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i'm sorry but the oscars happened did
you watch it
me neither i mean i kind of watched it
but i also didn't watch that many
nominees this year so i wasn't really
paying that much attention some things
happened some people wore fashion now
we're going to judge it i haven't seen
the red carpet yet until now forgot
there was a red carpet in the first
place because i'm in a very weird state
of mind as of late my mind has just been
blurring things and like reality for
like a good second maybe i need therapy
but maybe this is not the time to
discuss it you know
also will slap crap whatever we'll talk
about later let's just get into this
fashion will smith okay let's talk about
it girl let's talk about it so what was
why did boom for what
bobby were like wow but i'm like girl
i've been friends for decades i don't
think it was that deep i think it was
just something stupid now people want to
make it a big thing because people love
[ __ ] talking celebrities you know for no
reason these people have given us some
cool content from time to time if they
want to slap each other at award shows
let them
do it
girl i don't know what i'm saying but
it's just a two so like congrats on
being a man also on your first oscars
like congrats on that nobody's talking
about that though everyone's talking
about everyone's acting like it's just a
scandalous thing which makes you feel
like a lot of people didn't grow up
watching the bad girls club which is
like for them you know like great for
them doesn't even faze me when it
happens on my television anymore girl
that slap happened and i just kept on
sending my wine i didn't even think
about it until i saw it on twitter and i
was like i still think it was a
publicity site go make an entire youtube
video about it and make views [ __ ] it's
all the plans she knows what he's doing
that youtube money coming clutch when
you get those views real quick trying to
fall into those algorithms trying to be
number one on trending girls who knows
the game he's been watching too much
jake paul
say the pink and smith yes go off squad
okay girl or hunty t house down boot
mama purp i like it girls giving me like
the wiz not the wizard of oz honey not
the words of the vine not that outdated
[ __ ] uh-uh give me something with some
flavor talk about the one with that you
can't win
it
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why am i holding on to this i'm through
green wavy man like i feel like if she
were to pick up her skirt and just like
ruffle it around i'll get dizzy [ __ ] go
ahead will i'll trap him you slap him
girl that slap was a fake pizza neon go
weighing down in history as one of the
most beautiful women in the entire
universe what what what i'm gay but girl
this is weird but i love it like it
looks like it was made from michael at
the same time girl that's fashion okay
rupaul like this looks like a dress that
my great grandmother has worn but you
know girl that just makes it
vintage
and that hair girl that hairs what he's
saying oh homie
allegedly allegedly regina hall it's
cute christian stewart
girl stop flirting with me girl girl
stop girl
you know we don't even swing each
other's way what you doing why are you
here i don't know what's up you want to
make out christy
my gosh wow
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is it comfortable wearing shorts that
short let's ask that question cause girl
you look cold okay i know yesterday was
not hot it was not hot in l.a yesterday
girl it's pouring rain today that means
it's flooding everywhere [ __ ] l.a was
not built for rain are shorts even
allowed to the oscars are they allowed
to the oscars isn't there like a dress
code i don't know girl i don't know
[ __ ] girl we went through so much she
become butt ass negative she wanted to
go ahead for yourself be the nip
girlfriend at the oscars hashtag for the
nip at the oscars hashtag christian
stewart show us your nipples
never mind let's move on for garner
is that a song that's a song i know for
a fact i didn't just like randomly come
up with that melody and [ __ ] in my head
that has to be i'm just like so cultured
that sometimes i just can't even keep
track of it penelope cruz you know what
whenever i see her i always think of
pirates of the caribbean and
this dress isn't helping it's also been
other stuff like i've seen her in other
stuff the first time in my life i ever
registered her name as a young little
toddler when she was in prior to the
caribbean foreign knightly and i was
like where the [ __ ] is karen knightley
what where's keira knightley haven't
cared nightly did we kill her what's
going on what's going on it's kind of
cute you know we love a bow a scarf a
bow a scarf
we love things just dangling off our
necks sometimes mila kunis go ahead seat
belt i'm sorry cute i just don't know
what's happening in certain parts of a
certain part of it okay that certain
parts also hip k hip capes are back
we're bringing back
and that came from the bottom of my
heart taking me stallion of course girl
of course you'll go to the oscars why
the [ __ ] where were you in oh yeah she
rapped during the we don't talk about
bruno performance i was like okay we get
it don't talk about bruno you've been
hearing that all over the place and then
they did not win they brought out megan
the stallion and then did not win
neither to beyonce either so girl it was
just racism we're going to declare that
now
we decided just decided we put out our
two best front liners and y'all denied
them both um that's what's wrong with
the system our car is being declined but
there's money in the bank i swear this
dress cute as hell this dress cute as
hell we love a butterfly on like what
are the legs doing what is happening on
the legs i don't know but it's chaos not
camp i just
i just really like her
but no it's cute it's cute
just a lot happening like a lot is going
on like i feel like was that an accident
did it just get randomly picked up or
it's just always like that like is it
that stiff girl it looks like it's
scratchy like owl bill murray is there
congratulations jake
also showed up and it looks like he
showered so that's great
congrats rachel zegler there we go girl
she was like give me my [ __ ] seat
[ __ ] and they were like yes mommy
goddess baby wonder please come sit down
on us she came girls
in a dress it's a dress that that's
that's all that's important i like it
it's like kind of see-through kind of
nice i was like ooh secrets you look
skinnier than a toothpick girl i'm not
jealous i'm not jealous i'm not jealous
of [ __ ] you and also we love a cute
necklace moment she said mama hunty what
girl i don't know girl
girl i don't know serena williams
