- McDreamy, McSteamy, McRib.
Today I wanna do something different
and I wanna have some fun by taking a quiz to find out
which Grey's Anatomy character am I?
Bewoop.
What would I name myself?
If I like, the McDreamy or McSteamy.
I would be a McDorky.
I like McDorky.
Question number one.
Bum-bum-bum-bum
Describe your perfect date.
Hm, a hike on a beautiful trail.
That is a nice date.
'Cause it's like beautiful, your partner's beautiful.
The day is beautiful, moment is beautiful.
Skip the date, let's go back to my place.
Ooh, that's a little McSteamy for me.
The Natural History of Museum.
Okay, I like that, I like that.
Dating, who has time for that?
No, I think dating is important and I enjoy it.
A romantic candle at dinner for two.
That's really nice.
The operating gallery to watch a cutting edge procedure.
Definitely not, leave the work at home.
Dinner and a movie at home.
I like that, but I don't think it's the perfect date.
I think if you really like the person
if you really love that person
it's either a romantic candlelit dinner for two
or a hike on a beautiful trail.
I'm going to say a hike on a beautiful trail
just 'cause it has the word beautiful in it.
You're faced with a super stressful situation.
How do you deal with it?
I stay as positive as I can.
Have a total breakdown.
Cool as a cucumber.
I become a total (peewop)
and lash out at everyone that comes near me.
My attitude stays the same.
Psh, stress is no biggie, bruh.
I think during stressful situations
I become more empathetic and more understanding.
Like it it takes me to a higher level
of consciousness almost.
I think I'm going to go cool as a cucumber.
I think I just try and stay calm under pressure.
Even when bad things are happening.
Oh, actually I have a crazy patient situation
and I, it's a bad example cause I wasn't
as cool as a cucumber.
I had a patient who I was giving an injection
for some arthritis in the shoulder and I said, you know,
"How are you with needles?
"Any problems?
"Any pain?"
"Nah, no biggie.
"I've had this.
"I've had that.
"Just go ahead and give me the injection."
"Okay."
Give the injection, generally it's not a painful one.
So I give it no problem.
Give it, sit down,
writing a few things on the computer, finalizing my orders.
And then he passes out and I'm like,
"Oh my God, sir, are you okay?"
I try and revive him and like wake him up.
And he's not there.
I feel for a pulse.
The pulse is weak and like thready.
Like I can barely feel it.
I right away tell my team to call 911, get the squad.
I'm trying to revive him, 30 seconds later
he wakes up and he's like, "What's going on?"
And I'm like, "Sir, you just passed out on me.
"What I was about to start doing chest compressions on you."
Luckily I felt somewhat of a pulse and he's like, "Really?
"I think I'm fine.
"I didn't feel anything."
What he had was a Vasovagal Reaction where he actually,
from the fear of the needle
or just seeing the needle go inside,
he passed out temporarily lost blood flow to the brain
and then came to it.
We observed them for another hour.
Did some EKGs and he was fine.
Didn't stay cool as a cucumber.
I think I did the right things
but I was panicking on the inside.
What's your worst fear?
I think I know that one and it's not spiders.
No, no, don't do it no.
Losing the ones I love most.
Mediocracy, letting my family down,
failure, flying, ending up like my parents.
Oh my God that's mean.
I have no fear of ending up like my parents.
They've done amazing things in their lives.
I think if I become what my father is
I think that's amazing.
He's come to another country, brought his kids there
learned a new language, went through medical school
a second time residency a second time.
The amount of commitment you have to do to do that
and to overcome the stresses that come with it.
I mean, I hope I'm that resilient.
Losing the ones I love most.
That's definitely something that would devastate me
but it's not something that is my fear.
I think really it's letting my family down,
specifically my father.
I mean like my mom passed away.
So it's only my dad now.
But I think the reason why is I feel he sacrificed so much
to come here and do everything that he did.
He looks at me and he feels happiness
and fulfillment because then his struggles were worth it.
And if I feel I failed him, then I didn't do right by him.
So that that's the one for me.
What's Grey's without an occasional hookup?
Where would you sneak away with a coworker of your choice?
See, this is the unrealistic part of Grey's.
I don't feel like there's that much hooking up
in the hospital when I was there,
and it still doesn't happen.
A hotel room, an on-call room.
Your place, my place, the supply closet, a nice bath.
Pretty much anywhere, an unused hospital bed.
Um, no thank you.
I'm going to say um, no thank you.
And it's not because I don't enjoy that.
It's because I don't think we should do it with employees.
I don't know.
I'm not, I'm not trying to be judgmental.
If you find a fellow colleague of yours interesting
or attractive, by all means just don't do it
in an unused hospital bed.
Honorable mention is my place, my place.
Bear, Bear's gonna be there.
Bear, come up.
Bear you think it's gonna be fun, right?
Come on Bears.
Oh, hi.
It's weird that I brought Bear up
when we're talking about hooking up with a coworker.
The thing that keeps me most sane in life, Bear, is friends,
love, work, hope, success, happiness, approval
faith and knowledge.
Bear you're not an option on this test.
Ahh.
You're a big dog, but you're really kind.
Yeah, no you're kind.
I love you.
All right, so what keeps me most sane?
I want to say love, but like I don't have
I don't have that much love in my life.
It sounds so sad.
(cricket noises)
Knowledge.
