There are a lot of Stands in Jojo, and along with that there’s multiple types of stands
with uses that could be either phenomenal, confusing, or ridiculously unfortunate.
This?
This isn’t about that.
This is about the strongest stands, and that doesn’t just focus on the stand stats, this
is also mainly based around the abilities.
There’s reasoning that goes into this, and I’m going to tell you right off the bat
that some of this might be odd, but I’ll be sure to explain this in the best way I
can.
Number 10, Weather Report and Heavy Weather.
I mean both forms of the stand, not the user and the stand.
It’s such an odd name choice.
Weather Report is a stand that controls the weather, but it does it to a ridiculous extent.
This is the stand that uses atmospheric layers to deflect attacks, can destroy the o-zone
layer single-handedly, drown people with the water he creates, and make it rain poison
dart frogs.
Now the last feat works either one of these two ways.
Either he uses wind to pull the frogs from Central America, to Florida (and the speed
and control to do that is ridiculous, because how do you just selectively choose what animals
you want to bring), or Weather Report can make it rain whatever he wants.
In both cases, those are ridiculously strong.
Then you have Heavy Weather, which is the full potential of his stand.
It has the ability to turn people into snails through subliminal messaging, which means
blind people aren’t affected.
Yeah, it’s a very bizarre adventure.
Number 9, C-Moon.
This stand makes the user the center of reversed gravity.
Along with that, the stand can change the gravitational force on an object by using
its fists.
To put this into perspective on how strong gravity is, or well how strong the reversed
gravity is, here’s a few things.
He can make multiple cars, buses, and other objects can fall horizontally.
The gravity can keep people and object away from him, but if he’s caught off guard,
he can still invert his body to avoid hits.
One direct punch to the chest from C-Moon can invert the heart of whoever he punches,
and that’s a confirmed kill unless you have something that modifies the body.
For example, Jolyne had turned her chest into a mobius strip to redirect the gravity.
Number 8, Star Platinum and The World.
Or well, I guess Star Platinum: The World, and The World.
I’d be surprised if people didn’t know about Star Platinum.
Point blank bullet catching speed, punches through giant teeth that were as tough as
diamonds, super brain doctor precision, and he can stop time.
In my opinion, the strongest ability he has is his eyesight, because I can’t draw at
all and Jotaro cheats by using a stand.
The World does the same things, and time stop is an ability that can be trained.
It’s also made stronger if the person has something like an ability to never be exhausted,
like vampire since those guys are just everlasting.
Number 7, The Hand.
Now, this is one of the many cases of a stand being underused.
The Hand is a ridiculously strong stand that’s held back by his user.
The ability of the stand is to remove.
Anything that The Hand swipes away is gone, but then there’s when he swipes away space
itself.
When space is swiped away, it’s stitched back together.
The ability is only used to swipe away mostly space, and everything that’s not a living
being.
Sometimes it’s consistent, and sometimes it’s not, but for the most part it’s used
to scrape away non-living things.
Imagine being able to scrape away people.
First, it would make fights ridiculously easy.
Second, even if there was a mess when scraping one, you just scrape the mess.
The Hand would’ve got more use from Kira, Jotaro, or Kakyoin honestly.
Number 6.5.
I know, this isn’t how these things are supposed to go.
I had to make this one exception, I’m sorry.
But Cream, the stand of Vanilla Ice.
This is an amazing stand, but there’s this one problem.
The stand can turn into a ball of void, or well…
This stand turns into an invulnerable and undetectable ball that doesn’t exist in
our dimension, and it just disintegrates everything it comes in contact with.
But if you didn’t understand what I said, It’s a ball of nothing that can remove anything.
You can’t see it and you can’t smell it either.
The one problem with this, the single problem with this…
You can’t see when you’re in Cream, so you must take a peak.
If it wasn’t for that one thing, I would’ve put this stand in the top 5.
Number 6, King Crimson.
This stands actual strength is amazing on its own.
Along with that you have his speed, but then tone it down due to it’s range and durability.
After that you add on it’s Epitaph, this ability let’s the user see into the future
up to about 10 seconds.
He also can er – up to 10 seconds.
So essential what you do in that can be removed by King Crimson.
So, it’s an odd ability, but it’s very useful.
Number 5, Heaven’s Door.
Now this is where I have to explain two things in specific.
First, the numbering here isn’t something where it’s like one stand is meant to be
ahead of other’s because it beats others.
Second, this is going about the term “strongest” in a general term, and not just in Jojo.
Seeing that alone, I’m pretty sure you can understand my reasoning on why I would have
Heaven’s Door here.
Now for the ability, Heaven’s Door can essentially make any living being into a book.
You contain all your memories, characteristics, and generally just all details on you.
He incapacitates whoever he’s using this on.
Now when he uses this in a fight, he can write in commands into whoever he’s using this
on.
