Joseph Gordon-Levitt's diary, January 2014. I'm directing a television show called hit record on TV.
Now for the second episode we're going fantasy. I need a song. Oh! I know just the songwriter to call.
Hey, Schmoyoho I need you to write me something fantastic.
I already did let's put Tony Danza in it. Of course, and let's add a chorus line from the audience
Yes, and fire-breathing. Actually let's put on this phone call too, there's someone filming me right now. Yeah, I know me too.
Hey, look what I just got in the mail. It's a tax refund isn't that fantastic? Oh that's not fantastic.
I just saw a dragon on third Avenue. Now that's fantastic.
Wow, that really is. That's what I like about this world never a dull moment.
Why should some days remain mundane? the world outside is far from plain. Don't complain.
Whatever you set your mind to. That's exactly what you can do.
When you ride a unicorn to the store cause you're bored. Right, or go to court to divorce a tiny dwarf. Oh it's fantastic!
And possible to rationally grasp it.
When you float to a place, 'cause you don't wanna walk. Take a boat into space because you don't want to talk. Oh, it's fantastic.
Enough to make you wanna do a backflip.
You ready? Okay! Go ahead.
That's fantastic. Oh no no that's not fantastic, that's real life.Right right. You see that?
Some people do say: we're talkin' make-believe.
make believe
But thankfully. We change surprise when we fly to a Magic Bakery.
And chocolate mousse! wash it down with our shoes.
When your cat grows wings and your dog starts to sing, cause you kissed the French queen in your new time machine. Oh, it's fantastic.
the distance from reality is drastic.
When the floor in the road is 20 feet tall, so you do use it to masticate a giant meatball. Oh, it's fantastic.
So absolutely terribly gastric. Some people do say we're just daydreaming.
We're just daydreaming
They start believing
When you demonstrate our powers a' fire-breathing, purple smoke, bright red flames, colors that will entertain!
Disintegrates a moose! bring it back with orange juice.
That is fantastic. Yes, sir. It was. Yeah!
Hey, Joe. Yeah? I thought this was interactive where's these other people, the other dancers? Oh, you're right!
Hey, bring out the dancers, please bring them out. There they are let's hear it for them ladies and gentlemen.
You guys make a good-looking chorus line. Lovely group. All right you ready, everybody knows it right? [yeah] Okay here We go, ready?
[A] Five six seven eight.
When you keep on dancing as a show never ends. And the entire universe eventually attends.
It's fantastic, absolutely intergalactic!
Literally. Not figuratively. Not fictionally. Ridiculously!
Fantastic! No getting past it. There's no pleasure that'll ever outlast it. It's fantastic!
Pass the orange juice!
At the end listening to the whole show.
I already did, a whole first episodes already on hit record channel way ahead of you my friend, I put a link to that in the corner
I already know you did that, and let's add a dancing banana right in the middle because... well for no reason really.
Wow, that's a good idea.