How are you?
Hey!
Very good to see you.
Hi, Jimmy.
Hey, Vampire Weekend next week.
Vampire Weekend.
Weekend. The band.
You're going to have them. - Yeah.
- Great, great, great. - Oh, no, not Vampire Weekend.
Hollywood Vampires. - Oh, the Hollywood--
Vampire Weekend was here two weeks ago.
- Oh. - Yeah.
Did you not say Vampire Weekend?
I said Hollywood Vampires, which is--
- That's, uh-- - Alice Cooper.
- Yeah. - Joe Perry.
- Joe-- - Johnny Depp.
- And Johnny Depp. - Yeah.
There you go. Yeah.
Guys all with day jobs.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
Yeah, guys who have other things to do.
Coming in and horning in on your musician union dues.
What's that about? JIMMY KIMMEL: They're very open.
They're-- they're able to share, and they still
get paid the same [INAUDIBLE].
And you came up with the name of this comedy club how?
Well, my parents actually came up with it.
I love that--
I love that you said you gave the only
true important information about how to find it in Las Vegas.
It's across the street from Caesar's Palace.
JIMMY KIMMEL: That's right.
So we all know how to get there.
[INAUDIBLE]
What, you couldn't get caddy-corner to the top?
Did they tear down the dude so you can't--
JIMMY KIMMEL: They did tear down the dude.
- You can't get a room in there? - Yeah.
No. - Yeah.
Yeah, we wanted to be--
You know, I remember back when you
were doing your comedy skits in the lounge at The Aladdin.
That was some good stuff.
That was me smoking a Nat Sherman.
That wasn't--
JIMMY KIMMEL: Everyone knows that one.
It wasn't the other thing.
JIMMY KIMMEL: How are you doing? I saw you--
- I'm all right. - The other night.
Yeah, we were right next door.
Yeah, you were next door for the premiere
of the Toy Story 4--
Toy Story 4.
Yes, indeed.
I was there with my two-year-old son
and my four-year-old daughter. - Now, the two-year-old.
Mm-hmm.
How did-- there's--
it's not a horror movie, but there are some--
there are some toys that, maybe, are a little bit creepy.
JIMMY KIMMEL: He wasn't bothered by it at all.
Yeah. Really?
I think maybe he's too young to be scared of that stuff.
Was he even looking at the screen?
He was looking at the screen the whole time,
and he kept saying Woody, Woody, Woody,
Woody, to the point where someone behind us went, shh.
Well, that wasn't me.
Yeah, that wasn't you.
We loved it.
It is so good. - It's a great movie.
It's a marvelous movie.
It might be the best Toy Story movie.
You know, we don't know what they look like, the--
because we just go--
we start going into a recording studio,
like, I say 3 and 1/2 years ago.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Uh huh. Right.
And we record for, like, five hour sessions about every six
or eight months, because we don't know what
it's going to come out like. We had no idea.
JIMMY KIMMEL: So you must have been delighted when you saw it.
I was.
It sounds ridiculous, because I'm in it, but it's--
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
It's one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life.
JIMMY KIMMEL: It is one of the best movies.
It is.
I don't know how to say it any other way.
It truly is.
And with the fact-- the voices, the added voices,
the fabulous Tony Hale.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Tony Hale is great in this movie.
And Christina Hendricks.
The fabulous Keanu Reeves.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, yes.
Hello.
There is some new talent in there.
Carl Weathers is in the movie.
Carl Weathers is a voice of Combat Carl.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Combat Carl. - How about that?
Carl Weathers is Apollo Creed, ladies and gentlemen.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah. Of course.
Of course.
When-- I didn't realize.
I didn't know he was in it, because we'd
never see each other. JIMMY KIMMEL: Right.
We-- maybe we'll run into each other when somebody's session
finishes and the other person is there waiting
to go on, but at the premiere I saw Carl Weathers,
and I had to-- I had to go--
I had to go shake the man's hand,
because not only was he Apollo Creed, he was Action Jackson.
Totally was.
Yeah.
Combat Carl got his name when we
were in one of the very first recording sessions
of the first Toy Story.
Because they explained to me a bunch of the toys, this, that.
And they said, there will be a GI Joe figure,
but we can't call him GI Joe.
And I said, well, how about Combat Carl?
You said it.
I said it.
And then they found a guy named Carl to be Carl.
Exactly.
You could have thrown a buddy a bone there.
I said, how about-- how about Combat Carl Weathers,
and they didn't go for the Weathers part.
JIMMY KIMMEL: They didn't go for the Weathers.
But-- Well, yeah.
But it was, really, it was something else to me.
It's a great, amazing cast-- [INTERPOSING VOICES]
I don't want to ruin anything by talking about it.
I already feel like maybe you've revealed some things
you shouldn't reveal. - Well, OK, OK.
It's funny you should mention that, because I think I did.
Oh, OK. Good.
All right.
Because everybody-- I have these talking
points that Disney gives you--
Oh, really?
At the beginning of--
the beginning of the press junket thing.
JIMMY KIMMEL: For real.
And these things are like Gutenberg Bible stuff.
I mean, look how many times I've studied them.
They've come across--
JIMMY KIMMEL: So you're not--
I spilled some tomato juice on it at one point
at breakfast the other day.
JIMMY KIMMEL: These are things you're supposed to say
or not supposed to say?
Both, my friend. Both.
I see.
For example, for example, here's one thing
that we're not supposed to say.
Spoilers.
Here it is, spoilers slash what to avoid.
Don't discuss Woody.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Please don't share that hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
And we shouldn't-- oh, there's just all sorts of rules.
But there is-- there is one thing.
They also give you sample questions.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, really?
Which you have yet to ask, my friend.
I'm sorry.
