-Yo, what's up?
My name is MysteryKevDawson SmoshemG Fu Productions.
-Hey, it's Freeee...ddie Wong.
-And we're gonna be teaching you how to be a YouTube celebrity.
Lesson one.
In order to be a YouTube celebrity, you need to have a good video.
-Like a cute baby.
-[cries like a baby]
-Or a cute cat.
-Meeeeooooww!
-Or a cute person.
-Aaaaaaahhh!!!
-Or even a cute triangle.
-Aaaaaah...
-Lesson two:
Every YouTube celebrity travels.
[adventurous music plays]
[whistle blows]
Traveling!
-Lesson three:
if you're a YouTube celebrity, you're always on red carpets.
[audience cheers]
[audience groans]
[laughter]
[laughter and applause]
[dramatic music plays]
-Lesson four:
Every YouTube celebrity has fans.
[fans whirring]
-Lesson five:
If you're a YouTube celebrity, everyone knows you.
-Hey, aren't you that uh--
Kevjumba?
-Yeah.
-Hey man, can I borrow your pencil sharpener?
-No.
-No, but I need it for homework. -No.
-My pencil's like. -No.
-It's dull. -No.
No.
-If you follow all of these lessons...
-It should look a little something like this.
-(children) Oh no!
-Teehee!
[snickering]
And we're gonna be teaching you how to be--[laughs]
-Hey Ray, you wanna go to the movie premiere?
-No!
[laughter]
Traveling! [laughs]
[laughs]
Traveling!
[laughter]
-Don't laugh.
-What are you doing?