- Some celebrity feuds are un-beef-lievable.
- Let's talk about that.
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- Good Mythical Morning.
- When normal people fight it's usually on Facebook
and nobody cares.
- Yeah
- When celebrities fight it's covered on TMZ
and some people care.
- I care.
I mean I'd rather see celebrities have beef
than like two beautiful animals.
- Oh okay, animal beefs.
That's not what this is about.
- No.
- And when I test Link's knowledge of celebrity beefs
someone always has to eat some nasty actual beef.
It's time for Beef, Beef, Celebrity Feuds,
The Less Link Knows The More He'll Puke.
- Feuds, puke.
- Yep.
- Kind of, kind of rhymes.
- I'd say near rhymes.
- I know, I know, you want it.
- Same, same vowel sounds.
- I know. This is what we fight about.
- Just listen to any Merle Haggard song.
I heard you're a fan.
- Do not evoke the name of the one.
- We're having a beef, see!
Okay, today's game is simple.
I'm going to quiz Link on a variety
of ridiculous celebrity beefs.
And if he guesses wrong, he has to eat some nasty beef.
If he guesses right then I have to eat the terrible beef.
Someone is going to be eating the nasty beef
every single round.
And we're starting here.
- You know why?
Because if we just did a quiz game, a lot less people
would click on this video.
- Right, exactly.
- So I gotta eat some beef.
- This is beef-cake.
Get it?
It's a piece of roast beef with icing and sprinkles on top.
- [Link] With caviar.
Oh good.
- [Rhett] Okay, we're starting strong with a beef
that features Jake Paul, who,
can believe this, upset someone.
- I thought these were celebrity beefs.
- Oh, oh, oh!
Link with the burn.
- We're not celebrities.
We're internet celebrities.
- Jake brought down the wrath of Gigi Hadid
after he Tweeted insulting remarks about her baby daddy,
Zayn Malik, after Zayn didn't want to hang out
with Jake at a party.
- Oh.
- Gigi ruthlessly dragged Paul by Tweeting
she was unbothered by Jake's blank blank blank.
What was Gigi unbothered by?
A: Jake's sad little ego.
- Oh!
- B: Jake's irrelevant, ugly, ass.
C: Jake's tiny (beep) energy
- Oh.
- Or D: Jake's hungry hungry hippos.
- Any of these could be it.
- Even the hippos
- [Link] Even the hippos 'cause like, if you're
hungry hungry for some, for some, you know,
to talk some trash.
- Some strash.
I'm hungry to talk some strash.
- [Link] Some strash.
I don't know, I feel like C is the best answer.
But I think it was in the heat of the moment
she said B: irrelevant, ugly, ass.
- Link, you are right!
- Yeah.
- She was unbothered by his irrelevant, ugly, ass.
Which means I have to eat this.
Now I gotta say, I am hoping for the day when
we are relevant enough to be called irrelevant
by Gigi Hadid.
Until then, we're gonna keep eating roast beef
with cake batter on it.
- [Link] You can't, it's icing.
Oh my goodness.
Okay, he didn't take a bite, he just went for it.
And that was a punishment.
Act like you're being punished.
- Okay, now were dealing with what we call Russian beef.
Which is just beef that's been soaked in vodka.
- [Link] Oh, yes.
- All right Link, Martha Stewart and Gwyneth Paltrow
once beefed in a battle of the lifestyle brands.
When Martha felt Goop was (car screeching noise)
into her lane, the two ladies
ruthlessly went after each other,
the only way lifestyle guru women know how.
- In a mud pit.
- With dessert recipes.
- Oh!
- Gwyneth posted a recipe to Goop called Jail Bird Cake.
But only after Martha Stewart started it.
What was Martha Stewart's shade-throwing dessert recipe?
- Started it.
- Was it A: Muddy goop cake, a chocolate cake that
is intentionally vague about it's B.S. health benefits.
B: Conscious coupling pie, a pie with an unconventional
crust and filling combination that make it work
despite their differences.
- Bringing in the divorce.
- Ooh.
- It's not a divorce, I understand but like, low blow.
- C: Trashy Blondies, blonde brownies made with
cheap imitation ingredients.
Or D: What's in the brulee?
A creme brulee with Gwyneth Paltrow's severed head
baked in the middle of it.
- Trashy blondies.
