evan what's going on with you you've been moping around all
day nothing yeah i guess i've just lost my appetite well that's never happened before
i love the new paint on the porch pops evan we were talking to you and um the hedges you
meaning to clean those up for a while now it's nice i guess you finally got around to it now huh
yeah i guess i did
you know they had these new fiberglass gutters right with the water lining the
watercolor shut your ass please damn evan baby what you talking about what am i talking about
tell them dan tell everybody what it is we're
talking about wait a minute what the hell is going on
dad you're selling the house no you're joking right
you did this without saying anything to us sure give that to me that's not what that is let me
see this let me see oh come on now walter you know you should have said something to somebody
mom would have spoken to everyone in this house before she made that kind
of decision mom wouldn't even think about selling the house
is my
i'm supposed to ask you permission to sell my house
evan come back
at least we know it can't get any worse
i'll get it
hey everybody there's a lady named jasmine she says she's not rachel's friends
hey what are you doing here merry christmas merry christmas
you invited me i did did you not get my message no oh um i never checked my
voicemails i'm a texter what was it am i not supposed no no no i i just wanted to make sure
you brought something and you did you're a mind reader this is great jasmine this is my
family family this is jasmine okay we have names that sister father brother sister-in-law child
would you do that why would i do that why would you do that how many times do
you pick up happy home obviously it's not that happy if you are banging the cashier
from the piggly wiggly you invited her to christmas donna with your sister who does
paprika in potato salad who does that everybody not my family we don't put
paprika on potato salad we just don't do that okay lana you're being ridiculous come on
i'm talking to your sister about the potato salad okay we're in the middle
of christmas dinner you can talk to her later okay come on come on
okay
i love your home by the way
i love your family
is there any more dressing no dressing on this table i'm gonna go grab something lonnie sit down
lonnie oh my god oh my god what are you doing here rachel you know lonnie i'd love some ham thank you
so ham how about i just stick a slice of the time in your mouth you were trying to surprise me
that is so sweet so you two know each other well when
you called me from the supermarket when i was getting those ingredients for the banana pudding
bananas the vanilla the vanilla wafers it's not every day around here you run into a
professional athlete who invites you to spend a weekend in chicago
and you definitely don't run into people nice enough to invite you to such a beautiful christmas
dinner so rachel knew that you knew lonnie when she invited you to our dinner mm-hmm and i uh
i i got a little toothpick here or a gel you were saying well see she recognized him from
one of our pictures oh there's pictures oh [ __ ] you got an instagram wanna see oh i'd love to
oh sweet right just cute christian
oh um don't swipe left
i was thinking lonnie and i wouldn't get to spend christmas together because of his grandma
cheryl oh [ __ ] hey uh cameron you're nya take your sister downstairs finish
your meal down there okay but i didn't even get to see the pictures now i need
to see these pictures listen people get your plate and you get yourself and your napkin
is that oil i skyped you thank you
there we go your grandma cheryl
it's obvious that she misunderstood what i said
you said your grandmother was sick and you had to take care of her and i love that about you
so proud of you where is she i would love to meet your grandma i'd love to
meet grandma cheryl no baby you don't want to meet grandma cheryl you know what okay grandma
baby aunt may gonna ask you not to go get grandma don't disturb grandma i think it's
the perfect time for it i'm asked that you let grandma rest because every time grandma
come out something different starts to happen we don't have to impress nobody with grandma walter
your old ass need to do something now you sitting there like you don't hear the [ __ ] lonnie you
don't want her to get grandma uh kristen ah let's go in the kitchen how about that i'm good
auntie man let's go make some kimchi balls hey lonnie i can't help you baby did i say
something wrong you said a lot of things wrong you want to meet grandma well here she
is oh my gosh
this is ridiculous somebody said something lonnie what the hell is going on shut up i'm
his wife you dumb [ __ ] who you calling a dumb [ __ ] you you dumb [ __ ] young [ __ ] silly
[ __ ] dead [ __ ] she got the gun [ __ ] lonnie if you're gonna bring [ __ ] in here
bring a smart [ __ ] give me that rifle and give it to me right now stay on this christian
you