They didn't give them to me.
This is both for me and Tim Allen.
Tom Hanks--
JIMMY KIMMEL: OK.
And Tim Allen.
Can you talk about how Buzz is learning
to listen to his inner voice? OK.
JIMMY KIMMEL: What? - Right.
All right.
And here's a sample question.
And I'm still waiting.
Who does Woody reunite with, parentheses Bo.
Uh huh.
Bo Peep should be described as a strong character
from the beginning.
Her recent experience perhaps made her stronger,
but she was never a weak character.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, my gosh.
Wow.
That's what it says right here.
Wow.
And there it is.
Toy Story 4.
This is serious stuff.
Now do you know how many executives
right now want to kick my ass because I brought this out?
By the way--
They have an entire division over there
that's called Disney Corporate Vertical Integration Marketing
Division, and they spent years.
They, honestly, they worked on these things
and I'm revealing all their work.
JIMMY KIMMEL: I've received a similar document.
- Yeah. - Yes.
[INTERPOSING VOICES] - Yeah.
And how seriously do you study them when you get them?
I laugh really hard at it, and then I did not--
never looked at it again. Yeah.
OK. All right.
I think I have one thing here.
Oh, yes.
When doing Kimmel's show, please do not mention Academy Awards.
Now what's that about?
I feel like we should mention your Academy
Awards, because you have them-- - Oh, no, not mine.
I think it's talking about you.
- Oh, me on the Academy Awards. - Yeah.
Yeah. - Oh, why?
Did something happen?
Well, you got bounced, my friend.
That's all I know.
And you work for them.
You work for the network.
But they, they, they do give you this.
Do you--
And it's actually a much more thicker packet
than what I carried around.
I wanted to ask, because you're from Oakland--
Yes.
If you're following this series and if you're into it?
The Golden State Warriors?
I was there--
I was there during the Rick Barry years.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Uh huh.
Right.
I saw Kareem Abdul-Jabbar play.
I actually saw the the Buffalo Braves and the Baltimore
Bullets play in the--
isn't that a great name for a basketball team?
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah. - The Bullets.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
And then it was the Washington Bullets, which was even worse.
Well, yeah.
I guess the term Baltimore Handguns,
that wouldn't really--
that wouldn't really [INAUDIBLE]..
But no, they're leaving what I grew
up knowing as the Oakland Alameda
County Colosseum Complex Arena.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Right. Yes.
That's where the Warriors played
and the Oakland Seals played, the hockey
team that I went and saw.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah, that was an NHL team.
Right? The Oakland Seals.
Yeah.
They're closing it out, and they're going to--
I don't know what they're going to do with it.
Do you feel sad at all about this?
- No. - No, you don't care?
You know.
Well, it is a storied history, without a doubt.
But here's-- it was from the era where
they built these sports complexes,
arenas, and [INAUDIBLE].
And they made the mistake of making them freeway close.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yes.
Which means two freeways sort of, like, go right by there,
which means anytime there is an event,
that freeway is gridlocked, and you're late for the game,
and you leave early because you want to avoid the [INAUDIBLE]..
JIMMY KIMMEL: So your fondest memory of this area
is as an annoyance to your commute.
Well, that along with I sold--
I was a vendor at Oakland A's games.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, really? - Yeah.
I was 14 years old, and I I went down to sell peanuts--
JIMMY KIMMEL: Wow.
And soda, and thinking that it would be
kind of like from a TV show-- JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
Where everybody helps out the young kid
trying to make a thing.
First of all, I got robbed twice.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, great.
So that's-- You got--
note to self, hide those wads of cash.
Don't be walking with a wad of cash
sticking out of your pocket.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Robbed twice.
And then I came across professional vendors
who did not like the fact that kids were there.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, yeah. Sure.
So I'm 14 years old, and a guy probably in his late 50s
is yelling, hey, kid, that was my sale.
I was coming down the aisle.
You took my sale, kid!
And I'm-- I'm doing--
well, what am I supposed to do?
Here's what's going to happen.
I'm going to give you a bag of peanuts,
and you're going to give me 50 cents.
And that's what I did. JIMMY KIMMEL: Really?
And you had to pay the guy? - Yeah.
JIMMY KIMMEL: The guy held you up?
Yeah.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Wow, what a terrible--
No, he wasn't holding me up, it was,
like, a professional thing.
He was coming down the aisle.
So any sale on either side of that aisle was his,
and I just happened to be walking by the front.
And I sold a kid some peanuts, and the kid was loving it,
and I thought I'd done a good thing, Jimmy.
JIMMY KIMMEL: You did the right thing.
No, it was nothing wrong with what you did.
It was that man.
But that guy, that guy yelled at me.
So tear that friggin' place down.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
Trash?
No.
No, toys.
They're all toys.
Toy-- trash.
No, no, no.
That's the trash.
These are your friends.
- Hello. - Hi.
Ah! Trash.
Shh. No, no.
It's OK. - Trash.
Woody.
I have a question.
Well, actually, not just one.
I have all of them.
I have all the questions.
Uh, why does he want to go to the trash?
Because he was made from trash.
Look, I know this is a little strange,
but you've got to trust me on this.
Trash.
Forky is the most important toy to Bonnie right now.
That is Tom Hanks as Woody in Toy Story 4.
Thank you.
Opening one week from Friday.
Tony Hale is Forky there.
Tony Hale plays Forky.
He's so good.
The movie is sort of called Toy Story Forky, which
pisses off all the [INAUDIBLE].
I bought a Forky toy on my way out of the theater.
That Forky is going to be--
kids are going to be cursing is what's going to be happening,
because a 3-year-old can't say Forky without it
sounding like the F-word.
I believe that's what Disney Corporate planned.
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