I'm gonna eliminate that one just because,
I mean, of all the things you could call Gwyneth
I wouldn't call her trashy.
Conscious coupling, that's a low blow.
I think it, I think she started the recipe
and then there was a response.
So I'm going with A: muddy goop cake.
Just you know, a nice innocent little jab.
- No Martha went with the conscious coupling pie.
- Dang girl.
- That's where she went.
- Oh, I forgot she was in prison.
- That's right.
- She knows how to go for the jugular.
- Okay Link, that means you got to eat
this vodka-soaked beef.
I just want Gwyneth and Martha to come together
and just both agree that neither of them
are as good a Oprah.
- Let's have 'em on Oprah.
Let's book 'em on Oprah.
- Does Oprah still.
- We can do that.
- Does Oprah still have people on?
- Yeah.
- I think that just means having someone in her house.
- She has a podcast.
- [Rhett] Oh, she does?
- Eh.
- Eh, Russian.
- Not much of a punishment here.
- Oh, you like it?
- Yes.
- On the table we have, mouth beef.
Which is of course, roast beef that has been
soaked in mouth wash.
- [Link] That is some strong smelling beef.
- Founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, has made
plenty of enemies, including Avril Lavigne.
- How did that happen?
- After Zuckerberg made a classic Nickelback sucks
joke in a Facebook ad, Avril, who at the time
was married to Nickelback front-man, Chad Kroeger?
How do you say his name?
- Oh, Chad Kroeger.
- [Stevie] Yes.
- Kroeger.
Was incensed and expressed her emotions on Twitter.
In her Tweet, she called on Zuckerberg to apologize
and she used a very unique and specific hashtag
to further defend her hubby.
What was that hashtag?
Was it A: #ThisIsHowYouRemindMeUSuck.
- Wow.
B: #NickelbackHasSoldOver50MillionAlbums.
C: #JealousNerdsNeverWin.
- That's a lot of albums.
Or D: #MarkZuckerberg? #MoreLikeFartSuckerberg.
- Ooh. That, I mean, sassy.
- Ooh man, that's bad.
- That's the best one, D.
- I mean if she had've done that.
- Okay, so I'm ruling out D.
This is how.
I just don't, I mean, it's A is so cheesy.
I'm hoping it's B.
Because I want that to be true.
- Are you hoping it's your answer?
- My answer is that.
Yes, B.
- Link, you're right, that's what she.
- 50 million albums, 50 million albums!
- But here's the deal.
I mean Mark Zuckerberg created the biggest website
in the world but Avril perfected the necktie
and tank top combo.
So I think we're gonna call this one even.
- Even.
- Look at this, mouth wash babe.
Every time I do it makes me queve.
- All right, pucker-up Link.
We got sour beef.
We got beef that's covered in malic acid.
- [Link] Okay.
- Azealia Banks is a rapper, singer and some might say
truly chaotic person who has instigated so many
feuds on Twitter that she got permanently banned
from the site in 2018, a famously hard thing to do.
Of these 5 Azealia Banks beefs, only one is made up.
Which is the bogus Banks beef?
A: Elon Musk, Banks Tweeted that Musk tried
to have a three-some with her and called him
a sub-human cave person.
B: Rita Ora, after Ora posted a picture in jelly sandals,
Banks Tweeted that she brought back jellies last year
and that Ora was a Rihanna understudy.
- Ooh.
- C: Paul McCartney, Banks Tweeted that the Beatles
were sloppy trash and Paul McCartney was a spooky
little freak.
- I mean, of all the things you could call Paul McCartney,
that's a weird one.
- D: Miley Cyrus, Banks Tweeted that Cyrus
has to know her music is wack and said "Isn't she
making fun of herself?"
And for this one, first time ever, there's an E.
Dogs, Banks Tweeted that dogs are disgusting and
said she wished they were extinct like the dinosaurs.
- Wow she is.
- Woo she is a.
- [Link] She brings the pain.
But I think I remember, I think I remember being
really engaged in this beef when it happened.
- Oh really?
- Yeah, something about jelly shoes and Rihanna.
- Okay.
- B: Rita Ora.
- You're trying to pick the one that didn't happen.
- Oh!
- Yeah.
- It has to be Paul McCartney then.
I can't imagine her saying anything about Paul McCartney.
Especially that.
That's so stupid.
- You're right, man.
Of course.
