Hi, queen.
How are you?
You're nailing it.
Oh, I-- first of all, I love you, and I miss you,
and I can't wait to hug you in real life very soon.
I know.
Love you.
Miss you.
And I miss you, tWitch.
You guys-- I was getting tired watching you guys.
That was such great dancing.
I'm out of breath.
I feel menopausal.
I'm out of breath too.
I think that my stomach just did like a flip-flop turn inside,
and I'm just--
I'm just happy to be sitting down at this point.
Absolutely.
Take a breather.
I just love how like you and I go way, way back.
And we both have little boys now.
Gene's just eight months older than my son Isaac.
I know.
I really feel like because I had just gone through it,
I was like, OK, let me tell you the things that I learned,
you know.
And I'm sure you've done that for people
since then because you don't get it--
because at first, you know, when people find out
you're pregnant like everyone has this look on their face,
like this dumb look.
And you're like, why is everyone being so weird?
But then you get it.
No, you were so nice.
First of all, everybody watching,
Amy texted me and she was like, hey, come over
and I'll show you what my nursery looks like.
Amy, that was the best advice you could have ever given me
because now my nursery literally looks exactly like yours.
And not in a creepy way.
That's so nice.
Well, the thing is, I needed like--
you know, it's so overwhelming.
You're like, can I just look at where a baby lives?
You know, like, I don't know where a baby's supposed to go.
So it's like, hey, look, it's diapers,
and it's something to suck the snot out of their nose.
But it's like-- you're like, OK, I can imagine-- you know,
it's good to just see like the setup.
It just feels like it's-- yes.
And I think the nice thing I said to you was--
the nice thing I said to you was,
and now you don't have to call me, you know.
Like, I was like, I'm not going to be-- like
because after you have a baby, I feel like everybody gets really
needy, and you're trying to heal and people want to come over.
And then you're like throwing a party, you know.
You're like, can I get you a drink?
And they're like, yeah, like I'd love a Martini.
And you're like, OK, because someone just sliced open
my fupa and ripped a baby out.
So why don't you go get a shaker, you know.
That and the nursery were two of the best pieces of advice
you could have ever given me.
And you also said, oh, you think you're big now?
You're about to get even bigger.
Just want to remind you of that.
Just when you think it's not possible.
Yeah exactly.
And you're like, I have just crossed over
into being an actual seal, then your body doubles itself.
It's wild.
So wait, what's Gene doing right now?
You mean like right now right now?
Well, like what's Gene into?
Is he sleeping?
He's getting ready for bed right now.
Oh, the stuff that he's into right now?
Yeah.
Well, he has like-- he has like comedian confidence, you know?
Like--
Really?
--he talks in full sentences.
He doesn't say anything.
Doesn't say a word.
But he talks in full--
blah, blah, blah.
And he's motioning to things, but he's not saying any words.
But he has so much confidence, you know.
Just like a comic starting out.
I can't wait to have a play date.
We have to do a play date soon.
You know, it gets--
everybody says this, but it gets so-- it gets more and more fun.
Every day it's more fun.
It really is.
Like, you know, we can communicate now.
And he kind of just says yes to everything, you know?
So I could ask him anything, which
is fun to play with, you know?
Yeah.
Are you playing any fun games?
Do you have any fun games you're playing?
We've been actually drinking together a lot lately.
So what have you been drinking?
What is Gene drinking?
Oh, you know, who even knows what
he has in that sippy cup at this point.
But no, he-- you know, it's just like I
like to pretend like we're playing a drinking game.
Somebody at the [INAUDIBLE] told me that you dug that video.
You've been on a plane, so you drink.
I never got a speeding ticket.
I'll drink.
You got a speeding ticket?
Yeah!
Oh, well, I didn't know that.
That's how I found out he had a speeding ticket.
You gotta ask your kids these questions
or you don't really get to know them.
Yeah, you don't really.
So you didn't learn much.
[INAUDIBLE]
Oh my God.
Pose these important questions.
Yeah, what's Isaac doing?
What's he getting into?
He's just saying mama, dada, dog, and go.
It's dog and go.
Everything is dog and go.
That's it.
You see, that's what happened.
It started with Gene, and then we're like,
oh God, he's about to start saying a million words.
And then here we are a full year later,
and it's still just ma, ma.
He yells at me like a stereotype of like an Italian house
husband.
He's like ma, ma, you know.
That's it.
Da, da, da.
I love you.
OK, wait, hold on.
Docuseries.
Your docuseries "Expecting Amy."
It was so amazing.
And you literally-- like, I mean,
we knew you were going to share everything,
and you did share everything that you went through
with Gene.
Wow.
Oh, thank you so much.
Yeah, we left it all out on the floor.
We left the placenta on the floor.
Yeah, if anybody like--
if you're going to watch this, it's
on HBO Max, "Expecting Amy," be prepared to see me nursing,
to see--
I mean, I'm not nursing.
Let me just kind of fix that.
I'm pumping, I'm, you know, vomiting.
It's a whole lot.
It might be-- hopefully you're expecting a lot of Amy.
Are we going to be expecting Amy number two?
Oh God.
I hope so.
We're trying to figure it out.
I mean, you know, it's like there's nothing better.
I know.
Yeah, what about you?
Yeah, working on it currently.
[INAUDIBLE]
Like in this moment currently.
Yeah, OK.
Good.
Justin's actually in New York and I'm in LA.
We figured it out.
It's, you know, science.
tWitch?
I think you can do anything you set your mind to.
You can do anything you set your mind to.
That is a good motto.
None of this-- it's like, none of this can air on television.
I don't know why we're doing this.
All right, more with Amy coming right up.