- You hear that?
(clicking)
Everything's clicking.
What's up Cosmo?
I'm G-Eazy, and we're doing an expensive taste test.
As I understand it,
they're going to put two things in front of me
and I'm going to have to tell you
if I think they're expensive or they're cheap.
I address you today, to let you know
that I have very expensive taste
and I pride myself on that kind of taste.
And I bet you, I can pass a blind taste test
of Coke and Pepsi and ultra Coke,
which is the luxury brand version.
But then again, I mean,
I eat almost a Top Ramen a day.
I mean, so there's a juxtaposition.
It's sometimes polarizing that I'll be wearing,
you know, $3,000 leather pants,
eating a 99 cent Top Ramen for lunch.
(exhales)
Bring it on.
I know my stuff when it comes to skincare.
One of these is going to be Neutrogena.
Oh wow, it feels a little hmm, oh yeah its cheap.
Its looking like ASAP, right?
Yeah that's expensive right there.
As if, I know my stuff.
Not bad.
Well, they both taste like whiskey.
So I'll start there.
Maybe I need a little more.
There's a finish,
it's very exquisite to the pallet.
I think this is the expensive one.
I think so.
You hear that?
Everything's clicking.
(clicking sound)
Rose flavored lollipops. Wow.
This is my first encounter with rose flavored lollipops.
I mean, I am a sour candy aficionado,
not as much of a lollipop aficionado, but okay.
What do we have here?
Is it looks like there's things
inside the lollipop.
And then this one looks like
it has things inside it too.
I mean, hmm.
This one just looks more expensive.
One way to find out.
(lollipop crunching)
Tasting kind of cheap.
More expensive.
3 and 0 baby.
Here we have pomades,
both not water-based pomade,
but they're either like a clay
or like a putty kind of thing.
So, no scent.
No scent either.
Hey man.
Nope, Nope, Nope. That's not it.
Yeah, this the expensive.
Don't play with me.
I use to drills essentials.
You too can have a slip bang.
Objectively speaking,
Categorically, I'm doing pretty well.
Four of those, good mark, huh?
We have some Cheetos in front of us.
That is cheap, these are expensive.
Very well acquainted with hot Cheetos,
we call them hot chips in Vay.
These look like fancy Cheetos, nice.
That is well versed
and I've never met those before so.
I'm going to go ahead and say those are cheap ones.
They look exotic.
I can't go from cheap lollipop to hot Cheetos,
for my palette.
I have another baby.
I'm a water sommelier.
I know my waters, man.
Don't try me with that Dasani.
I need Fiji or better.
If my ice cubes in my water are not made of Fiji,
then send it back.
PH looks wrong on that one.
Alkaline stuff.
See here we have crystal clear.
This is like Essentia or like Smart Water.
Yeah, I taste notes of electrolytes.
This one, let me see.
Oh yeah. This tastes like purified water,
like Aquafina or Dasani.
I'm saying that this one is more expensive.
You can't keep the kid down, oh man.
Those are night and day.
Oh wow.
Hmm.
Shucks, you might have me stumped here.
Okay, I'm just going to throw this out there.
More expensive, cheaper.
More expensive.
More expensive, my first answer.
More expensive, I knew it, I knew it.
Always trust my instincts.
Hello?
Yay.
Yeah. And I mean.
Yeah, this is cheap.
This is my final answer.
This is the expensive microphone,
you can tell by the weight.
And you can tell by its flashing lights,
that is a cheap trick.
8 and 0 baby.
It comes with a beat.
Okay. what are these? Lipstick.
I mean, I'm just looking at color first and foremost.
This color is so much more striking
and complex and beautifully exquisite, you know.
This color is a bit bland, flaky, sort of cheap.
This one looks like me.
Ever seen who framed Roger rabbit?
This looks like, yes.
I would say this is more expensive.
I was Right?
(clicking)
Ladies and gentlemen,
that's how you have expensive taste.
I'm G-Eazy, 9 and 0 baby,
somebody try to come beat my record.
It's not going to happen.
- Yes. Are you kidding me? I got all of them right?
- Healthier equals more expensive.
- Yeah.
- X is expensive.
Well this has been a great game.
- This is definitely more expensive.
Definitely. I know that for a fact.
- That tastes like it might not even be from a lemon.
I vote this one. Yay.
- Look at this. What's the answer.
Yes. Next time we got to end it on the dough.
Please accept to out now.
Lifestyle Cosmo, thank you guys
(upbeat music)