- kid: will you visit me when I get out?
Lol nah, i hate graveyards. (laughs)
Oh my god!
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Welcome to the fourth installment of Medical Meme Review.
My two year anniversary of this channel is coming up.
If you have a great idea of something that I should
give away, jump into the comment section right now.
Pew whoop!
My 3 year old is not vaccinated and there
is currently a measles outbreak in my state.
Any suggestions for precautions I can take
to protect her would be very much appreciated.
Frank's hot sauce, I put that-- (wheezes)
- I put that (bleep) on everything.
- Me trying to make it through a semester. (chuckles)
Honestly, when you're just going, you just gotta go.
- He kinda thick, what do you think about that?
(crashing)
He kinda thick, (laughs)
what do you think about that? (crashing)
- So if it's an STD how did I get it? (laughs)
The person may not understand that it's
a sexually transmitted disease and they got it
because they had sex with somebody,
or they say that well, I never had sex with anyone
outside of my wife, so how did I get it?
And then it's like... maybe your wife cheated?
this is perfectly safe"
and then the dude goes to Egypt to press a button.
Imagine how many x-rays they're doing all day.
If they're gonna expose themselves
to that sort of radiation all day, that's really unhealthy.
But getting a single x-ray, especially if you need
to identify the source of an illness,
that's worth it, that's an acceptable level of risk.
I was today years old when I realized
that caps on medicine bottles are actually serving sizes.
I used this method with adderall
and im currently cutting my grass with scissors.
(laughs) I've never heard this.
I mean, I know that about Pepto-Bismol
and the liquid medications, the cap has a serving size on it
but it's usually written on the cap.
Otherwise, I don't think that
makes sense for pills or tablets.
And if you did that with Adderall... (exhales)
Nursing supervisor, me after forgetting to wash my hands.
(laughs)
Yes, we have nursing supervisors that are very vigilant,
that are like hey, wash your hands.
Reason being is that back in the day
when people didn't wash their hands,
contamination rates, infection rates,
hospital-acquired infection rates went through the roof.
Remember to ALWAYS use skincare products as directed!
What's about to happen right now?
(laughs)
Is he using a toilet brush?
(laughs) I don't get it.
(cracks up)
Oh my god, what is the last one gonna be?
(laughs) (wheezes) So stupid.
This is not medical, it has no explanation.
When you find out the kid bullying you
is unvaccinated so you sneeze in his lunchbox.
Modern problems require modern solutions. (laughs)
By the way, I just watched some show called YOU,
it's super creepy, and--
(warning beeping)
The killer on the show actually killed his victim
using peanuts because he knew he was allergic
so clearly this theme is going around nowadays.
Boyfriend: you are my drug.
Girlfriend: aww you can't live without me?
No you cost too much and you ruin my life.
(laughs) Lol.
Me trying to hold my farts in the OR.
(laughs) This is not medical humor.
Yeah, you probably shouldn't fart in the OR
'cause there's a lot of people in there
and just you're trying to do a surgery
and save someone's life.
Keep it in.
Soldier: has a tiny scratch on his leg.
Civil War doctors. (laughs)
Yeah, honestly, I don't know what was up
with surgeons and doctors back in the day.
It was just like, patient has an infection, bleed them out.
Patient has this, put leeches on them.
Patient has a cough, give them some heroin,
it'll control his cough.
The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian.
(laughs) Glucose guardian.
I still think gender neutral term
you could still say sugar daddy
because, I guess, I don't know.
An actual depiction of me at 11pm trying to focus
on the same page for 2 hours,
because I spent the whole day looking at memes. (laughs)
Okay, you're not allowed to use this channel
as a reason why you're not studying and procrastinating.
You can use this channel to study break
but please don't let it distract you for two hours.
Eye: has eyelashes to prevent stuff getting in eye.
Eyelash: gets in eye.
Eye: You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Is this Star Wars?
You guys are probably gonna bash me like crazy
'cause I have no idea where he's from.
Afraid, are you?
Back in my day, we worked a lot harder than you kids today.
Your soda used to have cocaine in it you effin' dinosaur.
(laughs)
If you study really hard in neuroscience
you too can become a United States Secretary
of Housing and Urban Development. (laughs)
This is really funny.
Ben Carson, oh my god, so random.
That's like if you study really hard in medical school
you too can have a YouTube channel that's very successful.
When you look in the toilet of your patient with C.Diff.
(exhales) What?
Thomas had never seen such a mess. (laughs)
C.Diff stands for clostridium difficile.
It's basically an overgrowth of bacteria
that happens in your colon, usually as a result
of, at least nowadays, of using antibiotics
and wiping out the rest of the bacteria
and then C.Diff overgrows and causes all these symptoms.
Massive, massive, and I say it again,
massive diarrhea with a horrible smell.
I said you're the good kind of fat!
Aww, this is so cute!
It's two avocados chasing each other.
You want carbs?
You can't handle the carbs.
Honestly, after keto, I can't handle the carbs either.
I had my first, like, bit of sugar this weekend
and I had mochi ice cream and a cookies and cream milkshake,
mmm, and I felt like I almost has a seizure afterwards
'cause it was so good, but then I
also had an upset stomachache,
but it just tasted so good.
When you are the first to leave the exam. (laughs)
Yes, honestly, every time I left an exam,
there would be a conference outside,
what did you get for 36, what did you get for 38?
Without a doubt, every time the attendings
or whatever, the professors would come out
and shoo everybody away from the room
saying you're making too much noise discussing the exam.
Medical students on clinical rotations. (laughs)
This is so true.
Walk into a hospital, whoever's white coat
is the cleanest, if you look at the residents
and the med students, whoever's is the freshest,
that person is the least experienced.
(wheezes) Me trying to study Neuro.
I had more trouble with pharmacology.
Learning all the inside chemistry behind every drug,
mechanism of action, half-lives, ugh.
Hey you.
Do not confuse your Google search with my medical degree.
Google search is not equivalent to years
of medical training, studying books,
reading journal articles.
If you don't trust me, get a second opinion.
You have to, absolutely have to click here
to check out my doctor showdown.
And as always, stay happy and healthy.
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