[Dog] "Awwwwww"
[Dog] "Yeah, that's so nice"
[Dog] "I carry a lot of tension in my shoulders"
[Dog] 'As a protective French Bulldog"
[Dog] "I do!"
[Dog] "I do"
[Dog] "Oh! Hey everyone!"
[Dog] "Welcome to Animals Relaxing Part 7"
[Dog] "Prepare to enjoy-"
[Dog] "The cross-eyed bliss that I'm experiencing right now"
[Dog] "Simply by watching a range"
[Dog] "Of furry friends"
[Dog] "Relaxing"
[Bear] "How ya goin' up there?"
[Bear] "Alright?"
[Bear] " 3, 2, 1"
[Bear] "Splashdown!"
[Bear] "Destination"
[Bear] "Refreshed"
[Bear] 'Nothing better than chillaxing in my own private pool all summer"
[Bear] "Actually it's a little bit cold"
[Bear] "I'm gonna head to the bar"
[Bear] "Maybe get a farken"
[Bear] "Claw massage from Sandra"
Nah Sandra's booked out!
This Tiger is like:
[Tiger] "Ah yeah"
[Tiger] "That's fair dinkum"
[Tiger] "Top notch"
[Tiger] "Something about fingers!}
[Tiger] "You humans are so lucky"
[Tiger] "To have fingers"
[Tiger] "Don't you ever take fingers for granted, okay?"
*Koala sleeping sounds*
[Koala] *confused* "What year is it?"
[Henry] "Numnumnumnumnumnumnumnum"
[Henry] "Can you please pour oil on me?"
[Henry] "Thank you"
[Henry] "That's it, rub it in, that's the spot"
[Henry] "Don't be gentle!"
[Henry] *gasp* You know what we need? Cucumber!"
[Henry] "Bloody sensational!"
[Henry] "You know oil and cucumber cures coronavirus?"
[Henry] "The inventor of cucumber talked about it"
[Henry] "With Joe Rogan"
[Larry The Llama] "Oh yeah"
[Larry The Llama] "OH yeah!"
[Larry The Llama] "Oh yeah, nngh"
[Larry The Llama] "Give it to me, baby!"
[Larry The Llama] "Yeah!"
Okay, yeah, no, look
Here at Ozzy Man Reviews
We try not
To kink shame.
This is a lovely moment between
Larry the Llama and his piece of wood
I do think he should be careful of small pieces of debris
However, it's never fun
When ya partner gives you an STS
That stands for Sexually Transmitted Splinter, everyone.
Oh look! A couple of Sea Lions
Hahahahahaha
That's it! That's the joke.
They're sea lions 'cos....
They're Lions, and then they're in the ocean
You get it, it's simple as f#%k
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*Koala sleeping sounds*
[Koala] 'What year is it?"
Ohhh, something's happened here
This is clearly a crime scene
Messy bed, fluff on the sheets
And on the floor
Yeah, nah the wallpaper is nice but
It doesn't distract from the chaos of this room
Clothes scattered all over
They look like they've been thrown from this bottom drawer
Let's give it an old fashioned open
EHHHHHHHHHH [Voice] *muffled* Hey stop it
[Ozzy] "there it is!" [Raccoon] "Stop, stop that!"
[Raccoon] "Wha-wha- What ya doin'?"
[Raccoon] "Put me back in!"
[Raccoon] "Can ya put me back in, please!"
[Raccoon] "I don't wanna come out"
[Raccoon] "I dunno what f#%ken accent I'm doin' 'ere"
[Raccoon] "But look, I don't wanna come out"
[Raccoon] "I wanna stay in the drawer, I'm hungover"
[Raccoon] "I've had fokken, I've had a bunch of mid-strength beers"
[Raccoon] "Put me back in, please, put me back in"
[Raccoon] "Don't touch me fokken foot, okay well you can touch it"
[Raccoon] "But just rub it, rub it nicely!"
[Raccoon] "Make me relaxed, please"
AND I'm back to normal
Finally here's a bunch of Bison
Under a BEAUTIFUL blanket of clouds
Hang on what's this one doing?
Ohhhhhhh yeah!
He's following the sign, he's definitely going left
If you know what I meeann
hahaha, what about the other ones?
Oh!
Look at that one! That one's also going left
By going left
I guess I mean they're rubbing their dicks on the fence posts
Anyway... yeah, nah, very relaxing stuff
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[Raccoon] "I really didn't want ya openin' the drawer"
[Raccoon] "But ya opened the drawer, ya disturbed my nap"
[Raccoon] "I was tryin' to 'ave a nice nap"
[Raccoon] "Wasn't I? I'd had-"
[Raccoon] "I'd been at the pub, yeah I'd been at the pub"
[Raccoon] "I'd been at the pub with mah mates and I'd been at the pub"
[Raccoon] "And I was tryin' to 'ave a nice nap"
[Raccoon] "But then ya came along and opened the drawer, ya disturbed it"
[Raccoon] "And ya tried to touch mah foot"
[Raccoon] "And I didnt' want ya to touch mah foot, but if ya gonna touch mah foot at least rub it"
[Raccoon] "ya know what I fokken mean, at least make it relaxin'"
Oi I'm-I'm gonna stop doing this voice