OK.
How old are you?
I'm 22 years old.
22 years old.
That means you were born in what year?
1997.
Mmhm.
Yes.
Wow.
You came out, and I came out at the same time.
[AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING]
We both came out at the same time.
[CHEERS]
Yes, we did.
All right.
[APPLAUSE]
Thank you, everybody.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
[LAUGHS] All right.
Here we go.
I'm going to show you some things.
Do you know what this is right here?
It's a map.
That's right.
It's a map.
Have you ever used one?
Once.
Once, for what reason?
Because my GPS and my phone in my car went out.
Did it work for you?
I took the wrong road five times,
but eventually I got back.
OK.
Well, that could happen with anything, right?
Yeah.
All right.
And do you know what this is?
A phone book.
It's a phone book, exactly.
And what do you use this for?
When I was little, I used to sit on it because I
was too small for the table.
Oh.
Yeah.
Right.
Do you know what this is?
It's a phone that I find in thrift stores.
It's a phone you find in thrift stores.
You're correct.
It's a rotary phone.
I still have one over there on my desk.
Instead of a push button or anything like that,
you have to--
[AUDIENCE SHOUTS NO]
Yep.
[LAUGHTER]
Can you turn the phone so the camera can see it?
Yeah.
Everybody should see it.
Yeah.
Well.
All right.
Sorry about that.
All right.
Here's your challenge.
I am going to put 60 seconds on the clock.
OK.
You know what a clock is?
Yes.
You know how to tell time on a clock?
Most of the time.
Really?
The long one is the minutes, and the short one is the hour.
Mmhm.
Yeah.
All right.
So here's what I want you to do.
(WHISPERS) Oh, God.
What a stupid idea this was, huh?
[LAUGHTER]
I mean, really, this is ridiculous.
[LAUGHTER]
Who's able to do that?
All right.
Here's what I want you to do.
I'm going to put 60 seconds on the clock.
OK.
You're going to have to fold this back up the way it was.
OK.
Then you're going to have to open the phone book,
and you're going to find a number for the Golden Muffler.
All right?
OK.
The Golden Muffler.
And then you're going to call them using this rotary phone.
OK.
And if you can do it before the time runs out,
you're going to get a huge prize.
Awesome.
Sounds good.
All right.
60 seconds on the clock.
That's not a lot of time, is it?
We'll let her keep going.
All right.
OK.
Go.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[CHEERS]
Very good, Anna.
Fold it up.
Yep, you did it.
Golden Muffler.
Are they contractors?
What's a muffler?
(GIGGLING) I don't know.
[LAUGHTER]
Is it--?
Keeps you warm at night.
You put it around your throat.
A heater?
No, a muffler.
It's for a car.
It doesn't matter.
Oh, car.
Car.
Yeah.
Golden Muffler.
There's movers, limousines, mold, messenger.
How are you trying to look it up?
She's looking up muffler.
Yeah, it's an index, maybe.
Yeah.
You're on P, though.
OK.
I'm in music now.
Oh, mufflers.
Golden State, Golden State, Golden State, Golden State.
She's going to find it.
Golden Muffler.
There is M, L. OK, D. I don't know if there is-- oh, oh, oh.
OK.
All right.
Golden Muffler.
[LAUGHTER]
You have a dial tone?
No.
How does this work?
Are we going to have a dial tone?
Is she going to call?
Golden muffler or golden mufflers?
Either.
Got it.
There's a Golden Muffler and a Golden Mufflers?
Yep.
One's plural, one's singular.
I think I'm--
The smartest thing that anyone ever did
was the emergency number was 9-1-1.
Like it couldn't be 1-1-1.
9.
Wait for it to go around.
Wait.
[LAUGHTER]
I lost the number.
I'm calling!
5, 0-- where's the 1?
1.
Wait.
I lost the number again.
5-- where's the 5?
Did I do it?
You did.
You did it, Anna.
[PHONE RINGING]
[CHEERS]
It's ringing.
Oh, cool.
Are you really?
See if they answer.
[PHONE RINGING]
You're holding it correctly.
Hello?
Hi.
I need a new muffler.
[LAUGHTER]
Hello?
Yeah, what kind of car?
[FEEDBACK BUZZES]
Oh, it's the feedback.
Oh, we have the wrong number.
We were looking for a scarf.
OK.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
Thank you.
[APPLAUSE]
[CHEERS]
Anna, you did great.
Thank you.
All right.
Because you're a millennial, win or lose, you still get a prize.
So you're getting your very own set of encyclopedias.
(UNENTHUSIASTICALLY) Oh, yay.
I'm kidding.
Nobody reads anymore.
You're getting a 65" TCL Roku TV.
[SCREAMS]
(EXCLAIMING) Oh, my God!
Yes, Anna.
It's bigger than me.
It is bigger than you.
Put it next to her.
You can sleep in that.
I can.
All right.