Jamie, what does your tat mean?
Amore fati means, love your fate.
Ooh, Keith has already decided to have, I--
[laughing]
You couldn't even get it out right.
She still can't like, get it out without laughing.
Or maybe an iris flower with the I-R-I-S.
Boom.
[laughs]
I want Matt to get an amber rock with--
Ooh.
--with like, my face--
Well, what about the forehead?
What about forehead?
--in the rock.
Oh, there you go.
I want it on his hand, so when--
Above my eyebrow.
--when ladies like, see, like, they'll just--
it'll be on his hand, so when he like,
goes out to like, shake hands, they'll be like, who's that?
And he's like, my wife.
Oh.
You know.
I see what she's doing here.
OK.
I like that.
I want the couples retreat to be
a chill, fun weekend, no drama.
I like hanging out with the other couples.
They're such a good time.
And I'm really hoping that being around them
and spending more quality time with Matt
will help grow our relationship, because I deserve
more than he's giving me.
Good night, guys.
Goodnight, goodnight.
See you guys in the morning.
See y'all later.
Goodnight.
You ready to go to sleep?
Goodnight, babe.
Goodnight.
I love you.
Oh, my god.
The spider.
Ah!
Ah, stop yelling.
[screaming]
Whoa.
Oh, my god.
[inaudible]
[screams]
Hey, guys.
I have a question.
Did anybody hear that really weird scream last night?
So here's some background, guys.
Me and Keith were downstairs, and there's
a huge spider on the fireplace.
Y'all, that spider was as big as my palm.
No lie.
Oh, yeah.
I saw it yesterday.
I couldn't kill it.
I don't kill animals.
So--
Beth, hold up.
Hold up.
You could've warned a sister.
Come on now.
It wasn't poisonous.
It doesn't matter.
You know how big it was?
It wasn't crawling into like, our bathroom or--
It was all leg, too, girl.
Just like you, all leg.
All legs.
Nothing but legs.
See, Beth, you could've at least told us about that.
That's why y'all are upstairs.
That's exactly why y'all didn't go downstairs.
Yup, yup, yup.
Now we know.
Really?
Beth, just give me warning.
That's all I ask for.
Iris, do you want a shot?
Of Keith's tequila?
Nope.
I'm not drinking it.
First of all, I haven't eaten yet.
So I can't take that on an empty stomach.
I'm too-- I don't have enough body mass for that.
I don't think anybody's eaten yet.
I'm not here for a long time.
I'm just here for a good time, y'all.
I don't have nothing on my stomach.
What if I throw up?
Peer pressure.
We're done.
No, Keith.
You need that push sometimes.
Or what?
Got to have a little push.
I don't take in to peer pressure.
I do what I want.
Iris needs to chill out and just have fun.
Keith and Iris right now are really hard to read together.
They make it look like they're happy,
but I'm trying to guess if they really are or not.
Because their words say one thing, but their body language
is saying another.
Iris, you forgot your shot.
Nuh-uh.
I didn't forget it.
It's OK.
I am the party.
I don't need to drink to have fun.
Oh, Iris.
I love alcohol.
We should have like, a little bracelet
where you have to carry it around all day
until you finish it.
You know, they do have bracelet flasks.
I saw that.
And purse.
So you can put a whole wine bottle and it lines your purse.
- That's what I need in my life. - Mm-hmm.
My dad would just carry the flask.
Like, my brother--
Zero flask.
My brother was pulling out the flask at my wedding,
like, in the front row.
Just no shame.
Just doesn't even care.
No shame.
I love it.
This is delicious, by the way, Jamie.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
So, Matt, how's everything going with y'all?
It's been quite a journey.
Can you elaborate?
[laughs] I've definitely felt kind of pressure from all
different angles and tried not to let it take away from
what's going on between us.
But I've struggled with that at times,
definitely struggled with that.
And I like to take the time to think, how can I articulate
what I want to say in the best way that's going to produce
the most positive result?
- Effective communication. - You know?
Yeah.
And like, that takes time for me.
Yeah, I'm with you on that.
Yes.
You have to like, dig deep constantly.
Not only do you have to say how you feel,
first you got to figure out how--
How you feel in general, right.
It gets stressful, man.
It gets stressful.
I feel like I'm in like, constant like, mind--
[bleep]
For lack of better words, yes.