Greetings guys, gals, and non-binary pals and welcome back to another video!
I hope that you are well, and I hope that you are fighting because there is a lot to be fighting for.
As usual, there will be a link in the description to the page on my website with a bunch of petitions, donations, emails to send to MPs, etc, etc.
In case you haven't noticed, I am in a different location to normal.
I am in the lounge of my flat, which is an area you haven't seen before.
So,, welcome!
To my beautiful couch and plain white wall.
And I am also joined here by Cat.
Whom you have heard me reference in many videos, but have not seen since I had about 2,000 subscribers.
So it's been a while.
Uh, how does it feel?
I'm nervous.
I'm slightly nervous, uh, hello.
Uh - I am not an animal.
I am not a cat - That is debatable.
So if you recognise this situation, this person, this background,
Then that means you've probably seen our podcast.
Which we definitely post on a regular basis.
We are always there, every single week, we've never ever missed it.
Never. Not once. - Not once.
So if you wanna check that out, you can check that out.
The link is always in the description, and it is the SavvyCat Podcast. So...
If you enjoy this dynamic, which...
It's gonna be interesting.
- Yeah Let's see how, Let's see how we vibe here.
When we're together...
Anyway!
What we are doing today is something a bit different because we've been very busy recently with,
Life, and mental health, and family, and I'm doing uni at the moment,
So we thought we would do something a bit fun, and I know I say that all the time,
But this time I actually mean it. Kind of.
We're going through the Twitter, Insane People Tweets.
I don't know if you've seen Insane People Tweets before, but...
It is what it sounds like. It's just...
Screenshots of tweets that are just,, what??
Huh? What? I'm sorry, what!??!
That's the only way I can describe it.
I have no idea what we're gonna find here.
It's always a surprise, every single time. - It's a rollercoaster.
I am also crying. Sir. - What is that?
Sir.
Imagine taking like, the best fruit. - Mhm.
And then...
Not eating it.
- You make good points. Mhm. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I like how it's "My mum bought a plate of it."
-Yeah. Like you can go to the shop and buy that monstrosity.
Imagine walking into a supermarket... -Imagine...
And being like, like you know how you can ask for like, your bread to be cut in certain ways,
You're just like, "Hi, yes. I would like a watermelon, but only the green part."
And you watch them like, scoop out with a spoon, like scoop out all the red part.
What does that mean?
Why does this photo exist?
This photo in itself is cursed. - Yeah.
I like the "Mmmm".
What I wanna do is like knock them out and watch, and hopefully have the burger like fall flat. - Ooo, yeah.
Imagine, you just like, wap and then
You know? - You saying wap in context...
I meant wack-
Shh. Okay.
We're moving on now.
Yes. - Yes.
No, yes you are. 100%. - Yes.
That's...
Horrifying?? And disgusting. - That's so scary
Imagine visiting someone's house, right?
And they're like, "Oh yeah, there's like, I don't know, chips in the freezer."
And you go to open the freezer,
And there's just...
Roadkill...
Staring at you.
With it's dead eyes.
Also, what do they do with it?
- Yeah.
They're like. They keep a freezer just for roadkill. Why?
What's it for? Why? - First of all, why did they stop, pick up the roadkill?
Or did they deliberately kill it so they can put it in the freezer?
They chased down...
They see a ferret and they just chase it down...
And then run it over and are like, "Welp! For the freezer!"
The worst part about this is like, you want to think it's a joke, right? You want to believe that no-
- But they have a photo of it. They have a photo of it!
- Huh?!?!? Why would you cro-
Firstly. You drive with one foot. - Yeah.
Don't drive with two feet.
You will fail your driving test. - Yeah.
For sure. - Yeah.
So already off to a bad start.
And then secondly, what do you mean you cross-
Minho.
I'm trying to have a conversation.
Why would you-
This is a mess.
We can't be in a room together. - No.
This is why we've never done a video together before. - Yeah. Yeah.
Don't cross your feet while driving. - Do not do that. Don't do that.
This has been a PSA.
- Imagine driving like this.
Like with your, with your legs crossed.
It's like that thing of like, doing this.
