boy when little apple said let's buy a
train i thought he was nuts yeah like
totally loco
but now i'm starting to see the appeal
for sure with this sweet set of wheels
we're gonna have the best adventures
ever
all aboard
so
um
where do the tracks lead
me i'm just a conductor yeah and i'm
just an orange
yeah and that's a creepy deserted tunnel
did you just say dessert
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what a rip-off i didn't see any cupcakes
where the heck are we it looks like like
the land beyond the kitchen
you mean the bathroom no way everybody
knows that's just a legend
i've been to the bathroom plenty of
times
still think it's just a legend
i know i know i know best adventure ever
now prepare yourself for sights you've
never seen before what you mean like
those guys
hey hey apples you're in the way the
railway
welcome off worlders and thank you for
visiting
the kitchen which is uh
temporarily closed for repairs come back
soon thanks a lot bye bye now ah the
bathroom's closed already man talk about
a potty break
[Laughter]
i can't believe we came all the way to
the land beyond the kitchen and now we
have to turn around yeah and i didn't
even get a stupid t-shirt i know i know
it is kind of a bummer but there is
something you need to know about the
land beyond the kitchen yeah you see
we've got a little issue with our dragon
fruit yeah well we've got a little apple
with our train want a swap
watch out he's getting closer oh man
we're all gonna die
why are you apples so scared of this
dragon fruit oh
no reason you know besides the fact that
he's a fire-breathing monster that
destroys pretty much every village in
the land beyond the kitchen and he's
recently gone totally insane so you know
that's a bonus you mean loco
[Music]
it's still funny
well uh thanks for having us but we
should probably get back to the kitchen
hey
how about a lip yeah we've got gas money
too guys we can't just leave that's
desertion
that's the problem with apples you get a
lot of turnover
[Laughter]
well okay you call it whatever you want
but we're not going down in
flames not lovely lady apple for we
shall slay the dragon fruit and restore
peace and prosperity to the bathroom
that's really very sweet of you
but
sweet
not nearly as sweet as you fair maiden
stop it
it's a train not a mixing machine
that's it it's the knife dragonford's
not crazy he's in pain
i want to go
i wanna go home
now you've done it say uncle say wow
i feel much better whoa
dragon fruit can talk hmm and who might
you be b i'm not a bee i'm an orange i'm
what my friend means is we are seekers
of adventure
adventure i love adventure
did you see the look on that dragon
fruit when bob jumped on his tail
awesome bob's all like yeah and dragon
fruit he's all like oh no wrong roar
[Music]
that ends well
[Laughter]
seriously guys this has got to be
the best adventure
[Applause]
howdy howdy pretty toots orange and pear
here with an episode of mythical
proportions today we're showing you how
to train a dragon and orange is asked to
take the lead don't worry bear i promise
to pepper in plenty of useful info
sorry pepper makes me so sneezy did you
just seriously lug a pepper shaker all
the way out here just for one dumb joke
hey now no need to get so salty about it
[Music]
now let's get to it before this episode
starts dragging
step one be clear and direct with your
instructions to your dragon observe this
dragon set yeah i don't think he's
paying attention to you orange sure he
is watch this dragon keep looking the
other way do not pay attention to me
dragon
now fly away
get a dragon dude you have zero control
over that dragon it's just doing
whatever it wants oh that's a good one
too dragon do whatever you want
good dragon oh well there goes boise
idaho you're doing a real bang-up job
orange okay okay okay so he misbehaved a
little that just means it's time for
step two gently scroll the dragon to
correct its behavior bad dragon do not
burn down boise idaho that's bad
oh
yeah yeah i'm not sure it's helping it's
a process bear bad dragon now you have
burned down houston
so tell me orange what do you do if the
misbehavior continues in that case it's
time for step three a certain dominance
yeah and how do you suppose you're gonna
do that with a fire-breathing dragon
that outweighs you 500 to 1. easy prop
his mouth open with some tnt
yeah not such a pyromaniac anymore are
you whoa orange that's actually a pretty
good idea if he breathes any more fire
he'll blow himself up yep plus his arms
are too short to remove the tnt i got
the idea from personal experience
what congrats in the end you actually
succeeded in making your dragon behave
don't act so surprised i told you i
tougher useful info into this episode
pepper again dude that's a horrible idea
i know i get it it's cheap to do the
same joke twice in one video no it's not
that it's that
wow
i'm close
i know it's around here somewhere hey
art stuff name's grapefruit you were
looking for something i'm looking for
the dragon orb once i find it i can sum
the dragon fruit and wish for whatever i
want wow anything i want but you just
get one wish one wish oh but there's so
many things i want how could i choose i
want a kazoo no two kazoos oh wait i
wish for a kazoo pinwheel well i'd wish
to finally hit that growth sprint my mom
promised me legend says he'll be hiding
in the legendary super citrus well look
no further hot stuff i'm your guy
nope not you
really you should probably check again
might be broken to something if you
aren't the super citrus then it must be
orange huh i'm not a legendary super
citrus i'm an orange
oh wait that kind of makes sense it is
you orange now we have to get you out of
here before
too late smarty pants you let us write
to the dragon orb that wish is ours
you'll never get your hands on it radish
and who exactly is going to stop us
carrot piccolo this ends here and now
radish you guys know each other or
something oh this happens all the time
just let them do their thing
let's fight
[Applause]
[Music]
yeah it's over broccoli
[Music]
they'll tear the kitchen apart
red cayenne
[Music]
[Applause]
broccoli no
we can take him carrots you think do on
one will make a difference i haven't
even begun to power up yet oh oh oh oh
yeah oh yeah well well i need to power
up more than you need power up so and my
power up
hasn't even begun to power up so take
that get comfy boys we still got a ways
to go
[Music]
come on they've been doing this for like
three episodes or something i know right
they're just standing there yelling if i
was in this fight which i totally would
be winning by the way i just run up and
punch the other guy
you know what that's not a bad idea
[Music]
double sunday
whoops nice going grapefruit now we
don't have any more super veggies to
protect us and the dragon orb will don't
worry guys i'll stop him
and i forgot i cannot fly right as i was
saying and the dragon orb will be all
mine orange
you're our last hope you have to turn
into the legendary superstitches right
now um okay but how i'm gonna regret
this later orange you have to yell wait
you mean you actually want me to yes
orange i'm gonna give permission to yell
let me go grab my earbuds before you
start time
hey stop that you're getting on my knobs
his annoyance level is off the scale
seven thousand
eight thousand it's
it's it's over 1 000
that's not even a real number
[Music]
what do you think of the new do
impossible he transformed hey hey rad
ash hey
you are so annoying
i'm not annoying i
am
radish more like rudish you don't see me
hawking stuff at you actually
i will destroy you
if you can't play nice rudish then you
need to beat it
[Music]
the dragon orb
we must be summoning the eternal dragon
fruit now
maybe i can wish my friends back ask
kazoos
[Music]
that's not what i meant
my work here is done
later
skater wind instruments should have seen
that coming i can't tell if this is an
improvement
or not it is for me
[Music]