Okay, now Joey, you know that since you're returning
all this stuff after the audition
you're gonna have to wear underwear.
Alright. Well, you better show me some of that, too, then.
Okay. It's missing something.
Oh, I know. Um, okay.
- Really? A purse? - It's not a purse.
It's a shoulder bag.
- Looks like a woman's purse. - No, Joey. Look, trust me.
I'm telling you, all of the men
are carrying them in the spring catalog.
Look. See? Look. Men...carrying the bag.
See? Look. Women carrying the bag.
But it is odd how a woman's purse
looks so good on me, a man.
Exactly. Unisex.
Maybe you need sex. I-I had sex a couple days ago.
Oh, no, Joey.
"U-N-I" sex.
Well, I ain't gonna say "No" to that.
- Hey. - Hey.
Wow, you look just like your son, Mrs. Tribbiani.
What? Are you referring to my man's bag?
At first I thought it just looked good
but it's practical, too. Check it out.
It's got compartments for all your stuff.
Your wallet, your keys, your address book--
Your makeup.
Joey, what are you doing with the bag?
Your audition's not till tomorrow.
Yeah, but sandwich time is right now.
Joey, you know you get any mustard on that bag
you can't return it.
Why would I return this? I love this bag.
Alright. Well, then you owe me $350.
(Joey) 'Fine.'
Do you take Vasa or Moostercard?
- Joey. - Alright, relax.
Look, I'll pay you with the money from the acting job
I am definitely gonna get, thanks to you.
What's the part? Auntie Mame?
Okay, don't listen to them.
I think it's sexy.
"You and I" sexy?
Hey, Pheebs. I'm so sorry.
Hey, you know what?
My grandma had the exact same bag.
Here. I brought you some flowers.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah, pulling flowers out of it
makes the bag look a lot more masculine.
Hey, I'm off to my audition.
How do I look?
Oh-h, I think you look great.
Joey, that bag is going to get you that part.
And a date with a man.
You know what? Make fun all you want.
This is a great bag, okay?
And it's as handy as it is becoming.
Now, just because you don't understand something
doesn't make it wrong, alright?
So, from now on, you guys are gonna have to get
used to the fact that Joey... comes with a bag.