Yes, my plan is almost complete.
[laughing]
It's beautiful.
And then he told us,
"If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic,
all your dreams can come true."
[screaming]
Ah, I can't take it!
Plankton, it's you!
Yes and after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture.
I'm in the Krusty Krab.
And that means the life switcher was a success!
The Krusty Krab is mine!
Corporate casual.
All we need are the lyrics,
you know, something personal, maybe a secret you know
or a favorite recipe. Hmm?
Or one about my new friend Plankton or the virtues of--
Stop it!
[screaming]
That's right, bring me all your valuables.
What are those, dentures?
Hand 'em over!
Now, that's more like it.
Excuse me, sonny.
I'd simply love one of your Krabby whats-its.
But my delicate digestive system has special needs
and I'll need to see a complete list of ingredients.
You wouldn't want me to be up all night with painful bloating. Would you?
First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience.
Nice try. You're act's over, bub.
You may win this time.
Shahkazeem!
Well, this stinks.
[laughing]
Ouch!
And now for the final touch, perfect!
I would like to pilfer your-- I mean purchase a Krabby Patty.
Hello, s-- Hmm, Hello sir.
I'm selling Sweeny Patrol cookies.
We have a lovely assortment of fungi and algae flavors.
How many delicious boxes can I put you down for?
I get Krabs to believe I'm a genie,
I break this bottle and then he's gonna put me in another bottle.
I hope it's a baby bottle, because you look adorable.
Let's unload all that harmful information in your little yellow head.
You're a bit smaller than I imagined, doctor,
but I guess that's why they call ya, "Shrink".
[laughing]
Well, I'm in the food service business.
I'm a bit of a restaurateur.
I'm the founder and owner of The Chum Bucket.
Never heard of it.
It's across the street.
Doesn't ring a bell.
It's on the back of the phone book.
Come on! I paid a lot of money for that ad!
Scary? That's nothing.
Behold... the horrors of the Krusty Krab!
[screaming]
[whistling]
You look like I just saw a ghost.
You look different.
Ah, what are ya-- ya'll talking about SpongeBob?
It's your old pal in the living fur.
Patrick, this is your conscience speaking.
Oh, nice to meet you, conscience.
So stupid.
[screaming]
Yes, Master.
♪ Meatball, meatball ♪ ♪ Spaghetti underneath ♪
♪ Ravioli, ravioli ♪ ♪ Great Barrier Reef ♪
Okay, now let's hear that formula.
Sorry. No can do, Mr Krabs.
What?
But we did everything you said.
I followed all the rules.
I even ate 105 black licorice jelly beans through a straw.
Morning Spongebob, Krabs.
Beautiful day.
[laughing]
Yeah.
Skol iz dum?
You misspelled every word.
Shut up, Dweeb!
Ah!
Cookbooks, ah?
You holding out on me, Krabs?
'Kay everybody.
One, two, one, two, three.
You know, I never told anyone the secret Krabby Patty formula before.
So here goes.
Come on, Krabs, let it all out!
Plankton?
No, no, I'm not Plankton. I'm Cashenna.
I'll give ya one last chance.
I'll drop the charges if you give me the formula.
Never, you little welt.
Awe, awe, my wittle arm.
Ya don't stand a chance, Krabs.
Karen and I, I mean my worm and I are gonna whip your tail fin.
- Right, worm? - Ruff, ruff.
I just knowest what I am doing.
Come hither boy.
[roaring]
Deliver my demands on to His Majesty, King Krabs.
[laughing]
Krabby Patty, here I come!
I hope I don't miss again.
Reunited and it's going to feel so good.
[laughing]
[screaming]
What a great idea.
Goo.
[laughing]
Oh!
I smell Plankton!
Oh yeah? Well, I smell... pew, he's right.
This get up is 100% humiliating.
Here, urchin urchin urchin.
Here, you dirty filth spreading porky pine.
I'm wearing lipstick here!
Come on, let's go!.
Drats! He's not collapsing from exhaustion,
but with a little more pressure,
the Sponge will crack like an egg.
Then I'll be there to feast of the goo of his shattered psyche.
[laughing]
Uh, a spider bug.