- SO WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME, IT'S CALLED "LAST WORD,"
AND--AND THE WHOLE POINT OF-- WE HAVE 45 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
AND WE TAKE TURNS SAYING WORDS, AND WE HAVE TO BE THE LAST WORD
IN BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT. YOU CAN'T REPEAT SOMETHING.
- SO WE'RE SAYING BAD WORDS, OR THE REPLACEMENTS OF BAD WORDS?
- ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY INSTEAD OF SAYING A BAD WORD--
- RIGHT. - OTHER OPTIONS.
- OKAY, HERE WE GO. - AND YOU CAN'T REPEAT A WORD.
YOU WANT TO START? - YEAH.
- OKAY.
- F-F-FUDGE.
- CHEESE AND CRACKERS.
- RATS BALLS. [audience laughter]
- DAGNABBIT.
OOH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. - UH HUH.
- CRAB DEALITS.
- BARBARA MANDRELL.
- OH, MY GOD...
- OH... CRICKETS!
- CRICKETS!
PUPPETS!
- PUPPETS? - PUPPETS.
- IS THAT WHAT YOU SAY? [audience laughter]
THAT'S FROM THAT JOKE. [laughter and applause]
THAT JOKE? - YEAH.
[cheers and applause]
- UH...
UM, HOLY... HOLY GOSPELS!
- HOLY GUACAMOLE! - HOLY--HOLY--
[end of time buzzer] TOMATOES!
- WELL... - WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- IT SEEMS THAT WE'RE BOTH WINNERS.
- DID YOU--DID YOU GET A HOLD OF MY THINGS BACKSTAGE?
- YOUR THINGS?
- WHAT--WHAT THINGS? - SOMETHING'S CHANGED ABOUT YOU.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
- ALL RIGHT.
- THAT'S A GOOD LOOK ON YOU. WILL YOU STAND UP, PLEASE?
I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW PRETTY THAT IS.
- OH, MY GOD. THIS IS MY VERSION
OF THE KIM K., BUT THE FORWARD ONE.
[audience hoots and cheers]
[cheers and applause]
- HERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD.
- THERE'S OUR CHRISTMAS CARD! - THERE IT IS!