The answer is knowledge.
Why didn't I think of that before?
Whenever I'm confused.
Whenever I'm worried, I try and fall back
on the thing that is factual and that's knowledge.
Even if I don't have it, I seek it.
Knowledge, final answer.
You're at a party.
Which scenario are you most likely in?
Drunk and shouting at strangers, definitely not.
On the dance floor.
I like to get on the dance floor first and get, guess what?
Not because I'm a good dancer.
In fact, awful dancer.
But that's what makes it fun.
You go on there.
You try hard.
You're enthusiastically bad.
You do a little bit of this.
You do a little bit of that.
Do a little bit of dice thing
and everybody's having a good time.
You're laughing.
No one leaves and says Mike's an awful dancer.
I don't know if it's 'cause they feel bad.
They're like, "Oh, that was fun, Mike.
"We had a great time."
No one thinks about my talent level of dancing.
First person dancing at weddings,
by the way there's a video of me
and Kelly Pickler on her show where she
taught me how to salsa.
It's the most embarrassing clip ever.
Why are they so ahead of us?
(crowd clapping)
Which human body part would you want to study the most?
Bones, the brain, the heart
the skin, baby hearts, the immune system.
Baby hearts sound funny.
Okay, so basically do I want to be an orthopedist,
neurologist, cardiologist, dermatologist
pediatric cardiologist or immunologist?
Probably an orthopedist.
I like working with bones.
If your coworkers were to describe you in one word
what would they say?
Dark, charming, sexy, funny, sweet, sarcastic, shy,
confident or smart?
Charming?
Maybe some people would say that.
Sexy, I don't know.
I'm not going to call myself sexy.
Although People Magazine, you know, they did their thing.
Funny.
I think I'm funny.
I'm like corny funny.
I say things that you're like,
"Wow did you really just say that?"
But that's really making them laugh on the inside.
Sweet, I do think I'm sweet.
Not as much as sugar, not going to cause diabetes.
Hashtag dad joke.
See.
I knew I could make you laugh.
You're probably like that was horrible.
But inside you were laughing.
'Cause it was horrible.
I think most people would probably say
either funny or charming.
Let's go with funny.
Playing beer pong, maybe when I was a kid.
Peer pressuring everyone to drink as much as you have.
What's a party?
I have index cards I need to memorize.
No, that's not me I like to enjoy myself.
Being the Party Mom, cleaning up,
making sure everyone's drinking water and eating snacks.
Actually the drinking water thing is me.
I would always tell people, stay hydrated,
stay hydrated, stay hydrated.
Judging people from the corner.
Nah that's not my style.
Playing bouncer and kicking out people who weren't invited.
Definitely not.
On the hunt for a hottie.
I mean, if I was single maybe.
Is there anything wrong with that?
No.
I'm gonna say on a dance floor, yeah.
Kelly Pickler would be proud.
You witness your friend breaking the law.
What do you do?
Report it right away.
Who cares?
It's none of my business.
Confront them about it and try and convince them
to turn themselves in.
High five, congratulate them on not getting caught.
First of all, the last one's a weird choice.
Okay, I'm gonna treat this not as like a typical crime,
I'm gonna treat this as a medical crime.
Like if I witnessed one of my friends
committing malpractice.
Who cares?
It's none of my business.
It's my business.
(Mike sighs)
It would probably be a combination
'cause I would definitely confront them about it.
And I'm not gonna go with choice A simply
because I don't think I would report it right away.
I am one of those individuals
I like to talk it out with people
even if they're the ones committing the crime.
So I would go and confront them about it for sure.
And I would convince them to not commit the crime
or if they are and they've already done it,
to turn themselves in.
I'm going C, final answer.
I am,
(drum roll)
Jackson Avery.
That's a handsome fella.
I don't know who he is, but this is one handsome fella.
(ping)
Familiar with the term legacy?
A reputation precedes you
and you fought to be your own person for a long time.
You've proved naysayers wrong, truth,
and shown that you are independent and intelligent
all on your own, truth.
I guess I'm Jackson Avery.
I was kind of hyped to get McDreamy considering.
that's what like Cosmo dubbed me.
All right, I'm officially visiting the Jackson Avery
Grey's Anatomy Universe Wiki fandom.
He has aliases.
Pretty boy, Mr. Green Eyes.
I do have green eyes
and that's the rarest eye color.
By the way, I don't know.
Why is it the camera?
Is it the background?
So many comments of people saying that I have blue eyes.
I do not have blue eyes.
Green with a little yellow mixed in.
Doctor Dr. Fancypants.
I'd go with Dr. Fancypants.
He's an M.D.
I'm a D.O.
He has an ex-wife.
He has parents.
Oh, he's the head of plastic surgery.
And he does ENT, okay.
Let's check out the Wikipedia on my man Jackson Avery.
The character's profile on official ABC website
describes Avery as hardworking, driven, observant and eager.
I think those match my qualities.
However, at times, Avery can be too confident,
overly competitive and very stubborn.
Fair, I don't know too confident
but definitely overly competitive and stubborn.
Williams revealed to Essence.com
that his character is very ambitious.
He doesn't take sides or deal with any drama.
He's there to work and not really to get involved
in the pettiness, I like that.
They described Jackson as having a sense of entitlement
while Williams describes Jackson's demeanor as swagger.
I don't think I have any of those things.
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