She didn't say anything about Paul McCartney.
That means I gotta eat this sour beef.
Hold on, this just in, Azealia Banks has just called
Mother Theresa a skanky (beep).
- You know what's gonna shut you up?
Eatin' that.
So get to it.
- Oh man, that's a lot of malic acid.
I can't do that whole thing.
- [Link] Oh that's still a lot.
- Gah!
Oh!
Ah!
- What are you doin'?
- That might not be safe.
Oh god, I don't think I can swallow it.
As you might have seen, there is no beef on the plate.
- Oh, I didn't.
- And that is because this final round, what is at
stake is, it's steak.
- Not funny.
- Foot beef.
- I've had beef in my sock this entire time.
- You had beef in your sock.
- I had beef in my sock.
- Why you got beef in your?
Oh my gosh, man.
Seriously?
- Seriously.
- Now I.
- Now what, okay.
- Now when I'm gonna.
- You better get this one right.
- Right, yeah then I end up gettin' things wrong later.
So, man.
- You're doing so well.
- I only missed one.
- I had to break it out.
- Ah shoot.
- All right Link.
Ja Rule and 50 Cent have been beefing since 1999.
A lot of things have happened in that time.
Including plenty of back and forth diss tracks.
50's friend robbed Ja Rule in 'Da club.
And 50 even trolled Ja by purchasing a block of tickets
to one of his shows, thus leaving that section empty.
- Yes, I do remember that.
- And just last April, Ja Rule fanned
those old beef flames once again by posting
a photoshopped image of 50 Cent.
What did Ja Rule Photoshop onto 50?
A: hyper-realistic rodent teeth, ears and a nose
dubbing him "Curtis Ratson", implying he's a snitch.
- Okay.
- B: a long Pinocchio nose dubbing him "Pinnochi-Broke",
implying he's lying about his wealth.
- Yeah.
- C: gray hair, a sweater vest and a cane dubbing him
"50 year old cent" implying that he's old and irrelevant.
- He is getting old.
- Or D.
- Aren't we all though?
- A pair of scissors and a coupon catalog dubbing him
"Thrifty Cent" implying that 50 sure does know
how to hunt down a good deal.
- You know what Josh, thinks, he's like,
I'm gonna rekindle this beef with 50 cent and
I'm gonna make a thrifty joke.
- Thrifty joke.
- [Link] There was the bankruptcy.
- [Rhett] There was.
- With 50 cent.
He is getting older.
The rat one, that's the one that gets to anybody.
You don't call some body a rat.
- Anybody.
- Anybody who cares about being insulted
doesn't wanna get the rat insult.
- Right.
- [Link] All I know is B and C hit close to home.
And this has been way too close to your home.
- [Rhett] That's right.
- All right, I'm gonna go with C.
Gray hair, sweater vest and a cane.
He got old.
- Link we can't show you this photo, because we don't
have the licensing for it.
But we can show you with the treatment done to you
to reveal the answer.
Let's see it.
- [Link] Aw, no! It's Curtis Ratson.
Dang.
- That's not a bad look Link.
- That guy is also gettin' old.
- You should stop trimming your teeth and your ears.
- Dang man, you wadded it up.
Can I unwad it to try to eat the part
that wasn't touching your foot.
- My foot is clean, man.
My foot is clean and my sock is clean.
- It was clean then you put it all together
and it starts to get funk.
Gah!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How is it?
How's my foot beef?
- I'm not thinkin' about it.
It's very beefy.
- I think my foot only added to the beefiness of it.
Okay Link. You still did a great job.
You got three out of five.
- I did, didn't I?
- If we were playing for something else,
you would have won it.
But we weren't.
So thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell.
- You know what time it is.
- My name is Michael from Justice City, Arizona.
Junior high teacher for social studies.
And now it is time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
- Hey, man.
With that voice, put kids to sleep.
You gotta get vibrant.
- Well, that's his video voice.
- Soothing, man.
- I think his classroom voice is probably different.
- Bedtime voice.
- Okay, click the top link to watch us debate
ridiculous fight match ups in Good Mythical More.
- And to find out where that ends up.
- You guys wanna talk about my past relationships?
No, it's gonna get too depressing.
So, we made our comeback sauce.
This is looking nice.
You can see there's just a lot of spices in there.
Look it, Morgan.
Look it, look it.