I got a question, Justin.
What kind of bitch eggs his neighbor's house?
You caused $20,000 in damages.
Imagine the damage you would have caused
if you threw like a boy.
What are you doing dropping 75 Gs in a Miami strip club?
I heard the DJ play one of your songs,
and the dancers complained their pussies were drying up.
Justin, as a father of six,
you gotta straighten up, son.
You know, last year you were ranked
the fifth most hated person of all time.
Kim Jong-Un didn't even score that low.
And he uses your music to fucking torture people.