But, and like, having to move your fingers one at a time. -Yeah. Yeah.
Like if you can, if you struggle to do that...
How are you gonna be sure that you're pressing the right pedal?
- Yeah. Yeah. Your brain is going to be backwards.
A terrible idea. You will die. Don't do it.
Men. - Have nothing but the audacity.
Just the audacity to say things.
Are the straights okay?
Answer:
No.
The amount of these that exist...
My favourite is the one that is on here somewhere that's like, um,
"My brother has been missing for eight years." and it's like, "He's probably dead, wanna f_ck though?"
Imagine having- Being so disconnected from reality and other people and...
Imagine thinking so little of women.
That you don't even realise that they have like,
Feelings.
- They think they are the only person that exists.
I saw this thing where like, there was a test done where,
You know how you have different things in your brain where you,
When you look at a person or an animal you recognise that they're a living breathing thing.
And then when you look at objects you recognise in your head that they are objects. They're not living.
There was a test done where some men,
Genuinely look at a woman and see an object, like in their brain.
- That is terrifying. Yeah.
They genuinely look at an, like a, a, a woman and think "That is an object."
- That is terrifying. Yeah.
So I think this is a case of that.
And a lot of things are a case of that.
This is information that I did not need and is unfortunately very unsurprising. - Yeah.
So not all men, but definitely those ones. - Yeah.
No, they're very right, they're very good.
If you don't speak Japanese the same way as an anime character, then do you even speak Japanese?
It's a good question. It's a very good question.
We all know that Japanese people only exist as cartoons.
- Exactly. That's the only way.
Must have been a really weird experience for you in Tokyo, being surrounded by cartoon characters everywhere you went.
For two years, it was just one big drawing.
You fly into Japan and you walk onto a like, a two dimensional - A 2D space.
Like in cartoons when they cross into different, - Yeah. Yeah.
It's like Inside Out when they go into the,
You're on the plane and it just shrinks into a 2D thing.
- There's like the line, You get off the plane and you start hearing the music in the background,
Little like, sakura petals fly by,
That's exactly how it is.
As soon as you cross into the like wall where the Japanese border is, the plane instantly goes from this to just like,
- Like that, yes.
Everyone is now a cartoon. - Yes. Exactly. Exactly.
Mhm. That's exactly how it is.
Wow. Must of been very cool to live in an anime for two years. - Yes. Very.
This is the worst crime in history.
Who?!?!?
Wh- No.
Imagine listening to like...
Tortoise and the Hare, at like 3x.
- I like that that's your example.
Could you imagine like the,, oh.
That'd be an experience. I kinda - Roller Coaster!?
Noooooo. Roller Coaster by TXT is...
I kinda want to try that.
- At 2x?!? Yeah.
That's not even an option on YouTube, you can only go up to 1.5
They said 3x for long songs. What's a long song?
The way my brain instantly went Stray Kids discography.
- I know!
All Too Well.
- All Too Well at 3x.
Just super tears. They just come out real fast.
- You play the music at 3x? I cry in 3x. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly.
Good. Okay, let's do one more.
No!!!!!!! No!!
That's f_cked up. - That's so messed up.
That's f_cked up. That's f_cked up real bad.
No. - Woooo.
What goes- Why?
I don't- I don't- I'm gonna have to make the argument that I don't think it's worth it.
Yeah.
I'm glad she grew out of it.
Yes, very glad about that one.
Okay! Well.
We've been doing this for longer than I thought we had. We've been here for a while.
- Oh, yes we have. So...
We are going to go film a podcast because we are actually gonna have one next week. - Yes!
-No, we do them every Every week! We have them every week.
We've always had them every week. - Yes. Exactly.
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Guess which "i".
There are two i's in "captain."
No there's not.
There's one "i" in captain.
Where would the second "i" be?
"Ciptin." - Ciptin.
I hope that you've enjoyed the video.
Let me know if you wanna see Cat here more often for more of this.
If you do want to see her again, go look at our podcast, once again. Okay.
I hope that you enjoy the rest of your day.
Stay safe. Keep fighting. I love you.
*Monsters and Fairies by Savannah is playing.*