So I heard a lot that the summer seasonal video I did last year lacked a lot of *cough* "substance"
So, here it is. This is what you want people, the time you've all been waiting for. The anime anime you all want me to talk about.
Bananya
Look. Look at it, it's... it's a fucking cat in a banana
How do you not love this?
Hey guys, it's Gigguk here and it's the start of the summer season
and that means it's time for every anime reviewer to crawl out of their little hole
and watch all the shit so you don't have to.
So if you're watching this, I'm guessing you're either here to get a feel for the season,
figure out what's worth watching
or just find out a little more information about certain shows.
But here's a little help to you anyway,
I'm either watching,
dropping
or giving the show 3 episodes
which you can see in this tiny little corner here,
you may not agree with me but hey, that's just my opinion man.
Ok, see we start things off with a calming light hearted slice of life anime about...
Oh, Oh God!!!
What is wrong with your face?!?!
Is... Is it safe to be looking at her like this?!?!?!
Where the hell is your nose?!?!?!
Oh God, please no!!!
Football commentary: Sterling, still waiting for the kick to happen,
Football commentary: He's probably wondering when...
Football commentary: Oh!!! Sweet butter crumpet
Yeah, I wasn't sold on this one,
I mean having a football anime is nice and all
but as a fan when I'm seeing someone who can't run,
can't kick the ball and is essentially the Shinji Ikari of Football,
it looks really fucking stupid to me when a bloke almost cracks his head open
and everyone's just like "Fuck me, it's the next Cristiano Ronaldo!"
Also let's not forget the very obvious,
oh, oh, wait, wait.
Here it comes, here it comes.
You know it's gonna come.
It's gonna be any second now.
It's getting closer.
It's coming.
See, it's coming.
It's coming...
There it goes!
That was for you, fan girls!
Dry off those wet patches and let's start writing some fan fiction!
But tell me,
What happens if you take "Days" and multiply it by 91?
You get...
91 Days
*Sarcastic laughing*
Ok, that was horrible and I should kill myself.
But this anime, on the other hand is looking pretty fucking good.
I mean we have an Italian Mafia story set in a prohibition era and it looks so fucking legit.
The opening credit was done in English like a proper gangster film
and that gave me such a big fat hard on,
I don't even know why,
I mean it's just words flashing up on screen
but fucking look,
it just looks really fucking cool.
Hey look, it's a ReZero.
Hey look, it's a ReLife.
Hey look, it's a ReWrite.
Hey look, it's a...
reason to fucking kill myself.
Woah! woah!
Calm down, it's just a joke, it's just a joke bro
Anime character: "It's joke!"
I'm sorry, I just don't know why Love Live needs another fucking season.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What the fuck is she talking about? [Gigguk dubbed over character]
If you could send messages to alter the past,
what would you do with such unprecedented power?
Would you warn the world about hitler?
Save JFK?
Prevent 9/11?
No, that's fucking stupid and not going to actually do any good.
What's really important in life is that you give that guy that lunch you made for him that one day
instead of being a bitch and pussying out.
So continuing on with that trend that every season this year needs at least one time travel anime,
Orange is looking promising as a Shojo series with a small time travel element
but is shaping up to hit you right in the feels.
But speaking of time travel shojo anime...
Time Travel Shojo anime.
I just, I just really wanted to use that segue
But seriously, you know that one anime every season when you're just like
Well Japanese highschool girl travels back in time to meet Benjamin Franklin,
Thomas Edison and other inventors and have a whale of a time.
Yeah.
And here comes our totally generic action anime concept that...
has some kick ass action animation
Alright, alright I'll give you a chance.
As long as you keep giving her more milk,
if you know what I'm saying *laughing*
She's a cat
It's... it's... it's cat. She's a cat, cats like milk!
See, now this is a concept that I totally understand how it came to be;
hey, what do otaku's like?
Cute girls and the video game industry.
So what happens if we mix cute girls and the video game industry?
Well then...
*laughing*
*Silence*
I'm gonna hold a funeral for my erection now.
Err...
Is
Is this?
No
This isn't
Is it?
Is this Chinese cartoons?
