[snoring]
Could you pass the chips, SpongeBob?
Sorry, Patrick, we're all out.
Oh, barnacles!
What am I gonna do with all this dip?
Patrick!
- What are you two morons doing? - Waiting to watch the sunrise with you.
- It's 3:47 in the morning! - Uh-huh!
- In my bedroom! - We come here every morning!
- You sneak into my house every morning? - Uh-huh.
[groaning]
It's our favorite past time.
Ahh, the memories we've shared, right in this room!
They're all here in this memory book!
Here we are on the fourth of July.
[groaning]
And Valentine's Day.
Oh, you looked so cute on Easter!
Have we ever dug a tunnel between our two houses?
No.
[music playing]
[digging]
- SpongeBob? - Patrick?
- We did it! - We did it!
[screaming]
[rumbling]
Squidward's house wants to play too!
My house!
[muttering angrily]
Aww, Squidward's house sounds like it has an upset tummy!
Must have been something that it ate.
It ate Squidward.
That'd do it.
Why were you digging under my yard?
You told us not to walk on your yard, so we walked under it.
But you buried my house!
No need to thank us.
- Thank you? - You're welcome.
[screaming]
Now, if you want the sale to go through,
you've got to tell me all the positive things about your house!
Positive things!
Opposite Day!
I'd love to!
And here's the worst room in the house, my gallery.
Oh my, this painting is very nice.
Thank you!
Who's that?
I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Squidward.
- We're both Squidward! - We're both Squidward!
[squealing]
Stop!
Get away from her!
Oh, oh, I am so sorry, ma'am.
I hope these two barnacle heads haven't harmed you in any way?
- Who are you? - Why, I'm Squidward.
[music playing]
What kind of fool do you take me for?
Ma'am, please, what about my house?
I wouldn't sell a house for you if you were the last Squidward on earth!
Wait!
- Don't! - Go!
[screaming]
- Don't, no, no, no! - No!
- Please sell my house! - Never!
System activated.
Well that ought to do it!
Let's see those imbeciles try to get in here now!
- President Squidward. - What the--
We hereby present you with this delicious cake.
"Sorry for bugging you so much."
What the-- Security System, help!
Intruder alert, intruder alert!
- What's the matter with you? - No threat detected.
Oh, you infernal contraption!
I'm gonna ship you off to the scrapheap you came from!
Threat detected.
[screaming]
[electric crackling]
Now what's going on?
Threat detected.
Code Red! Code Red!
[laughing]
It's like a carnival ride!
Run for your lives!
What the-- what are you doing?
[thudding]
[stomping]
[laughing]
We haven't improved Squidward's day yet, let's do his house!
[laughing]
My turn!
What's going on out here?
We're playing with our new Reef Blowers!
Playing with a Reef Blower?
That is the most childish thing I've ever heard of!
- But it's fun! - Fun?
How could playing with one of those over-sized hair dryers possibly be fun?
Like this!
[groaning]
Chafed!
Alright, that's--
- Let's do your house, Patrick! - Yeah!
[digging]
Huh?
Squidward, you're steaming!
You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.
Put my windows back!
No problem, Squidward!
We're on your side!
Any second now...
[blasting]
[exploding]
[screaming]
I just wanted a vacation!
Evil never takes a vacation!
Why did I ever bother trying to be normal?
I am Man Ray!
Feel my evil wrath!
[roaring]
[booming]
[screaming]
- Huh? - Huh?
- Hello? - Hello, Man Ray?
The weather changed my plans, I'm coming home.
Not to worry though, you'll get a full refund on the rent.
So long as there's no damage to my place.
Hello?
[laughing]
That idiot octopus doesn't know I gave him a phony check!
[roaring]
You were right about me after all!
[laughing]
Man, he really trashed this place.
OK, Barnacle Star!
Let's be super good and glue all of Squidward's stuff back together!
Well how do we do that?
Oh, Patrick, it's right here in issue 14!
We have super saliva!
[laughing]
Hello?
Oh, looks like my guest left already.
Home sweet--
[groaning]
[smashing]
Home...
Oh, where did our balls go?
How do I know? I was just copying you.
Uh-oh...
Oh, Patrick.
Er... look a little closer, buddy.
[snoring]
Play it... where it lies...
Play it where it lies.
But how are we gonna hit our balls back to my house from here?
All it takes is a little finesse, SpongeBob.
All it takes is a little finesse.
[squeaking]
OK, you're good to go.
Four!
It's all yours!
This one's for all the marbles!
I thought we weren't betting?
No, I mean whoever wins this hole wins the game.
What's going on here?
[screaming]
[smashing]
- Hole in one! - Hole in one!
- Good morning. - Sorry we woke you.
What-- what--
Hey, Squidward, what happened to your dentures?
- Good game, pal. - Rematch next Saturday?
Rain or shine, SpongeBob, rain or shine.
[crumbling]
[whining]