These commands can’t be undone by whoever this is done to, and the commands are busted.
For example, “I cannot attack the user”.
Which means that whoever the user wrote that on, cannot attack the user.
This also isn’t something where mental resistance matters, whatever is written becomes what
they’re going to do or did.
So basically, this stand can make you end yourself and you can’t do anything about
it.
Number 4, Tusk Act 4.
So, there’s this phenomenon known as spin, but I’m not exactly sure on how to give
an easier explanation on it.
So, I won’t!
This stand touches someone and their body starts to turn into pasta at a cellular level.
You can’t escape it either.
I mean, you really can’t escape it.
You can’t jump dimensions away from it, you can’t switch bodies away from it, and
it’s pretty much bound to you unless it’s undone by Tusk.
Along with all of that, this stand can open dimensional walls that are made to be invincible
since it redirects all misfortune.
We’ll talk about that soon.
Number 3, Made in Heaven.
From what we’re supposed to assume, this Stand works to manipulate gravity in a way
where it makes logical sense, but it’s Jojo so don’t hold your breath.
Made in Heaven accelerates time, but it only affects non-living things.
Along with that, the stand gives itself and the user infinite speed.
Now speed isn’t something that you can just describe to be infinite, but we can make some
strong assumptions with it.
If not cocky, you would be able to see the stand in all of it’s glory, but because
of the user (Enrico Pucci) we only get so much information.
He speed-blitzes everyone and everything, and with how fast he goes, him forming his
hand as a chop (or paper if you want to see it as that) makes it more lethal than any
blade ever made.
Side note: Thrown knives move too fast, bullets from guns are made even faster, your soda
is made flat even faster, this stand is a true menace.
Number 2, D4C – Love Train.
Now if you already know Jojo, regular D4C would be at 4.5, but we’re not focusing
on that.
Love Train, the pocket dimension of invincibility.
So, there’s this wall of light with this ability, any misfortune (meaning attacks)
are redirected anywhere else.
Meaning the stand user and stand are invincible when in the pocket dimension.
There’s a lot to meet the requirements of Love Train, but when it’s effective then
it’s effective.
Another thing is that any damage taken from D4C is made to be lethal since it moves towards
your heart, and if you don’t have some sort of gravitational phenomena that can some how
move your wound to inanimate objects, then you’re out of luck.
The good thing is that to inflict any damage on you, D4C must be outside of the dimension
and vulnerable.
Even then, it’s still D4C.
Now it’s time for some honorable mentions.
Mandom, rewinding time to your benefit.
It’s a good ability.
Soft & Wet, the ability of plundering, which is honestly one of my favorites.
I’ll wait for Jojolion to finish before I have any final words on it, but I see it
taking a spot above The Hand honestly.
Diver Down, amazing name and ability.
I think with it’s phasing and manipulation ability along with the power storing ability,
it makes the stand around top 15 or top 13 strongest stands.
Blue Hawaii, I’m not sure exactly on the placement due me being iffy on how hax is
this ability is, but the whole linear direction thing is a problem.
This ability essentially is an infectious mind control ability.
Now for the last mention, Killer Queen, with the ability to turn everything into a bomb.
I’m not mentioning it because of “Bites the Dust”, it’s a cool name and arc, but
the ability is terrible in a fighting setting.
I’m mentioning Killer Queen due to Sheer Heart Attack really.
With Stand user vs non-stand user scenarios, Sheer Heart Attack can be a saving grace alone.
Number 1, Gold Experience Requiem.
I don’t even have to go that far to explain this.
Imagine you do something right, except you didn’t do.
You never did it, and you also will never do it.
This stand is the hax of all hax, and there isn’t anything you can do to it unless you
can overwrite reality.
Now about the strength of G.E.R?
I’m not sure, since the stats don’t even exist anymore.
If you’re hit by G.E.R, you will still return to zero, but now you still die, but you also
don’t die.
You experience endless death loops, and I’m not sure what you can even do really.
If you go for a move, 1.
You didn’t do it, and 2.
You end up in a stand still position waiting to do something.
By the time you realize what had happened, it’s already over.
Now I’d like to see your guys’ thoughts on this, but I’m going to tell you this
right now.
1 through 4 are pretty much unreplaceable.
I can see 10 through 5 being shifted around, possibly with other stands, but 1 through
4 are pretty much set in stone.
Reminder that this isn’t stand versus stand, this is talking about the stands in a general
fictional standpoint.
Which means the abilities must be of use of when wanting to have these characters against
characters outside of the franchise.
So, if you like to stand up for Jojo in scenario fights, your top 10 is basically your go to
characters against the rest of fiction.
So, do your best.
If there’s any top 10’s you guys have in mind that you want me to do, give me a
suggestion.
I have some in mind, but those would be more based around opinion, like my personal favorite
(insert thing here).
I’ll see you guys in the next one, until then, peace out and God Speed.