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i don't like it girl i don't like it
girl why the gloves i mean like covered
yeah like covered is still here but girl
those gloves are weird they're asleep
like falling down awkwardly girl i don't
know what's happening girlish
we love a ruffled fitted sheet moment
okay she looks like a good puff of smoke
something's on fire and she rolls out of
that she came here to murder and then
fly away you know she got lost at the
fabric store and then got twisted in it
and then just walked out of that
remember in my life how i seen a train
on the front of a dress camp girl camp
we love you love shower curtains my head
looks like it disappeared
i mean it's cute but like that's it zoey
kravitz oh girl
i mean this dress is very basic but girl
you're beautiful i haven't even seen
batman yet and i already know girl i
already know i'm gonna be all about it
cause i love you like come on bridal
shower pig come on oh it's a girl you
know what i mean meow meow puss push
[ __ ] [ __ ] push push push push bow no
but i don't know what to say i'm just
gonna get gay
put that on a shirt let's go chastain
flying hype through the sky
girl come through
come through out of your way
you know what i mean like this princess
this magical as hell with little fluffs
at the end it's like a birthday hat gone
right girl this is a nice ass color i
also like need to watch more movies that
you're in i'm sorry that i have not been
supporting you i wish you the best in
life
all that delicious red looking like a
gumdrop okay
and she even got some elbow capes see
i'm telling you putting capes in the
weird places it's the new style right
now next red carpet i'm gonna wear a
pelvis cape watch me i have a train in
the front always tripping
is shirtless
at the oscars boy you said the vmas this
is the oscars you can't do that can you
do that
dress code i swear of the dress codes
that's where men had to dress boring
like that was like the thing you said
[ __ ] i ain't nominated that much and we
ain't [ __ ] winning i'm dressing for
the after party now i ain't waiting girl
i'm going to weho after this gays love
my twink look at that i'm gonna get some
free drinks i mean it's timothy shouting
i think he gets free drinks anywhere you
know he can just like be gay once you
know he can like try it with me
tonight hallie and chloe
she's not wearing panties
i don't think they're there nein never
wearing panties
girl those dresses better be steam
pressed and washed pristine i don't know
why y'all not me with those rented ass
suits [ __ ] i'm gonna cover this [ __ ] up
you know a lot of people's red carpet
dresses they don't actually own so we
don't know how many hands could have
been all the bone down that [ __ ] better
been beam washed like four times before
i run my coochie through it that's all
i'm gonna say that's all i'm gonna say
and it probably was y'all a-listers now
can afford it y'all look real cute love
that hallie's making her
oscar's appearance you know the year
before she dominated girl you know she
about to get like two nominations at
least she bought the rock sub original
song on that new little mermaid they're
gonna give her everything she deserves
okay and then chloe's just there
flossing christian
looking like she absorbed the carpet's
energy and it's now swirling all across
her dress and she's ready to release it
at the paparazzi in revenge of all the
times they snubbed her
true story i was there it was very
bloody karen kardashian and travis
barker let's move on page a suit
which you are allowed to wear you better
let them know you better know amy
schumer
girl why is the bow drawn on
that's part of the dress that was secret
designed onto the dress okay okay she
hosts she just hosted it she walked on
that carpet like girl i don't give a
[ __ ] that check cleared and go ahead
[ __ ] hunty house down boom jamie lee
curtis let's keep going i do not want to
look at that we are going to move on
down to vanessa hudgens
we love an oil spill vancouver looking
expensive
lee placed in a bed bath and beyond girl
that's a down blanket who is the wesley
snipes boy boy boy
boy boy what the [ __ ] and then who would
be nice who
boy
look at that this fabric is making me
dizzy and that hat is a weapon i don't
care what y'all say that is a weapon
girl you can throw it and kill somebody
it's called kidman i feel like you've
won this before so like work okay love a
cloud that's raining
legs
okay pick up lordy
i mean you're just wearing a plain ass
too but i just want to say your name out
loud you can slap me and put that gun in
my face zenday yeah
she can wear anything she wants she can
come out in a [ __ ] monkey sock and
we'd be like girl that's fashion she
made a statement this is like a cut up
white t-shirt from jc penney joanne
fabric silver dirt and the [ __ ] still
looks expensive as hell i can't afford
it how does zendaya feel let's think
about how does zendaya feel beings in
there like when you are zendaya how do
you wake up in the morning and like not
feel that you know what i mean the same
can be applied to a lot of people okay i
have a list but like specifically
zendaya you're telling me you wake up in
the morning and you don't think like hey
i was in kidzbop
like you can't tell me you don't think
about that every day if i was in kids
bob i would that that's like my main
story arc okay if i was singing you
change your mind like a girl change his
clothes that would be my entire life
that'll be my motto girl anyway she
looks cute okay penis williams with the
boob window
i'm going past this window to see some
boobs
um
i don't know tiffany haddish
looking like a person and then finally
wanda sykes
and that was wanda sykes
girl tan of those pants i'm done i'm
done i'm done done over it i'm over here
let's see that slap one more time okay
great now i'm done i'm over it
okay what are we learning today kids um
what the [ __ ] was that billy eilish okay
what the [ __ ] was that i'm sorry i'm
sorry that was probably the weirdest one
to me that was probably the weirdest one
i'm going to have to say the best one
was probably megan the stallion but i
might be buying and also the best male
timothy chalamet and if he ever wants to
bottom
now let me try to act like i'm a dom
daddy girl let me calm down shout out to
zumi's the store and pumpkin squid for
retweeting my last video on twitter
comment down below who was your favorite
on the oscar red carpet did you watch
the oscars if you didn't watch the
oscars what was your favorite movie of
2021 2021 yeah 22 that was that's the
year that just passed anyways i'm gonna
go thank you guys so much for watching
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