[SOUND]
>> Cyclops: Colossus.
>> Sinister: [LAUGH] It's no use X-Men.
After I hit you all with my genetic mutation cleansing ray
your mutant genes will be vaporized, leaving you powerless humans.
>> Cyclops: We'd never let that happen, Sinister.
We're perfectly fine being freaks and monsters.
Right, Beast?
>> [NOISE]
>> Oh Hank, it's a good thing you're not covered in stinky matted blue fur,
I'd totally not date you.
[LAUGH] >> Speaker 4: Yeah, if that were so,
you'd be a monster that hated yourself completely.
>> Beast: [LAUGH] Indubitably, and
I thought I told you to call me Hanky Panky from now on.
[SOUND] Oh no, look out, Scott.
Now you'd best not attempt to fire your dreadful live a normal life ray at me.
Even though I am too weak to defend myself.
>> Sinister: I'm afraid your pleas fall on deaf ears my friend.
Say farewell to life as a mutant.
Goodbye litterbox, hello men's room.
>> Ice man: Don't worry dude, I've got your back.
[MUSIC]
Ice man saves the day again.
[SOUND] Ugh, did it just get a different kinda cold?
[MUSIC]
>> Beast: It appears that all traces of the mutant gene have been neutralized
within your body.
You now lack any super human abilities, and blah, blah, blah, good for you.
>> Ice man: That's just great.
This is just my luck.
What am I supposed to do now?
I mean, who would want to live without our awesome mutant powers?
>> Speaker 3: Oh Hanky Panky [LAUGH].
>> Ice man: Well, I'm not gonna let this effect my identity as a hero.
I may not be able to manipulate ice anymore, but Robert Drake still has
talents and abilities that he didn't get by being a mutant.
>> [MUSIC]
>> Interviewer: Mm-hm.
Well, I'm afraid this is the only position I feel you are qualified for.
I suggest you accept it.
>> [MUSIC]
>> Speaker 8: And so I say, if I weren't running late for Raggata,
I'd take you down to squash court myself.
[LAUGH] Oh bother, my drink's gone warm.
Oh, Ice Boy.
>> Ice man: [SOUND] Crushed or cube, ma’am.
[SOUND]
>> T.V. Reporter: Snow storms continue to delay the
>> T.V. Reporter 2: Everything's better with ice.
Ice cold.
>> T.V. Reporter 3: Let's make a snowman.
Yay.
>> T.V. Reporter 4: Yeah, cool things are awesome.
>> T.V. Reporter 5: Lots of our online polls show that our now-powerless
Bobby Man-Man Drake is America's least popular mutant superhero.
Cyper came in a distant second.
>> T.V. Reporter 6: How do you deal with your immense popularity?
>> Speaker 15: I'm not as popular as a talk-show host.
Everybody loves talk-show hosts, right?
>> Ice man: That's it, I can be a talk show host.
That'll give my life purpose again.
It worked for Tyra. [MUSIC]
All righty now, I asked some friends of mine to act as stand in guests, so
we're going to have some mock interviews.
Just act natural and we'll let you know afterwards how we think you did.
All right?
>> Bullseye: Natural.
Got it.
>> Ice man: Here she is.
Now Elektra, you recently returned from a long vacation in outer space.
What was that all-
>> Bullseye: [SOUND]
>> Cyclops: Funny story, I've always loved visiting the Savage Land.
Because as a kid I actually wanted to grow up and be a paleontologist.
>> Charles Xavier: No you didn't Scott, you wanted to be [SOUND] a ballerina.
>> Cyclops: Ballet dancer, not a ballerina.
There are lots of male ballet dancers.
It's a totally normal goal for a young boy.
>> Charles Xavier: Scott, I was simply.
>> Cyclops: What about Barry Shynikov?
>> Charles Xavier: Baryshnikov?
>> Cyclops: Just shut your bald head.
>> Ice man: [LAUGH] And hey,
how about Brangelina adopting that Latverian orphan?
Crazy, huh?
What do you think about that, Nodak?
>> Nodak: Heh, well that's, [LAUGH] well, [SOUND].
Oh I am so sorry.
I'm just very nervous,
>> Ice man: Hey, there there.
It's not the end of the world.
It's just the end of your audition, get out of here.
This is not working out, finding a sidekick is more difficult than I thought.
[SOUND] >> Beast: Oh, there you are Bobby,
I was just in the neighborhood and
thought you might be interested in this little project I've been working on.
It's a sentinel reprogrammed to simulate emotions, and introduce short videos.
>> Reprogrammed Sentinel: Halt, mutant, prepare for, [SOUND].
Does this need a setup?
>> Ice man: Wow, I could really use something like this.
>> Beast: Well, then he's all yours.
[LAUGH]
>> Ice man: Thanks, fur ball.
[MUSIC]
Frank, this blood pudding is delicious.
What's your secret? >> Frank: I'll tell you later.
Right now my assistant here is going to show you how to correctly mix the cake
batter, aren't you?
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
You mix that cake batter.
You mix it real slow.
[MUSIC]
>> Young Avenger: Look, just because we're the Young Avengers,
doesn't mean we're a bunch of kids.
We're legitimate crime fighters.
>> Ice man: Uh-huh.
And this dolly crime or action figure crime?
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Ice man: Welcome everyone.
We have an amazing 100th show lined up for you tonight.
I'm ready.
Are you guys ready?
>> Crowd: [APPLAUSE]
>> Reprogrammed Sentinel: It's been a great 99 shows so far,
but I think we're ready to outdo ourselves tonight.
>> Beast: In the words of Shakespeare, let the great axe fall.
>> Reprogrammed Sentinel: Operation spoil the party initiated.
[SOUND] Aah!.
>> Beast: Ah, the irony, eh Robert?
If you still had your ice powers you may have prevented this disaster.
I guess it's back to the unemployment office for you.
>> Speaker 3: Aw, it's okay Bobby, we still love you.
>> Beast: What?
But he's lost his studio.
>> Speaker 4: So what?
He's still cute and famous.
>> Speaker 3: Who's this?
Your dog?
>> Beast: What?
I hold five doctorates.
>> Speaker 4: Sure you do, Blue's Clues.
Don't forget your flea collar now.
>> Beast: But Confucius once said, everything has its beauty, but
not everyone sees it.
>> Speaker 3: [LAUGH] Confucius?
[LAUGH]
[MUSIC]
Marvel, your universe.