[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ready for this.
Tonight is real special, to have a romantic dinner
with my wife SoGucci.
Because it's been so long since we
got been able to enjoy each other.
Because she's so busy working.
So tonight, it's going to be perfect.
I'm going to, goddarnit, ride this night
till I can't ride it no more.
And hope that I can ride something else, too.
Because I know I'm--
I'm goddamn sweet.
Some of my whip.
Oh, long day at work.
What the hell are you doing?
Baby, you been working so goddamn much.
I figured, goddarnit, I create some time for us.
Come here and give me some sugar.
I'm all sweet and sexy for you, goddarnit.
This is how a woman's supposed to come home.
So he must want something tonight.
Usually when I prepare a meal, dress up in my heels,
I got a motive.
There's somewhere I need to go.
There's some damn bag I need to buy.
There's some damn shoes I need to purchase.
Now, I understand.
When you do that, I already know to hide my [BLEEP]..
You go on in the back.
You better put on something sexy.
If I'm sitting here looking like this for you,
you come out of that room, that apron
need to do this right here.
[LAUGHS]
I love being an empty nester.
Yeah, I can let it all hang out now, goddarnit,
air to come across it in the front and the back,
goddarnit, when you walking, knowing you're just free.
Ain't that's how you came in the world?
Naked.
[LAUGHS]
Ooh, wee!
Well, I think I got on more clothes than you.
Goddamn, that's--
[LAUGHS]
Baby, mamacita.
Oh, my goodness!
I know it's about to go down tonight, goddarnit.
This is like our first goddarn date.
I got to do everything I can to make sure, goddarnit,
I keep the fire lit.
I want to sit here and toast--
Let's toast.
--to finally having a romantic night with no children at home,
alone, goddarnit, with my beautiful, sexy wife.
It's for the future, babe, for the future.
Yeah, well, I thank you.
Because like you hadn't taken me out in a while.
And I know if you want, you know,
it's just-- it's just different.
We eating at home, which is good.
You know, it's a little intimate time.
This is what I need.
I'ma start--
I just-- it's just I've got a lot on my plate.
I've been busy, make sure Dee, Amber, and Ari's OK.
They OK.
But I still have to do my part.
Hello.
Hey, how everything going?
The baby good? OK, good.
Thank you. If you need me, give me a call.
Bang.
No, I want to spend quality time with her.
We just like, you're going-- we're
going to have to spend quality time with your grandson.
Yeah, but goddarnit, trust me.
I'm going to still fit you in.
I'm still going to show you how to spend that quality time.
That's what you got to do. You got to learn how to share.
So why did you really prepare this meal?
Just letting you see this is how
a night supposed to be when you ain't got
no children and nothing around.
Plus my mama was considering moving in with us.
Who?
Yo mama?
Babe, you know I can't deal with your mama.
Babe.
She good when she come visit.
But to stay?
You talking about you want more time?
Baby, I understand.
When your mama asks you, I mean, how can you say no?
You got-- you have to discuss that with me.
You haven't told her, yes, yet, have you?
Baby, eat your lobster before it--
I don't want no damn lobster. You got all moving in here.
I'm going to get the hell up out of here.
There's something you just don't up and do that.
Well, I feel like I'm the man of the house.
And what I say should go.
Because SoGucci and my mama got a great relationship.
And I can get some meals, goddarnit, cooked.
So I feel like my mom would be a help to both of us.
Baby, come here.
Sexy.
Bye.
Sexy, come out.
What you thought you was going to get you ain't finna get.
Damn.
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