And now a time for my totally accurate impression of each sequel this season.
Didn't watch...
Why the fuck are there two?
Didn't watch...
Fuck,
they've somehow made Jojo's even fucking weirder
Fuck,
They've somehow made Jojo's even fucking weirder
So we got Mob psycho 100
which takes place in Salt Middle School.
Wait, wait,
that doesn't seem right,
I think that's a mistranslation there,
There we go.
Man, there's just so much salt being thrown around in this show,
This... this is too fucking easy.
Hey guys, guys,
Sword Art Online was pretty good
Slice of Wolf Season three, never.
Coke and Pepsi taste the same.
But in all seriousness, this seems pretty bloody cool.
A Bones anime adapting a webcomic from the same guy who made One Punch Man
and you know, just so...
We interrupt this video to bring you a message from Crunchyroll.
Omg you should watch Mob psycho 100 now,
I'm literally coming, fuck it.
That was a message from Crunchyroll
Err, thanks Crunchyroll.
But I don't think you need so many sponsorships to get people excited about Mob Psycho,
I mean this is pretty fucking awesome, and everyone can tell
Hey look, some new Berserk content.
Wait, is this a game?
I mean, the graphics look a bit dated but where can I get this game?
What the? Where the hell is this game?
I can't find it at all.
Is this the game I'm looking for?
Wait, is this the new fucking Berserk anime?...
Oh God, it's the new fucking Berserk anime!
I mean is it too much to ask for a decent looking Berserk anime
that can actually hold a candle to Kentaro Miura amazing art
I mean, who in their right mind thought that this was an acceptable, professional production to one of the greatest manga of all time?
You think I'm overreacting.
You think there's no way anime can let you down so horribly.
Well let's just see what the rest of the world think about this.
Boom! ISIS claims responsibility for horrific Berserk animation.
So err, we all know Batman VS Superman was pretty bad, but what do you think about the new Berserk Animation?
Well err, the interesting thing is that we get critics who have... *Sad music*
Judeau, *Sad Music continues*
Pippin,
Corkus,
Gaston,
I'm sorry to say
all our sacrifices were in vain
*sad music suddenly stops* 'cause this is what the Band of the Hawk fucking died for.
Alright, let's take a break from all this and load up a game that actually exists.
Woah, ah man, the graphics in this looks absolutely amazing.
I mean look at this, it looks beautiful
and holy shit the battle mechanics look so smooth and pretty and oh my...
oh... oh...
This is just the anime.
So as usual Ufotable can make something look absolutely breathtaking
but as someone who's already played the game, if the story and characters stay faithful to it then
ehh, don't expect to be blown away by it or anything
but hey, at least it looks pretty, right?
Right?
And our last show is this Sweetness and Lightening
and I mean it looks cool, it's cute, the kid seems a bit adorable
but you know me, cute things alone don't always do it for me
so I guess I'll just give this a pass...
This smile...
I will protect this smile.
I will fight you for this smile.
You will not hurt this smile.
For you see, there are some things in life worth protecting,
somethings worth living for,
some things worth dying for.
A smile like this can soar the iciest of hearts,
dispel the darkest of evils
and win the mightiest of wars.
This smile will be the thing that pulls us from the depths of despair
and lead us to the path of salvation.
Wars will be fought,
people will be saved
and civilizations will prosper.
because of this smile.
So from this day forward I solemnly swear to shield this smile from all harm that may come to it,
all dangers it may possibly face
and give my life for it if need...
Yeah, I'm watching this anime.
Hey guys, hoped you enjoyed the video.
Special thanks to:
Vincent Mooney
Flash Anime
Laioken
Merederai
Hadi
And everyone else who supports me on Patreon to make this possible.
So apparently I'm doing seasonal videos now.
how original, right?
If anything caught your eye, some of them are avaliable on Crunchyroll
so you can also go to Crunchyroll.com/TheAnimeZone
for a free month of premium membership.
But that's it for me today, no real update,
I'm actually going back to England.
I'm actually going back to England in two days so sorry if the next video is a few days late,
'cause I'll be setting myself backup in England
But anyway, that's it, I've been Gigguk and until then,I'll see you all next time.