We're back, like high-waisted jeans.
Twitter is where YouTubers go to make their most profound statements,
which is why we're gonna play once again...
All right, Rhett, um, last time you didn't do so well.
- But I made it kind of difficult. - It's hard, man.
I think it's gonna be a little easier today.
I have scoured Twitterdom, uh, because that's where
YouTubers are tweeting things
these are actual tweets from actual YouTubers.
And I want you to fill in the actual blank.
- Actually? - Or blanks.
- Actually. - If you get three of these correct,
you get to control my Twitter for a day.
- Okay. - But if you don't I once again get to control
your Twitter. Bwahahaha.
You really did a number on my Twitter last time that happened.
Lots of self-aggrandizing Tweets about you.
This time I'll be so nice.
- Okay. - About me, again.
Okay. All right.
First up, Roy, from guava juice.
- We saw him recently. - We did.
And then he tweeted.
Never cried so much watching a blank movie #blank.
- Mm-hmm. - Two blanks in the first one.
Okay. Now, for some context,
was he bathing in something
while he tweeted this?
- Definitely. Definitely. - That might help me.
- Um... - He's a clean guy.
- Likes to stay clean. - Always bathing.
This seems pretty straightforward to me.
"I have not seen," uh, is it "Coco?"
Is that the name of the movie that everybody is seeing?
I would think this would be,
"Never cried so much while watching a Pixar move #Coco."
I mean, unless he's trying to be cute.
I mean, what other movie is out right now
that people are crying at a lot.
Does that movie make you cry?
I don't know, I haven't seen it.
It's a Pixar movie, of course it does.
- Final answer? - Final answer.
Okay, Rhett, the correct answer is:
- Oh, come on! - I cannot give you that one,
you said Pixar, even though Pixar is owned by Disney.
All right, I'll give it to you.
Okay, hey!
This reminds me, the last time I cried
was when the Wasabi Bros broke up.
- Oh! Ooh! Too soon. - Cried a lot.
#longtimeago.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, also, why do they make a Disney movie about Ice-T's wife?
I don't understand.
I don't know, she's had quiet a journey.
I guess it makes you cry.
- I had a journey. - ( chuckles )
Uh, you're off to a good start.
- Next, the insightful Logan Paul tweeted - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Link:
Shouts, is that like a shout out?
It's hard to say with Logan,
but I'm pretty sure this is a shout out.
And I will give you a hint.
It's a blank, blank.
It is a first and last name.
Okay, well you know.
"Shouts to my girl, blank, blank!"
Well, you know, I think the Paul brothers
have gotten a lot of bad press this year
um, mostly Jake.
and I think Logan he's kind of sat there and watched it.
- Just sat there? - And I think that one of the things
he's been trying to do lately,
is sort of like separate himself a little bit,
and kind of show that he's a little bit more thoughtful.
- He is more insightful. - Link: Mm-hmm.
So I think this might be like a history shout out.
Like he's been doing some studying,
like, "Shouts to my girl, Betsy Ross."
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I've been reading about US history.
Or maybe even European history.
Shouts to my girl, Marie Antoinette.
It's definitely one of those two.
- You're gonna have to choose. - I'm gonna go with Betsy Ross.
Final answer and I'm 100% sure I'm right.
I'm surprised that you're pretty darn close
- with the whole history thing. - Really?
Link:
Oh, crap! See!
So, you got it wrong,
but 50 bucks says that if you pull up his search history
- you'll find, who is Rosa Park? - Oh!
And also, what's a bus?
Did you say Rosa Park?
That's what he tweet-- that's what he Googled.
Oh, that was part of it That was part of it.
Got it. Oh, where is Rosa Park?
It, meaning my joke.
Got it, yes, yeah.
You're close but I'm not giving you that one.
Hey, but I was on the right track, man. Betsy Ross.
Let's move as far away from the Paul brothers as we can.
- Alissa Violet tweeted-- - Oh, we're still pretty close.
about her boyfriend, Ricky Banks.
She got a new boyfriend.
Ricky Banks I'm told.
