublin.
Do they make everything fresh in Ireland?
From the ingredients?
Is this gonna be a pun?
I was gonna say do they Make a dough there?
Mikado?
Fruit salad bar again yummy yummy
After a hard day of school if you’re a little kid, you go to the shop and get yourself a
fruit salad bar.
That looks like another airhead.
You and your airheads.
Whatever It tastes a bit like salt water taffy.
It’s supposed to be fruity.
Salt water taffy is fruity.
Oh right.
3 and a half.
4 Ireland’s favourite crisp is Tayto.
Tayto.
Have you heard of that?
There’s actually a theme park now in Ireland.
A potato theme park?
Don’t laugh.
But nobody remembers these guys.
Right.
These are king.
So as a kid you either like Tayto or you like King.
Basically what happened is I couldn’t get you Tayto so I got you King.
You got my favourite flavour, cheese and onion.
My favourite flavour in America is sour cream and onion.
That’s my jam.
So good.
I mean.
It tastes like crisps mate.
Put these boys in a sandwich.
Oh yeah.
Incredible.
Irish crisps always leave you with BO breath after.
My mouth is gonna smell like your underarms.
Yes.
These are really good crisps.
They’re very fresh.
In terms of crisps I’d give them like a 4.
In terms of whatever… ya I mean I’m just gonna stick with 4.
It's just good.
There’s a chip on your shoulder.
Ooooh A chocolate bar that you’ve never heard
of ever.
And no one unless you’re in Ireland has heard of this probably.
It’s a macaroon.Right.
I’ve heard of chocolate macaroons.
But this is a macaroon bar which you can only get in Ireland.
And you don’t even get it in the mainstream shops.
It’s like a kindof a hipster bar.
I like the bioshock font.
It’s got coconut in lovely chocolate.
Aww nice.
It used to be like 10p when I was in school and now it’s gone up to 50 cents.
That's like the freddo.
This is school.
This is a pretty standard-looking bar.
Aww yeah.
Aww come on.
Coconut in chocolate.
I can barely taste the coconut mate.
Oh there it is.
It’s a nice smooth chocolate bar.
I don’t hate it.
What do you give it.
3.5.
I give it a 5 because it represents everything that I have always loved.
Your candy was actually pretty good.
But I felt like it was missing something from things that Irish people actually eat for
sweets.
So I got us some potatoes.
Try this.
I suppose I eat this every day with my buddies.
Yeah.
Are we eating it raw?
Just a raw potato?
Yeah, like you do in Ireland.
Aww it’s really earthy.
It is very earthy.
Maybe 1.5.
Ugh.
How can you eat this??
Well Evan, we cook them.
*laughs*
Well I’m from a suburb of Philadelphia.And one of the treats that I’ve loved every
St. Patrick’s Day was Irish potatoes.
And I just recently learned that these are not confectionary treats based in Ireland.
And no one outside of the New Jersey area really knows what they are.
They’re kinda like cinnamon rolled around coconut.
Oh, so they’re gonna taste like Christmas.
Oh man.
Mmm Mmm
Mmm These aren’t Irish.
No I was lied to as a kid.
Allergy information: processed in a plant with peanut and other nuts present.
I have a peanut allergy you absolute dickhead.
Wait do you?
No I don’t *laughs*
And the last treat that most Irish people enjoy…
oh of course.
We have some Guinness here let’s try that on for size.
Oh my God I thought that was gonna go flying *screams*
That’s not that bad!
I don’t even like the taste of beer at all!
I did like the taste of beer.
But I don’t anymore.
I don’t think it’s that bad.
It’s nice.
It looks black.
But...
Aww I spilled some on my crotch.
In terms of sweets go… not very sweet, but for beers I’d give it a nice 4 and a half.
Well I’m actually really full now from all the candy
But I’m definitely gonna be saving all this for later thank you for giving me so much.
You’re very welcome.
And You have to say everything was reviewed positively except for the raw potato.
Yeah I really didn’t not like anything.
Everything was really good.
I expected to hate some things.
It’s one of those countries, my friend.
I feel like most videos that focus on candy, everyone’s like oh I hate this really popular
thing like Reeses.
I’m lookin’ at you, Chai.
You can’t not like Reeses cups.
I liked everything they had so.
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