"Christmas shopping for Ricky is hard.
Like he already has everything aka blank."
Is she trying to say a synonym to everything?
Like, he already has everything.
- AKA, all the things. - ( laughter )
What's a one word--
what's one word that means everything.
Like, he already has everything
AKA, plentitude.
- Plentitude? - Plentitude.
You think that Alissa Violet would use that kind of word?
- All the time. - She's sophisticated.
She's a sophisticated lady.
She-- she uses it in copious amounts.
Or could be, like-- like he already has everything
#... AKA #blessed,
but that's so not 2017 and she's ahead of the trends.
I'm going with plentitude, final answer.
Link:
- ( buzzer sounds ) - Oh!
But the thing is she forgot to finish typing,
it was mesothelioma.
- Oh, whoa! ( laughs ) - Yeah.
I saw a commercial about that.
He's been breathing in asbestos.
- Yeah, yeah. - She's trying to raise awareness about that.
Well, she's thoughtful.
- Let's go to Roman Atwood's Twitter. - Oh, okay.
"Hold on tight. I got completely surrounded by blank today.
No cage, URL.
Thanks for sharing. Thumbs up."
This could be a lot of things.
Um, but I know that Roman, he's really, really popular.
His videos get a lot of views.
Yeah. So it could be, "I got completely
surrounded by fans today No cage!"
- ( chuckles ) - 'Cause most of the time he's with his fans,
he's in a cage, you heard about this, right?
Yeah, he travels in a cage.
- He's like the pope - He travels in a cage, right.
And he wears a big hat.
Um, this has gotta be sharks, man.
Right? No cage, the guy's completely surrounded
by sharks a day.
He sounds like a Roman Atwood video.
No cage. Sharks.
Link:
You are right! And then he linked to the video.
Um, I clicked on it.
The thing was 22 freaking minutes long.
- ( chuckles ) - I said-- I kept scrubbing through it.
I'm not gonna watch the whole thing.
Here's what you do.
You go into the comments and somebody posts the time stamp
from when the sharks are.
You've got two right. If you get this next one right,
you get to take over my Twitter account,
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - for the day.
Joey Graceffa tweeted,
"People need to stop treating YouTube like it's a damn blank!"
He's upset about something.
Yeah, he is. He's cursing,
he's putting exclamation points on things,
- Mm-hmm. - Joey, calm down a little bit.
Fill in that blank before Joey gets cray cray.
Now, there is a trend, I have seen this.
Mostly, it's older people
who don't understand how the internet works
or are you using YouTube as a mirror,
and then accidentally uploading the video
of them fixing something in their teeth.
- Have you seen that? - ( laughter ) No.
Yeah, it's just like showed gran--
let grandma use my computer as a mirror,
here's the video.
- Well, that's a prank. - It's a great genre of videos.
It's not like grandma went to YouTube.
People need to stop using YouTube like it's a damn mirror, grandma!
( laughter )
That's gotta be it, right?
I should do that, to my family
this holiday season.
Maybe bank?
( laughs )
Bank, he doesn't want people to be using YouTube
like it's a bank.
- It ain't about the money? - Hmm.
That's right, Joey. Bank, final answer!
What he tweeted was:
- ( buzzer sounds ) - ( grunts )
Joey, the only people who tweet that,
are people who are losing...
- Oh, oh, oh. - the competition.
- Hey, hey, hey! - This is so harsh!
Listen, we're in this together, man.
We both hate tomatoes.
We're-- we're kindred spirits.
Link, you gotta remember, it's 2017,
people can't take a joke anymore.
You've just dug yourself a very deep hole.
Joey can take one.
Let's get together and not eat tomatoes together, Joey.
Let's do it. Come on the show,
- me and you, hating tomatoes. - Oh, okay.
- That's-- - You're invited.
That's it. All right, so,
I get to control your Twitter account again,
for the rest of the day.
- Hmm. - Okay, I'm not looking forward to that.
But hey, you gave it a valiant effort.
I am looking forward to what we're about to do
'cause we're going to be speed eating a watermelon.
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